Part 6 (1/2)
”I am not. What do you mean?”
”I mean, you've become a buyaholic.”
”Shopaholic, Maggie. There's no such thing as a buyaholic.”
”There is now. Some people shop. You buy. Everything. I've been watching, ever since you got back from the ... from where you went. Shoes, clothes, jewelry-Cuisinarts, for crying out loud, and you don't cook. You're subst.i.tuting, Bernie, the way I've been subst.i.tuting food for nicotine, and we both have to stop. But this?” she said, gesturing toward the large wrapped portrait. ”I didn't even know they sold stuff like this here.”
”They don't. The portrait was part of a display, to showcase some gallery. But I had to have it immediately, Maggie, I just did. Those people spoke to me, I swear it. So I whipped out my American Express, and now they're mine.”
”This gallery doesn't deliver?”
”Of course it does, but I had to have it now. I can't explain it.”
”I can. It's because you're a buyaholic,” Maggie said, nailing home her point.
”Warts and pimples, Maggie. I'm seeing warts and pimples. Now, come on, I can't buy myself a Christmas present?”
”Ancestors. You're buying ancestors for yourself for Christmas.” When Bernie made a face, Maggie threw up her hands, giving in. ”Okay, okay. Just think about what I said.”
”Don't I always? You won't mind waiting with me until the van Jose ordered shows up? It's either that or trying to find a cab in this mess, and good luck with that. While we wait, you can tell me why you're covered in snow.”
Maggie was beginning to feel nostalgic for jolly old England and being marooned with a murderer. ”I fell,” she said dully, then looked at Alex, who dared to wink at her, sending her heart rate into overdrive. It was only a matter of time now, and they both knew it. Yes, she'd fallen, and she was still falling, and she might as well just give up and let it happen. Maggie down the rabbit hole ...
Chapter Eight.
Tagging along with Bernie to the Hamptons for the weekend had proved an excellent way to keep tabs on Maggie, keep her within his sight at all times, but did little to improve her mood, as she had barely spoken to Saint Just, obstinately staying in her room to read J.P. Boxer's ma.n.u.script (which she adamantly refused to talk about), and to do some research on the Web about what she'd informed him had become known as the War of 1812 between England and America.
She'd been thinking, or so she'd said, of having Saint Just become involved in exposing some sort of scandal and murder having to do with the Crown's dealings with American Indians, and promises made and broken, and-well, she'd been rather vague, but Saint Just was sure she'd abandon the idea by the time they returned to Manhattan, so he didn't press her. Only if she came up with a t.i.tle would he begin to pay attention, for then he would know she was serious.
There simply were times when a gentleman does not push, and this, definitely, was one of them. Besides, she hadn't been hounding him for the reason he'd been keeping her so close, and since he didn't have an answer for her-at least one he wished to give her-Saint Just was content to spend his own weekend reading books by Michael Connelly, and in deep admiration of the man's clever creation, Harry Bosch. Rough around the edges, Harry was, but definitely intriguing. Although the man seemed to have little luck in his love life, which may, Saint Just was loathe to think, have given the two fictional men something in common, if only that both their creators sometimes delighted in making their creations suffer.
They returned to the city Monday at noon, traipsing into the lobby of the condo building while Socks went off to park Maggie's car in the garage a block away. Paul, who usually worked the night s.h.i.+ft on the door, was behind the desk in the lobby, having stopped by to ask Socks to cover for him on Sat.u.r.day night so he might attend a Christmas party with his girlfriend.
Saint Just and the others knew this because Paul told them so, even though no one had asked why he was there and could not have cared less, if truth be told. Paul was not Socks, not by a long chalk, and had definitely been hiding behind the door when the good Lord had been handing out common sense. In fact, he'd just three weeks previously opened the door to Mrs. Tannenbaum's condo for a ”delivery man,” and then a.s.sisted the miscreant in carrying out the woman's television set and stereo equipment.
Yes, Paul was a treasure.
”Got a package here for you, Ms. Kelly,” he said as an afterthought, just as the elevator doors opened.
”Oh, thanks, Paul, I-”
”I'll take that,” Saint Just said, neatly relieving the doorman of the package just as Maggie was about to grab it.
”Hey,” Maggie said, lunging for the package, ”give me that. It's mine. Does it have your name on it? No-o-o. It's got my name on it-I can see my name from here. And Paul said so. Give.”
”I am not Wellington, Maggie,” Saint Just said, taking the package over to one of the couches in the foyer and placing it on the table in front of him, already pulling the tab on the large brown postal bag.
”True. Him I can lock in my bedroom if he doesn't-never mind, I don't want to go there. And cut it out. Don't open that, Alex. I know what it is and-oh, cute. Really cute. Happy now?”
Saint Just returned the clear plastic bag containing something pink and lacy into the padded envelope and handed both to Maggie, feeling somewhat silly, but not about to let her know that. ”So sorry. I ordered something in your name, as you already had an account, but this clearly isn't personalized stationery, is it?”
”No, it clearly isn't,” Maggie told him, grabbing the package. ”It's my free buy-two-get-one-free bra, d.a.m.n you. And who said you could use my Internet accounts, huh? G.o.d. I'm going upstairs. Do yourself a favor and don't follow me!”
”That was unfortunate, wasn't it?” Sterling commented, speaking to Henry, who was happily running on the small wheel in the travel cage Sterling held up at eye level. ”But we'll forget we witnessed anything, Henry, as a favor to Saint Just, who must be horribly embarra.s.sed.”
