Chapter 503: Crusade (1/2)

”Bwahahahahaha!”

”Oh! My sides! It hurts! Hahahahaha!”

”If should feel bad but - hahahahaha!”

”I can't! I fucking can't! Hahahaha!”

”Dear lord, I'm going to faint from laughing! Hahahaha!”

The lockers are filled with uproarious laughter. Some people completely disregarded decorum and could be found lying on the floor while clutching their stomachs since it hurts from their constant laughter.

They felt bad…they really do, but it was just too funny. Some of the Cleansers were even shedding tears due to how much they've been wheezing from laughter.

”Haha, very funny guys.”

If there's one person who didn't share the same sentiment, it would be none other than Peter himself and maybe Raven. But just because Raven wasn't laughing, it doesn't mean that he didn't find this situation funny.

”Hoo! Fuck!” Magna sat down, trying his best to stop himself from laughing. He wanted to say something however, he made the mistake of looking at the gloomy and embarrassed expression of Peter. That caused him to break into another fit of laughter. His fell on his back, clutching his stomach with one hand while slamming the other on the wooden floor multiple times. ”I can't, this is so good! Ugh! Shit, my stomach hurts but…”

”Come to think of it, this isn't the first time right…” Vicky said while drying her tears. She tried her best to not look at Peter because she knows, oh - she knows that she does, then she'll roll on the floor laughing again.

”Yes. Yes, it is indeed not the first time that he did something like this.” Sam rose up from the floor, he too wasn't trying to look at Peter. ”I told you guys, he's hopeless. But still, getting yourself lost in a daydream, even puckering your lips…pfft!”

”Hahahahahaha!”

The lockers were once again filled with laughter.

Meanwhile, Peter wanted nothing more other than for the ground to open up at this very moment and swallow him whole, never to emerge ever again. He sneaked at glare at Raven, who felt the glare but just smiled at him.

Peter blamed this kid for everything. He's not sure if this is karma or fate just messing with him, however ever since the arrival of this kid, a series of unfortunate events repeatedly struck him. True, the kid didn't directly caused any of it but still…he blamed him for everything.

He just doesn't understand why this was happening to him. Of all times that Monica could've visited, it just happens to be the exact moment when he's lost at his daydreams of her and was even caught doing something weird.

This was no different from him being caught with his pants down and hands on his dick. He's pretty sure that Monica was cursing him right now and calling him a pervert.

Peter didn't even had any time to explain himself. And even if he did, what can he say? He's pretty sure that he's totally incapable of lying to her anyway, so it doesn't matter anymore. Additionally, Monica already knows what kind of fantasies he's having, he doesn't need to mention it at all.

”Hey, PJ. Stop glaring at the kid.” Lewis threw something at Peter, earning himself a glare but Lewis couldn't care less about it. ”If anything, you should apologize. The kid's probably suffering from second-hand embarrassment due to that.”

”Shut up!” Peter fumed, but his embarrassed expression made it even funnier. ”I'm out of here.”

”Sweet dreams, dude! Hahahahaha!” Natalie yelled, causing Peter to stumble on his way out and earning more giggles from them.

”Oh, man.” Raven sighed as he took off his jacket. ”He probably hates me so much right now.”

”Don't worry about, Kid.” Garen weakly climbed on the chair, exhausted from laughing his heart out. ”He's ashamed, true. But he knows better.”

”He's right.” Magna added, ”And like what Vicky mentioned earlier, this isn't the first time that it happened.”

”But its the first time that he was caught.” Sam wheezed once more, weakly getting up. ”Man, I don't remember when was the last time I laughed this hard.”

”Anyways, our shift is done people.” Natalie reminded everyone. ”Let's go home and rest, we'll be having a lot of patients tomorrow.”

”Oh right! I just remembered something.” Lewis looked over towards Raven and said: ”You don't have to come tomorrow, Kid. We'll be extremely busy and we can't spare someone to watch over your training. Give me your Transmission Sign, we'll contact you when we're free.”