Chapter 16 (2/2)
”Hand it over!” A-Jiao was still focused on Jiang Zhengkai's elephant comment and answered him without thinking.
”Look, I've always thought you were more like a monkey, so don't be mad anymore, okay?” he said as he sat down on the side of her bed and offered a peeled banana.
”I hate you!” yelled A-Jiao, although the expression on her face did not match the anger in her words. She s.n.a.t.c.hed the banana from Jiang Zhengkai and ferociously bit into it. ”Ha, I'll bite you to death!” She glanced at him, and another evil thought quickly entered into her mind. She moved her head close to his body and quietly said, ”Uncle Policeman, does it hurt when I bite your little pee pee?”
”Is there ever a time when you act normal?” Jiang Zhengkai said as he pinched her nose with all his strength and then gave it a strong tug. Since A-Jiao was in no condition to resist his strength, her body immediately lurched forward. Instantly aware of what was about to happen, Jiang Zhengkai used his arm to block A-Jiao's body, his hand grabbed onto something round and soft. Fortunately, his quick reflexes were able to keep her from falling headfirst onto the floor.
”Ahem! Ahem! If you wanted to suffocate me with a banana, you should've just said so,” A-Jiao coughed as she lay on top of Jiang Zhengkai. ”Next time, you can just drown me with a cup of water from the bathroom. No need to spend money buying bananas.”
”I swear I'm not trying to kill you!” Jiang Zhengkai knew he'd screwed up, but he still protested A-Jiao's accusations. Suddenly, he realized his hand was in a place where it should not have been. He immediately removed his hand from her chest with an awkward chuckle.
”What are you laughing at?” Just as suddenly, A-Jiao also realized Jiang Zhengkai's hand had been in the wrong place. She sat up straight, gave Jiang Zhengkai a proper evil eye, and then said without expression, ”b.o.o.b touches are ten yuan a touch! You touched the left one, so how about the right one? You want to touch that one, too?” She shot out a hand towards him. ”Are you going to keep touching my b.o.o.bs or what? If not, fork over the money right now!”
”You…” Jiang Zhengkai had originally felt kind of guilty for what he had done, but after hearing what A-Jiao had just said, he was now at a loss for words. She's a prost.i.tute, all right! He actually pulled out a ten-yuan bill from his pocket and slapped it onto A-Jiao's waiting palm. ”Here, take it!”
”Great!” A-Jiao said, smiling sweetly. ”Thank you, Uncle Policeman!” She grabbed the small bag where she kept her loose change from underneath her pillow, pulled out a five-yuan bill, and offered it to Jiang Zhengkai. ”Here's your change.”
”You…” Jiang Zhengkai looked at her while remaining just as speechless as before.
”When it comes to business, this beauty here is all about maintaining her professional reputation as an honest businesswoman!” A-Jiao said condescendingly as she looked at Jiang Zhengkai's dumbstruck face. ”It's just five yuan! It's your change, so just take it! Seriously, there's no need for that long face. It's actually kind of scary looking.” She then shoved the money into his hand.
Jiang Zhengkai's hand idly gripped the five-yuan bill that A-Jiao had placed there. He had a sudden urge to slap someone. A-Jiao laboriously moved her body backwards so she could prop herself up on the headboard. ”Hey, is anybody home? How about take pity on the fact that I haven't had business in a while, so why don't you touch my b.o.o.bs again and give me back the five yuan?”
”You…!” Jiang Zhengkai threw the money in his hand right at A-Jiao's face. He lept out of the bed and stood up, all the while pointing at her with his finger. He wanted to curse her, call her a b.i.t.c.h, a wh.o.r.e, but when he turned around and saw the frank expression on A-Jiao's face, he decided against using such harsh language.
”What are you doing?” A-Jiao bit down on her lip and then stiffened her neck, her two eyes practically boring holes into Jiang Zhengkai's head as she said, ”What are you getting so worked up over? I'm a prost.i.tute. That's what I do for a living. Do you have a problem with that?”
”You… you b.i.t.c.h!” Jiang Zhengkai wasn't able to hold back and cursed at A-Jiao.
”Ha! I always knew you despised me! f.u.c.king cop, you think you're better than me?” retorted A-Jiao as she sat there with an irate expression on her face. She placed her hands on her hips as her verbal a.s.sault continued. ”What would you call that just now if you didn't pay me? I think it's called molestation. So guess what? I'm going to call the cops. Oh right, you are a cop. So why don't you just f.u.c.king arrest yourself then!” After she had unloaded, A-Jiao plopped down on her bed, still fuming in anger. She turned her body away from Jiang Zhengkai, not wanting to look at him anymore.
Jiang Zhengkai just stood there. That verbal scolding from A-Jiao actually dissipated all of his pent up anger. A-Jiao was right. He was the one who touched her b.r.e.a.s.t.s without permission, and now he was the one getting mad at her? If A-Jiao weren't a prost.i.tute, then he would've been in a lot more trouble than he was in right now. Still, she can forget about receiving an apology. Have you ever seen a police officer apologizing to a prost.i.tute?
He stood there blankly for a while, until he rubbed his nose, sat down on the guest bed, and started reading the doc.u.ments he'd brought. Whatever, if A-Jiao doesn't want to talk to me, then I'm not going to talk to her either.