Chapter 500 (2/2)
“Hi, former leader.”
“You’re really great. A national crosstalk and skit compet.i.tion can be thrown into a mess all because of you. Why can’t you take some time to stay out of all these troubles? Hur hur.”
“It’s not my fault that this happened. You should know exactly what kind of person I am. I never like causing trouble.”
“Haha, come on you!”
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“Zhang Ye.”
“Old Tian, you went to the venue as well? I saw you.”
“Heh, your eyes are really sharp then. I saw it all. Your crosstalk was really too G.o.dly. Listening to it live really left my adrenaline rus.h.i.+ng, hahahaha! You’re really the best! That bunch of crosstalk world members were probably crying after continuously being scolded by you for two days. Even the annual crosstalk compet.i.tion has been cancelled and those crosstalk actors’ popularity are all plummeting. They really lost it all this time! That mouth of yours is really the most vicious in the entertainment industry. You can kill someone with your scolding and even bring someone back to life with it! I doubt that they will dare to take you lightly from now on.”
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His cell phone was constantly ringing with calls from his friends.
Some sent messages to congratulate him for being able to increase his popularity while he was still banned and for destroying the crosstalk compet.i.tion, etc, etc, etc.
Zhang Ye replied them one by one and spent a whole day doing so.
Not long after, there was only one last message to reply to. It wasn’t an SMS, but a message from a chat app. He focused on the message from “Water Lotus Moon”, or better known as Wu Zeqing, the Vice President of Peking University. He had not had a chat online in a long time.
Water Lotus Moon: “You created a quite a wave.”
Zhang Ye replied: “I was just talking nonsense.”
After a few seconds, “di di” and a reply came in: “Just talking nonsense and you brought down an entire nation’s top rated program?”
Zhang Ye stopped his car by the side of the road to reply: “I couldn’t help it. They were bullying me and trying to get me banned, so I could only break through where ever I could find an opening.”
Water Lotus Moon: “Your performance was quite good. I heard it. I never expected that you would know crosstalk.”
Zhang Ye: “There’s no use in that. The compet.i.tion has been stopped and I can only stay at home now. Hoping for your consolation, big sis.”
Water Lotus Moon: “Hur hur, how should I console you?
Zhang Ye: “Cough, cough. With a picture?”
Water Lotus Moon: “Oh, what pictures do you want?”
Zhang Ye blinked and refrained from saying that he wanted nudes, so he sent over: “Whatever is fine, anything.”
Usually, he wouldn’t dare speak like this if he stood before President Wu in real life. Her authority and status was too high for him, but when he chatted online with Water Lotus Moon, Zhang Ye’s tone became more natural and easy-going. Of course, no matter how easy going his tone was, Zhang Ye still had to put on a brave front to ask for a picture.
There was no response from the other end.
After about half a minute, a message came in.
Zhang Ye quickly checked the incoming message and saw a photo being sent over. When it was successfully downloaded, he clicked on it and the picture opened up on his screen. It was a landscape photo taken from shoulder level pointing downwards into the neckline of a coffee brown loose sweater. The neckline was revealed slight a deep cleavage, accompanied by the fair skin of her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. It was especially dazzling.
If there were three ways to describe Sis Wu’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s, then it would definitely be:
Big!
Too big!
Too d.a.m.n big!
Although this was not the first time viewing Wu Zeqing’s photos -- and he had even helped her take such pictures before in real life, but after viewing such a picture again, Zhang Ye was still amazed at how big they were. Yes, it was so fair that it left Zhang Ye feeling thrilled!
In the photos, a pair of slippers could be seen beside her left leg and in front of her was a chopping board and knife. It looked like there were freshly chopped mushrooms and pork ribs.
Zhang Ye swallowed his saliva and sent over: “Beautiful!!!”
Water Lotus Moon replied with a smiley face: “Thank you.”
Zhang Ye: “You’re preparing dinner?” She was at home?
Water Lotus Moon: “Yes, it’s almost time for dinner. Have you eaten yet?”
Zhang Ye: “Not yet, I just left Central TV.”
Water Lotus Moon: “Then the timing is just right. Come over to eat. It’s more meaningful than me eating by myself.”
Zhang Ye replied: “Is that OK?”
Water Lotus Moon: “Hur hur, what’s there to stand on ceremony with Big Sis for?”
Zhang Ye immediately replied: “Then I will respect your orders. I will there immediately.”
Water Lotus Moon: “Well, no need to rush.”
Putting down his cell phone, Zhang Ye took two deep breaths and looked at the picture that she had sent over once more. He could no longer wait, so he quickly drove his car towards Taoran Pavilion!
At this timing, this place would usually have a traffic jam. The city’s traffic junctions were very dense and close in intervals, but probably because of the difficulty adjustment die’s effect, Zhang Ye did not get caught in a jam along the way. Not only that, from where he was to Taoran Pavilion Garden’s East Gate, there were a total of 15-16 traffic junctions, in which all were showing the green light!
There was totally no obstruction!
The difficulty adjustment was too obvious!
When he was almost at the destination, Zhang Ye suddenly thought of something. How would he try to solve the matter of being banned? He did not know and had not started thinking about it yet, but since there were still three and half days left of the reduced difficulty effect, Zhang Ye was not going to meet with any obstruction of any kind for the next few days, so he decided that he could do something within his control for now. Something that he could never have achieved if it was not for the difficulty adjustment die, something like&h.e.l.lip;wooing Sis Wu?
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