Part 43 (1/2)

Kipps H. G. Wells 34970K 2022-07-22

”You should hear him speak at a meeting.... If he's in form, that is.”

He rapped and went into a large, untidy room.

”This is Kipps,” he said. ”You know. The chap I told you of. With twelve 'undred a year.”

Masterman sat gnawing at an empty pipe and as close to the fire as though it was alight and the season midwinter. Kipps concentrated upon him for a s.p.a.ce, and only later took in something of the frowsy furniture, the little bed half behind, and evidently supposed to be wholly behind, a careless screen, the spittoon by the fender, the remains of a dinner on the chest of drawers and the scattered books and papers. Masterman's face showed him a man of forty or more, with curious hollows at the side of his forehead and about his eyes. His eyes were very bright; there was a spot of red in his cheeks, and the wiry black moustache under his short, red nose had been trimmed with scissors into a sort of brush along his upper lip. His teeth were darkened ruins. His jacket collar was turned up about a knitted white neck wrap, and his sleeves betrayed no cuffs. He did not rise to greet Kipps, but held out a thin wristed hand and pointed with the other to a bedroom arm chair.

”Glad to see you,” he said. ”Sit down and make yourself at home. Will you smoke?”

Kipps said he would, and produced his store. He was about to take one, and then, with a civil afterthought, handed the packet first to Masterman and Sid. Masterman pretended surprise to find his pipe out before he took one. There was an interlude of matches. Sid pushed the end of the screen out of his way, sat down on the bed thus frankly admitted, and prepared, with a certain quiet satisfaction of manner, to witness Masterman's treatment of Kipps.

”And how does it feel to have twelve hundred a year?” asked Masterman, holding his cigarette to his nose tip in a curious manner.

”It's rum,” confided Kipps, after a reflective interval. ”It feels juiced rum.”

”I never felt it,” said Masterman.

”It takes a bit of getting into,” said Kipps. ”I can tell you that.”

Masterman smoked and regarded Kipps with curious eyes.

”I expect it does,” he said presently.

”And has it made you perfectly happy?” he asked, abruptly.

”I couldn't 'ardly say _that_,” said Kipps.

Masterman smiled. ”No,” he said. ”Has it made you much happier?”

”It did at first.”

”Yes. But you got used to it. How long, for example, did the real delirious excitement last?”

”Oo, _that_! Perhaps a week,” said Kipps.

Masterman nodded his head. ”That's what discourages _me_ from ama.s.sing wealth,” he said to Sid. ”You adjust yourself. It doesn't last. I've always had an inkling of that, and it's interesting to get it confirmed.

I shall go on sponging for a bit longer on _you_, I think.”

”You don't,” said Sid. ”No fear.”

”Twenty-four thousand pounds,” said Masterman, and blew a cloud of smoke. ”Lord! Doesn't it worry you?”

”It is a bit worrying at times.... Things 'appen.”

”Going to marry?”

”Yes.”

”H'm. Lady, I guess, of a superior social position?”

”Rather,” said Kipps. ”Cousin to the Earl of Beaupres.”