Saint Just looked at his friend. ”I overreacted, I agree,” he admitted. ”This can't go on, Sterling, even if the esteemed NYPD is satisfied with a p.r.o.nouncement of suicide. I'm going to have to tell Maggie about the dead rats.”
Sterling quickly lowered Henry's cage to his side. ”Please, not in front of the children and all of that. But I agree, Saint Just. As you still harbor some reservations after speaking with the good lieutenant again, Maggie definitely must be told of your concerns, and of the R-A-T. I must say, I was rather disappointed in your decision to keep everything so very close to your own breast.”
”I made a mistake, Sterling, and I freely admit to that mistake. Not with Wendell, but with Maggie,” Saint Just said, amazed to hear himself so humble. ”At the same time, I cannot rule out the possibility that I am overreacting, seeing bogeymen where there are none. She and I are ... we're at the moment tussling with something rather disconcerting for both of us, and I didn't want to complicate matters, at least not until I'd done some digging, come up with some clues. Harry Bosch often labors under similar circ.u.mstances, you know, and he has always managed to persevere. So shall I.”
”But you haven't, have you? Come up with clues, that is.”
”No, Sterling, I can truthfully say I have not, especially after delaying my investigation by haring off to the Hamptons in the mistaken notion that I was doing the right thing. Tell you what I'll do, my friend. I'll give myself one more day to arrive at some answers on my own, and then I will tell Maggie everything I have learned.”
”She'll forgive you,” Sterling told him rather kindly.
Saint Just raised one well-defined eyebrow. Pity? From Sterling? Pity? From anyone? He, the intrepid, indomitable, unflappable Viscount Saint Just was being looked upon as an object of pity?Well, that tore it, didn't it? Perhaps Maggie was right to keep his fictional self flitting from flower to flower, rather than having him tumble into love. Love seemed to take the edge off a man, make him vulnerable, make him ... fallible.
”Sterling?” Saint Just asked after a moment. ”Would you mind terribly carrying up my bag as well as yours? I do believe I would like to take a walk.”
Sterling was still looking at him as if he might offer his shoulder, friend to friend. ”Of course, Saint Just. Go, walk, clear away the cobwebs and all of that. Henry and I will watch over Maggie for you.”
How very sweet, how very lowering. ”Thank you, Sterling, you're a good friend,” Saint Just said, inclining his head in a slight bow, then heading out onto the street, already knowing his destination. He walked confidently, his armor that of his well-tailored clothes, his black cashmere sports coat ample covering on such a crisp, sunny day, his red sweater vest and the whimsical sprig of holly he'd tucked into his b.u.t.tonhole his tributes to the Christmas season. He also carried with him the gold-tipped sword cane he tucked under his arm, his outfit completed by the jaunty tilt of the wide-brimmed, low-crowned black hat Maggie teased him about but nevertheless admitted looked exactly right on his head.
Yes, he knew precisely where he was headed, and he'd probably put off the meeting much too long as it was.
He was off to see Dr. Robert Lewis Chalfont, known to Maggie and others by the unfortunate appellation of Dr. Bob. Maggie had been seeing the psychiatrist for approximately five years, at first to help rid her of her nicotine addiction-the man long had been a sad failure at that-and then to help her work through her unfortunate problem with her family, which Saint Just could have told him was a lost cause, as the problem did not lie with Maggie, but with that family.
Still, Dr. Chalfont had encouraged Maggie to realize there were things she could not change so it was better to learn what he called coping skills. As Maggie's coping skill with her brother, during their recent Thanksgiving visit to New Jersey, had consisted of telling Tate Kelly ”where to get off,” Saint Just was fairly sure all Maggie needed was confidence in her own strengths.
She had no idea how very wonderful she was, how very talented, or how very competent. Hadn't that been the reason he'd given Sterling for their appearance on this plane: to help Maggie reach her full potential?
It had only taken one good look at her, one touch of her hand on his, to realize that he'd been lying to Sterling, and to himself. He simply wanted to be in Maggie's life. A part of that life ...
Saint Just tipped his hat to a pair of middle-aged ladies who seemed to appreciate his kindness. Yes, he was a kind man. When he wanted to be. Kind enough to wish to thank Maggie for creating him.
Or, as he'd heard someone say with typical American forthrightness, he'd wanted to jump her bones.
But laudable or not, he was here now, and evolving, as he persisted in telling Maggie, and he'd progressed far beyond the rather crude notion of simply seducing her. Far beyond.
Saint Just stepped inside the large office building, removed his hat, and made his way to the fourth floor. Once there, he entered a small, unimaginatively decorated anteroom empty of other inhabitants, and used the head of his cane to knock on a door marked Private.
He had no worries that Dr. Chalfont would not be there, and immediately available to him. He was, after all, a fictional hero, and fictional heroes rarely had to come back a second time, try again. Now Maggie? She would have been disappointed if she'd hoped to see Chalfont at this precise time, which was rather all right, as Maggie had necessarily grown accustomed if not resigned to frustration, as most people do. Heroes, however, were entirely another matter; their lives ran much more smoothly.
The rather fleshy man who opened the door a few seconds later wore an air of distraction and a woefully unfortunate choice of brown tweed jacket and blue slacks. ”Yes? I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't take walk-in patients.”