Part 55 (1/2)

”How many bedrooms, for example?” asked the architect.

”One?” suggested Kipps, inclined now to minimise at any cost.

”There's Gwendolen,” said Ann.

”Visitors perhaps,” said the architect, and temperately, ”You never know.”

”Two, p'raps?” said Kipps. ”We don't want no more than a _little_ 'ouse, you know.”

”But the merest shooting-box----,” said the architect.

They got to six; he beat them steadily from bedroom to bedroom, the word ”nursery” played across their imaginative skies--he mentioned it as the remotest possibility--and then six being reluctantly conceded, Ann came forward to the table, sat down and delivered herself of one of her prepared conditions: ”'Ot and cold water,” she said, ”laid on to each room--any'ow.”

It was an idea long since acquired from Sid.

”Yes,” said Kipps, on the hearthrug, ”'Ot and cold water laid on to each bedroom--we've settled on that.”

It was the first intimation to the architect that he had to deal with a couple of exceptional originality, and as he had spent the previous afternoon in finding three large houses in _The Builder_, which he intended to combine into an original and copyright design of his own, he naturally struggled against these novel requirements. He enlarged on the extreme expensiveness of plumbing, on the extreme expensiveness of everything not already arranged for in his scheme, and only when Ann declared she'd as soon not have the house as not have her requirements, and Kipps, blenching the while, had said he didn't mind what a thing cost him so long as he got what he wanted, did he allow a kindred originality of his own to appear beneath the acquired professionalism of his methods. He dismissed their previous talk with his paragraphic cough. ”Of course,” he said, ”if you don't mind being unconventional----”

He explained that he had been thinking of a Queen Anne style of architecture (Ann directly she heard her name shook her head at Kipps in an aside) so far as the exterior went. For his own part, he said, he liked to have the exterior of a house in a style, not priggishly in a style, but mixed, with one style uppermost, and the gables and dormers and cas.e.m.e.nts of the Queen Anne style, with a little rough cast and sham timbering here and there and perhaps a bit of an overhang diversified a house and made it interesting. The advantages of what he called a Queen Anne style was that it had such a variety of features.... Still, if they were prepared to be unconventional it could be done. A number of houses were now built in the unconventional style and were often very pretty.

In the unconventional style one frequently had what perhaps he might call Internal Features, for example, an Old English oak staircase and gallery. White rough-cast and green paint were a good deal favoured in houses of this type.

He indicated that this excursus on style was finished by a momentary use of his cough, and reopened his notebook, which he had closed to wave about in a moment of descriptive enthusiasm while expatiating on the unbridled wealth of External Features a.s.sociated with Queen Anne. ”Six bedrooms,” he said, moistening his pencil. ”One with barred windows suitable for a nursery if required.”

Kipps endorsed this huskily and reluctantly.

There followed a most interesting discussion upon house building, in which Kipps played a minor part. They pa.s.sed from bedrooms to the kitchen and scullery, and there Ann displayed an intelligent exactingness that won the expressed admiration of the architect. They were particularly novel upon the position of the coal cellar, which Ann held to be altogether too low in the ordinary house, necessitating much heavy carrying. They dismissed as impracticable the idea of having coal cellar and kitchen at the top of the house, because that would involve carrying all the coal through the house, and therewith much subsequent cleaning, and for a time they dealt with a conception of a coal cellar on the ground floor with a light staircase running up outside to an exterior shoot. ”It might be made a Feature,” said the architect, a little doubtfully, jotting down a note of it. ”It would be apt to get black, you know.”

Thence they pa.s.sed to the alternative of service lifts, and then by an inspiration of the architect to the possibilities of gas heating. Kipps did a complicated verbal fugue on the theme, ”gas heating heats the air,” with variable aspirates; he became very red and was lost to the discussion altogether for a time, though his lips kept silently on.

Subsequently the architect wrote to say that he found in his notebook very full and explicit directions for bow windows to all rooms, for bedrooms, for water supply, lift, height of stairs and absence of twists therein, for a well-ventilated kitchen twenty feet square, with two dressers and a large box-window seat, for scullery and outhouses and offices, but nothing whatever about drawing-room, dining-room, library or study, or approximate cost, and he awaited further instructions. He presumed there would be a breakfast-room, dining-room, drawing-room, and study for Mr. Kipps, at least that was his conception, and the young couple discussed this matter long and ardently.

Ann was distinctly restrictive in this direction. ”I don't see what you want a drawin'-room and a dinin' _and_ a kitchen for. If we was going to let in summer--well and good. But we're not going to let. Consequently we don't want so many rooms. Then there's a 'all. What use is a 'all? It only makes work. And a study!”

Kipps had been humming and stroking his moustache since he had read the architect's letter. ”I think I'd like a little bit of a study--not a big one, of course, but one with a desk and book-shelves, like there was in Hughenden. I'd like that.”

It was only after they had talked to the architect again and seen how scandalised he was at the idea of not having a drawing-room that they consented to that Internal Feature. They consented to please him. ”But we shan't never use it,” said Ann.

Kipps had his way about a study. ”When I get that study,” said Kipps, ”I shall do a bit of reading I've long wanted to do. I shall make a habit of going in there and reading something an hour every day. There's Shakespeare and a lot of things a man like me ought to read. Besides, we got to 'ave _somewhere_ to put the Encyclopaedia. I've always thought a study was about what I've wanted all along. You can't 'elp reading if you got a study. If you 'aven't, there's nothing for it, so far's _I_ can see, but treshy novels.”

He looked down at Ann and was surprised to see a joyless thoughtfulness upon her face.

”Fency, Ann!” he said, not too buoyantly, ”'aving a little 'ouse of our own!”

”It won't be a little 'ouse,” said Ann, ”not with all them rooms.”

--5

Any lingering doubt in that matter was dispelled when it came to plans.