Part 88 (1/2)
”It's very good of you to come and see an old woman,” she said in her mixed dialect, which skipped irresponsibly from English to Yiddish and back again. ”It's more than my own _Kinder_ do. I wonder they let you come across and see me.”
”I haven't been to see them yet,” Esther interrupted.
”Ah, that explains it,” said Malka with satisfaction. ”They'd have told you, 'Don't go and see the old woman, she's _meshuggah_, she ought to be in the asylum.' I bring children into the world and buy them husbands and businesses and bed-clothes, and this is my profit. The other day my Milly--the impudent-face! I would have boxed her ears if she hadn't been suckling Nathaniel. Let her tell me again that ink isn't good for the ring-worm, and my five fingers shall leave a mark on her face worse than any of Gabriel's ring-worms. But I have washed my hands of her; she can go her way and I'll go mine. I've taken an oath I'll have nothing to do with her and her children--no, not if I live a thousand years. It's all through Milly's ignorance she has had such heavy losses.”
”What! Mr. Phillips's business been doing badly? I'm so sorry.”
”No, no! my family never does bad business. It's my Milly's children.
She lost two. As for my Leah, G.o.d bless her, she's been more unfortunate still; I always said that old beggar-woman had the Evil Eye! I sent her to Liverpool with her Sam.”
”I know,” murmured Esther.
”But she is a good daughter. I wish I had a thousand such. She writes to me every week and my little Ezekiel writes back; English they learn them in that heathen school,” Malka interrupted herself sarcastically, ”and it was I who had to learn him to begin a letter properly with 'I write you these few lines hoping to find you in good health as, thank G.o.d, it leaves me at present;' he used to begin anyhow--”
She came to a stop, having tangled the thread of her discourse and bethought herself of offering Esther a peppermint. But Esther refused and bethought herself of inquiring after Mr. Birnbaum.
”My Michael is quite well, thank G.o.d,” said Malka, ”though he is still pig-headed in business matters! He buys so badly, you know; gives a hundred pounds for what's not worth twenty.”
”But you said business was all right?”
”Ah, that's different. Of course he sells at a good profit,--thank G.o.d.
If I wanted to provoke Providence I could keep my carriage like any of your grand West-End ladies. But that doesn't make him a good buyer. And the worst of it is he always thinks he has got a bargain. He won't listen to reason, at all,” said Malka, shaking her head dolefully. ”He might be a child of mine, instead of my husband. If G.o.d didn't send him such luck and blessing, we might come to want bread, coal, and meat tickets ourselves, instead of giving them away. Do you know I found out that Mrs. Isaacs, across the square, only speculates her guinea in the drawings to give away the tickets she wins to her poor relations, so that she gets all the credit of charity and her name in the papers, while saving the money she'd have to give to her poor relations all the same! n.o.body can say I give my tickets to my poor relations. You should just see how much my Michael vows away at _Shool_--he's been _Parna.s.s_ for the last twelve years straight off; all the members respect him so much; it isn't often you see a business man with such fear of Heaven.
Wait! my Ezekiel will be _Barmitzvah_ in a few years; then you shall see what I will do for that _Shool_. You shall see what an example of _Yiddshkeit_ I will give to a _link_ generation. Mrs. Benjamin, of the Ruins, purified her knives and forks for Pa.s.sover by sticking them between the boards of the floor. Would you believe she didn't make them red hot first? I gave her a bit of my mind. She said she forgot. But not she! She's no cat's head. She's a regular Christian, that's what she is.
I shouldn't wonder if she becomes one like that blackguard, David Brandon; I always told my Milly he was not the sort of person to allow across the threshold. It was Sam Levine who brought him. You see what comes of having the son of a proselyte in the family! Some say Reb Shemuel's daughter narrowly escaped being engaged to him. But that story has a beard already. I suppose it's the sight of you brings up _Olov Hashotom_ times. Well, and how _are_ you?” she concluded abruptly, becoming suddenly conscious of imperfect courtesy.
”Oh, I'm very well, thank you,” said Esther.
”Ah, that's right. You're looking very well, _imbeshreer_. Quite a grand lady. I always knew you'd be one some day. There was your poor mother, peace be upon him! She went and married your father, though I warned her he was a _Schnorrer_ and only wanted her because she had a rich family; he'd have sent you out with matches if I hadn't stopped it. I remember saying to him, 'That little Esther has Aristotle's head--let her learn all she can, as sure as I stand here she will grow up to be a lady; I shall have no need to be ashamed of owning her for a cousin.' He was not so pig-headed as your mother, and you see the result.”
She surveyed the result with an affectionate smile, feeling genuinely proud of her share in its production. ”If my Ezekiel were only a few years older,” she added musingly.
”Oh, but I am not a great lady,” said Esther, hastening to disclaim false pretensions to the hand of the hero of the hoop, ”I've left the Goldsmiths and come back to live in the East End.”
”What!” said Malka. ”Left the West End!” Her swarthy face grew darker; the skin about her black eyebrows was wrinkled with wrath.
”Are you _Meshuggah_?” she asked after an awful silence. ”Or have you, perhaps, saved up a tidy sum of money?”
Esther flushed and shook her head.
”There's no use coming to me. I'm not a rich woman, far from it; and I have been blessed with _Kinder_ who are helpless without me. It's as I always said to your father. 'Meshe,' I said, 'you're a _Schnorrer_ and your children'll grow up _Schnorrers_.'”
Esther turned white, but the dwindling of Malka's semi-divinity had diminished the old woman's power of annoying her.
”I want to earn my own living,” she said, with a smile that was almost contemptuous. ”Do you call that being a _Schnorrer_?”
”Don't argue with me. You're just like your poor mother, peace be upon him!” cried the irate old woman. ”You G.o.d's fool! You were provided for in life and you have no right to come upon the family.”
”But isn't it _Schnorring_ to be dependent on strangers?” inquired Esther with bitter amus.e.m.e.nt.
”Don't stand there with your impudence-face!” cried Malka, her eyes blazing fire. ”You know as well as I do that a _Schnorrer_ is a person you give sixpences to. When a rich family takes in a motherless girl like you and clothes her and feeds her, why it's mocking Heaven to run away and want to earn your own living. Earn your living. Pooh! What living can you earn, you with your gloves? You're all by yourself in the world now; your father can't help you any more. He did enough for you when you were little, keeping you at school when you ought to have been out selling matches. You'll starve and come to me, that's what you'll do.”