Chapter 408 - An extremely packed police station! (2/2)
Hai, I guess let's take the statements!
”Full name.”
”Sun Jian.”
”Gender?”
”Male.”
”Age.”
”Nine years old!”
The policeman looked at the primary school student still wearing a tiny yellow hat and with a face of being at a loss of whether to laugh or cry, he said, ”Little friend, this is a police station. It's not somewhere you should be. Be obedient and quickly go home.”
The primary school student refused to listen. ”Lee Anson was beaten by me!”
The policeman exhorted, ”Hurry up and go home. If not, I'll tell your Mommy and Daddy?”
The primary school student said, ”He was still beaten by me! Let Uncle Zhang Ye out!”
The policeman immediately felt his head swell.
”Full name.”
”Qin Zhunwen!”
”Uh, age?”
”Ninety-one years old!”
On another side, a policeman was nearly in tears. He looked at the old man sitting across the table that needed two of his family members to support him in his crutches. He immediately poured some tea to serve him. Seeing how the elder did not sit very stably, he was a bit afraid. He gave up his seat to the elder, afraid that something would happen to him while here. He did not even dare raise his voice. ”Old grandpa, you...you are already this old, can we not do this? Please don't. Hurry and leave.”
The elder in his nineties stared at him with his flared beard while slamming his crutch onto the ground, causing the ground to reverberate. ”Why should I leave!? That guy was beaten by me!”
Yang Jie came in and when he saw the scene, he nearly vomited blood. You beat him? Just those bones of yours at your age can't allow you to even stand firmly! How were you beating others? Forget beating him up, just someone touching you will cause your bones to fracture! What the h.e.l.l do you mean you beat him!?
”Old grandpa.” Yang Jie walked over respectfully. He could not be disrespectful after all. At that age, that person was even older than his grandfather. ”We have the most basic level of judgment. With your body, how are you able to beat others?” Then he looked at the two family members who were holding him by the arm, ”The both of you, please bring this elder home. It's messy here with so many people here. If anything happens, it will be troublesome.”
The two family members also felt helpless. ”Don't tell us. We couldn't do a thing either. The elder insisted on coming, and no one could stop him. He refused to listen.”
The old man stood up unsteadily, ”What's wrong with my body? You don't believe? Do you want me to show you some moves?”
Yang Jie hurriedly said, ”No, no. I believe, I believe. Hey, hurry and take down the elder's statement!”
Only then did the elder feel appeased. He sat down with a snort, ”Just write it this way. That little b.a.s.t.a.r.d Lee Anson was beaten by my crutch! Why did I beat him? Because I didn't like the way he looked!”
”Name?”
”Li Dong!”
”How did you beat him?”
”Just like that!”
”Can you be more specific?”
”I first punched him in the face, then I kicked him in the stomach. Lee Anson wanted to dodge, so how could I give him the chance. With me being sharp-sighted, I punched in the direction of his retreat. Then guess what happened? Haha, he never managed to escape from these hands! I sent him flying with a slap!”
The old policeman rubbed his temples and looked at the middle-aged man sitting across him with a cane and sungla.s.ses. ”Can you take off your sungla.s.ses?”
The middle-aged man took off his sungla.s.ses. ”Why?”
His eyes were white and were closed at times, while opened at other times.
Old policeman: ”...Are..are you blind?”
The middle-aged man raged. ”Why? Do you look down on the blind?”
The old policeman was nearly about to cry. ”I didn't mean that. How did you beat him when you can't see? And...how were you 'sharp-sighted'?”
The middle-aged man held his neck and said, ”Can't I tell by using echolocation? Can't I!?”
Old policeman: ”...”
The entire morning!
Their police station was in complete chaos. There were only about 500-600 people in the beginning, and by the end, there were more than a thousand people, all here to surrender! Some of them were quite normal. Some of them looked like they had really partic.i.p.ated in the midnight brawl. There were others, who came to surrender, which made the policemen faint! Such as the elder in his nineties, a nine-year old child, an old granny in her eighties. There were people who were blind or lame. The team structure was so complicated, that there was no room for complication. There were people of all ages and professions. There were those who were obviously not involved at a glance!
It was too chaotic!
There was no f**king way to handle this case!
The police station's policemen suffered in silence and did not even want to mention it. At the same time, they were completely in awe with Zhang Ye. They were impressed at his charisma. The thousand people who came today were all here for Zhang Ye. In other words, they were people who were moved and encouraged by Zhang Ye. They were all a bunch of good and lovely commoners!
This Zhang Ye was very popular!
However, the policemen were not surprised. This was because many of the things he had done was indeed worthy for everyone to give him a big thumbs up. He had done things beautifully, so it was no wonder that so many people were rus.h.i.+ng here to take the blame for Zhang Ye!
Was this scene funny?
It was very funny!
But for some reason, these few policemen were touched!
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