Part 71 (1/2)
”There--the large stone shall revolve rapidly, say from north to south; the small one from south to north: that is the idea which has just struck me, and completes the invention. It is to be worked, not by one grinder, but two. A stands south, and pa.s.ses the saw northward between the two grindstones to B. The stones must be hung so as just to allow the pa.s.sage of the saw. B draws it out, and reverses it, and pa.s.ses it back to A. Those two journeys of the saw will grind the whole length of it for a breath of two or three inches, and all in forty seconds. Now do you see what I meant by the grammar of mechanics? It was the false grammar of those duffers, grinding a long thing sideways instead of lengthways, that struck my mind first. And now see what one gets to at last if one starts from grammar. By this machine two men can easily grind as many big saws as twenty men could grind on single stones: and instead of all that heavy, coa.r.s.e labor, and dirt, and splas.h.i.+ng, my two men shall do the work as quietly and as easily as two printers, one feeding a machine with paper, and his mate drawing out the printed sheet at the other end.”
”By Jove,” said Dr. Amboyne, ”I believe this is a great idea. What do you say, Mr. Bayne?”
”Well, sir, a servant mustn't always say his mind.”
”Servant be hanged!” said Little. ”THAT for a friend who does not speak his mind.”
”Well, then, gentlemen, it is the most simple and beautiful contrivance I ever saw. And there's only one thing to be done with it.”
”Patent it?”
”No; hide it; lock it up in your own breast, and try and forget it. Your life won't be worth a week's purchase, if you set up that machine in Hillsborough.”
”Hillsborough is not all the world. I can take it to some free country--America or--Russia; there's a fortune in it. Stop; suppose I was to patent it at home and abroad, and then work it in the United States and the Canadas. That would force the invention upon this country, by degrees.”
”Yes, and then, if you sell the English patent and insure the purchaser's life, you may turn a few thousands, and keep a whole skin yourself.”
Little a.s.sured Bayne he had no intention of running his head against the Saw-grinders' Union. ”We are very comfortable as it is, and I value my life more than I used to do.”
”I think I know why,” said Dr. Amboyne. ”But, whatever you do, patent your invention. Patent them all.”
Henry promised he would; but soon forgot his promise, and, having tasted blood, so to speak, was soon deep in a far more intricate puzzle, viz., how to grind large circular saws by machinery. This problem, and his steel railway clip, which was to displace the present system of fastening down the rails, absorbed him so, that he became abstracted in the very streets, and did not see his friends when they pa.s.sed.
One day, when he was deeply engaged in his studio, Bayne tapped at the door, and asked to speak to him.
”Well, what is it?” said the inventor, rather peevishly.
”Oh, nothing,” said Bayne, with a bitter air of mock resignation. ”Only a cloud on the peaceful horizon; that is all. A letter from Mary Anne.”
”SIR,--Four of your saws are behindhand with their contributions, and, being deaf to remonstrance, I am obliged to apply to you, to use your influence.
”MARY ANNE.”
”Well,” said Henry, ”Mary Anne is in the right. Confound their dishonesty: they take the immense advantages the Saw-grinders' Union gives them, yet they won't pay the weekly contribution, without which the Union can't exist. Go and find out who they are, and blow them up.”
”What! me disturb the balmy?”
”Bother the balmy! I can't be worried with such trifles. I'm inventing.”
”But, Mr. Little, would not the best way be for YOU just to stop it quietly and peaceably out of their pay, and send it to Grotait?”
Little, after a moment's reflection, said he had no legal right to do that. Besides, it was not his business to work the Saw-grinders' Union for Grotait. ”Who is this Mary Anne?”
”The saw-grinders, to be sure.”
”What, all of them? Poor Mary Anne!”
He then inquired how he was to write back to her.