Chapter 317 - Senior Sis, You’re Hoodwinking Us Buddies! (1/2)

In the room.

The atmosphere became awkward.

Chen Feng had been raved by Lu Yuhu just a moment ago, and he had even accepted the praises. In the end, a tenant that Rao Aimin casually grabbed had managed to match his couplets perfectly. Not only had he matched it, the second half of the couplet managed to lampoon him on his pretense. His face had turned swollen from the smacking!

You look like who you impersonate?

Whoever impersonates whoever, whoever will become whoever?

To be able to use couplets to scold people, what f**king realm have you already attained?

Chenchen chuckled nefariously and said to Zhang Ye, “I already knew you could do it. I had my bets placed on you.”

“You playful nymph. Speak properly.” Zhang Ye tugged at Chenchen’s head.

Rao Aimin used the corners of her eyes to look at her junior brother and Chen Feng. “Why aren’t you speaking? Are you still competing? My tenant’s standard is not bad, right?”

Lu Yuhu said in a depressed manner, “Senior Sis, what do you mean not bad? Who is this tenant of yours? Although I don’t know much about couplets, even I can tell who’s the better one!”

“He?” Rao Aimin kept him in suspense.

Chen Feng said helplessly, “To be able to utterly convince, this is?”

“Ai, wait!” Lu Yuhu suddenly said, “To be able to use couplets to scold people, and is proficient in this arena. Holy s.h.i.+t, he can’t be Teacher Zhang Ye, right? Right! Chenchen called you Zhang Ye just now!”

Zhang Ye smiled.

Chen Feng was stunned. Zhang Ye? Which Zhang Ye?

“It’s really you!” Lu Yuhu smacked his forehead and looked at Rao Aimin, at a loss whether to laugh or cry. “Senior Sis, you aren’t being nice. How is Zhang Ye your tenant? Why is he staying here? Aih, to think you let my buddy compete with Teacher Zhang Ye in literary standards? Aren’t you bullying him!? I’ve seen the news the past two days. Teacher Zhang Ye joined Peking University and is teaching in the Chinese department! He is a professional lecturer of Literature. What’s there to compete?! Senior Sis, you’re hoodwinking us buddies! Not cool! It’s really not cool!”

Chenchen chuckled.

Lu Yuhu stared. “Chenchen, you hoodwinked your Uncle Lu! You didn’t even let me know!”

Rao Aimin threw her hands and said, “Kid, you were the one who said it yourself. We didn’t want to compete. You were refusing to leave and insisting on being a busybody. Who have you to blame?”

Lu Yuhu: “….”

Chen Feng also managed to find a way to escape the awkward situation. If he lost to anyone else, he would really have lost face. However, losing to a Peking University lecturer like Zhang Ye, then it wasn’t a surprise. It had to be so. There was no use in being indignant. After all, he was just an amateurish hobbyist, while the other person was a professional. With him specializing it in his profession, being defeated by him in this aspect was normal, as there was no way of competing. Even if his teacher came personally, he was also not likely to be Zhang Ye’s match, what more an amateur like him!

Chen Feng magnanimously reached out his hand. “Teacher Zhang Ye, I’ve long heard great things about you. Thank you for the teachings from before.”

Zhang Ye looked over and also shook his hands. “Nice to meet you. Sorry about just now. It was nothing much, and you can’t say those were teachings.” Since the other party’s att.i.tude had changed, Zhang Ye did not mind. It was not a fight. “I didn’t want to compete in couplets.” And indeed, he had previously said that.

Chen Feng laughed. “You wanted to leave me face by not wanting to match the couplets. It was me being rude. However, it’s great that I could learn from you. These couplets of mine have stumped my teacher for a long while. If I return with the matches, he will definitely be very happy. If we ever publish it, we will definitely indicate that the second half came from you.

Zhang Ye said nonchalantly, “No big deal.”

It was still a bit awkward. Chen Feng pretended to look at his watch. “Aiyah, look at the time. Then we won’t intrude on you any further. Old Lu, let us leave.”

Lu Yuhu smacked his lips and said, “But I haven’t eaten the Tremella porridge yet.”

What the heck are you eating? Chen Feng had already lost face and was unwilling to stay any longer. He could also tell that Rao Aimin was in no way interested in him. There was no meaning for him to stay any longer. Furthermore, Old Lu’s Senior Sister was indeed older than him by a few years, so their ages were not that appropriate for one another.

Blind dates were all about merry meeting and merry parting. If it didn’t work, at least they could be friends.

“Senior Sis, then we’ll be leaving. I’ll come by again to scrounge for food.” Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng bade farewell. No one held a grudge and could be said that the matters were smoothed over.

With them gone, there was only the trio left in the house.

Chenchen blinked her eyes. “Zhang Ye, you’re awesome.”

Zhang Ye said proudly, “Of course. Who do you think your Uncle Zhang is?”

“So awesome.” Chenchen flattered.

Zhang Ye turned c.o.c.ky. “That’s of course. Then, I really was bullying him. Couplets are a form of attainment in literature. If I claim second, no one would dare to claim they are first. Ai, why are you so unusual today? You are so full of praise for me? You have finally recognized your Uncle Zhang’s greatness?”

“Yes, I got to know it.” Chenchen then took out a book while saying, “Zhang Ye, help me do my language homework.”

Zhang Ye nearly fainted. “No wonder you were waiting here for me!”

Rao Aimin tapped on her niece, “Do it yourself. Hurry.”

Chenchen curled her lip like an adult, before reluctantly returning to the small room.

Zhang Ye and Rao Aimin were the only ones left in the living room.

With one man and woman in one room, with no one around them, Zhang Ye’s heart began to thump loudly. His hand began to stretch out in a dishonest manner. He touched Rao Aimin’s waist and then immediately began moving his hands to her b.u.t.tocks.

All fles.h.!.+

It was so bouncy!

Rao Aimin laughed. “Kid, you are getting bolder and bolder, right? I endured you once or twice, but you seem insatiable to do a third and fourth time. Do you need a beating?”

Zhang Ye embolden himself and whispered, “I just missed you.”

“Scram. Take your stinking hands off.” Rao Aimin leered at him.