Part 3 (2/2)
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”Here, nant secretary, ”you're disqualified!”
”What for?” de off in front of the teeing ly
”Away, you bletherin' idiot!” he said tensely, ”I'oing to tell you one by one what your golf is like You, McTaggart, are a scratch man or a plus man
Is that so?”
”Plus one,” he said in surprise ”How did you guess?”
”I didn't guess,” I said with great superiority ”I found out by pure science You didn't laugh at olf doesn't touch any complex inside you The roundin yourself it touches”
”Wonderful!” cried the minister
”It's quite simple,” I crowed, ”and now for Mac! You, Mac, are a rotten player; you take sixteen to a hole”
”Only ten,” protested Mac hastily ”How the devil did you know? I've never played with you”
”Deduction, olf co at yourself and your oful golf”
”What aboutin Duncan's eye that should have warned ed confidently
”Oh, you don't play golf,” I said airily
”Wrong!” he cried, ”I do! And I'm worse than Mac too!”
I was astounded
”Ihed atwhatsoever inside you”
Duncan shook his head
”You're coh?” I asked
He grinned
”I dunno Possibly it is because I first heard that joke in my cradle”