Part 60 (1/2)

”I wish we had him in our synagogue,” said Raphael. ”Michaels is a well-meaning worthy man, but he is dreadfully dull.”

”Poor Raphael!” said Sidney. ”Why did you abolish the old style of minister who had to slaughter the sheep? Now the minister reserves all his powers of destruction for his own flock.'”

”I have given him endless hints to preach only once a month,” said Mr.

Montagu Samuels dolefully. ”But every Sat.u.r.day our hearts sink as we see him walk to the pulpit.”

”You see, Addie, how a sense of duty makes a man criminal,” said Sidney. ”Isn't Michaels the minister who defends orthodoxy in a way that makes the orthodox rage over his unconscious heresies, while the heterodox enjoy themselves by looking out for his historical and grammatical blunders!”

”Poor man, he works hard,” said Raphael, gently. ”Let him be.”

Over the dessert the conversation turned by way of the Rev. Strelitski's marriage, to the growing willingness of the younger generation to marry out of Judaism. The table discerned in inter-marriage the beginning of the end.

”But why postpone the inevitable?” asked Sidney calmly. ”What is this mania for keeping up an effete _ism_? Are we to cripple our lives for the sake of a word? It's all romantic fudge, the idea of perpetual isolation. You get into little cliques and mistaken narrow-mindedness for fidelity to an ideal. I can live for months and forget there are such beings as Jews in the world. I have floated down the Nile in a _dahabiya_ while you were beating your b.r.e.a.s.t.s in the Synagogue, and the palm-trees and pelicans knew nothing of your sacrosanct chronological crisis, your annual epidemic of remorse.”

The table thrilled with horror, without, however, quite believing in the speaker's wickedness. Addie looked troubled.

”A man and wife of different religions can never know true happiness,”

said the hostess.

”Granted,” retorted Sidney. ”But why shouldn't Jews without Judaism marry Christians without Christianity? Must a Jew needs have a Jewess to help him break the Law?”

”Inter-marriage must not be tolerated,” said Raphael. ”It would hurt us less if we had a country. Lacking that, we must preserve our human boundaries.”

”You have good phrases sometimes,” admitted Sidney. ”But why must we preserve any boundaries? Why must we exist at all as a separate people?”

”To fulfil the mission of Israel,” said Mr. Montagu Samuels solemnly.

”Ah, what is that? That is one of the things n.o.body ever seems able to tell me.”

”We are G.o.d's witnesses,” said Mrs. Henry Goldsmith, snipping off for herself a little bunch of hot-house grapes.

”False witnesses, mostly then,” said Sidney. ”A Christian friend of mine, an artist, fell in love with a girl and courted her regularly at her house for four years. Then he proposed; she told him to ask her father, and he then learned for the first time that the family were Jewish, and his suit could not therefore be entertained. Could a satirist have invented anything funnier? Whatever it was Jews have to bear witness to, these people had been bearing witness to so effectually that a daily visitor never heard a word of the evidence during four years. And this family is not an exception; it is a type. Abroad the English Jew keeps his Judaism in the background, at home in the back kitchen. When he travels, his Judaism is not packed up among his _impedimenta_. He never obtrudes his creed, and even his Jewish newspaper is sent to him in a wrapper labelled something else. How's that for witnesses? Mind you, I'm not blaming the men, being one of 'em.

They may be the best fellows going, honorable, high-minded, generous--why expect them to be martyrs more than other Englishmen?

Isn't life hard enough without inventing a new hards.h.i.+p? I declare there's no narrower creature in the world than your idealist; he sets up a moral standard which suits his own line of business, and rails at men of the world for not conforming to it. G.o.d's witnesses, indeed! I say nothing of those who are rather the Devil's witnesses, but think of the host of Jews like myself who, whether they marry Christians or not, simply drop out, and whose absence of all religion escapes notice in the medley of creeds. We no more give evidence than those old Spanish Jews--Marannos, they were called, weren't they?--who wore the Christian mask for generations. Practically, many of us are Marannos still; I don't mean the Jews who are on the stage and the press and all that, but the Jews who have gone on believing. One Day of Atonement I amused myself by noting the pretexts on the shutters of shops that were closed in the Strand. 'Our annual holiday,' Stock-taking day,' 'Our annual bean-feast.' 'Closed for repairs.'”

”Well, it's something if they keep the Fast at all,” said Mr. Henry Goldsmith. ”It shows spirituality is not dead in them.”

”Spirituality!” sneered Sidney. ”Sheer superst.i.tion, rather. A dread of thunderbolts. Besides, fasting is a sensuous _attraction_. But for the fasting, the Day of Atonement would have long since died out for these men. 'Our annual bean-feast'! There's witnesses for you.”

”We cannot help if we have false witnesses among us,” said Raphael Leon quietly. ”Our mission is to spread the truth of the Torah till the earth is filled with the knowledge of the Lord as the waters cover the sea.”

”But we don't spread it.”

”We do. Christianity and Mohammedanism are offshoots of Judaism; through them we have won the world from Paganism and taught it that G.o.d is one with the moral law.”

”Then we are somewhat in the position of an ancient school-master lagging superfluous in the school-room where his whilom pupils are teaching.”