Chapter 253 - Zhang Ye’s Cursing Time! (2/2)
When Zhang Ye said that their 108 dishes were the same as theirs, it revealed just how despicable the Koreans were in the eyes of the Chinese!
“After memorizing all of these, after the salted duck and chicken, they still needed to add on one more,” Zhang Ye raised his hands and gestured, “From the Changbai mountains to the Bohai Bay that spans 3000 Li, stretching over 5000 years of history, the specialized traditional delicacy of the Republic of Korea — Kimchi-seumida!”
“Hahahaha!”
Bba Bba Bba!
Applause rang out in the midst of laughter!
After Zhang Ye finished one segment, the next one came, “Actually about the names for food, everywhere is different. For example, wanton. In the North, it’s called wanton, while in the Sichuan, it’s called ‘dragon reading hands’, right?” Looking at the audience off-stage, “And in Korea, do you know what it’s called?”
“In Korea?”
“No idea.”
“What’s it called?”
The audience asked curiously.
Zhang Ye raised his hands and made the same exaggerated hand gesture as before, “From the Changbai mountains to the Bohai Bay that spans 3000 Li, stretching over 5000 years of history, the specialized traditional delicacy of the Republic of Korea—Wanton-seumida!”
Just as Zhang Ye said “From the Changbai mountains”, the audience already knew what he was going to say and began to laugh hysterically!
“Aiyah!
“Hahahaha!”
“Let me rest! I can’t laugh any more!”
The audience was in st.i.tches. Those who were easy to humor were already clutching their bellies and laughing!
However, Zhang Ye did not plan on giving the audience a chance to catch their breaths. As a few members of the audience were wiping their tears, the next joke segment came, “When talking about Korea’s delicacies, actually I need to improve everyone’s knowledge,” said Zhang Ye as he noticed someone was about to laugh, “It’s not a joke. It’s really knowledge.”
The audience quietened down to listen.
Some blinked while others were curious.
Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said, “Truthfully, I cannot understand why Koreans like Kimchi so much. Although I like it too. Right? It has a crisp taste that’s sour, sweet, and spicy. Yes, and most importantly, it’s cheap. It’s just such a food, but they can never leave it out. No matter what they eat, they will eat it with Kimchi. So a word of advice to the people sitting in front of your screens and the audience present, if you don’t need to eat Kimchi, try not to eat it. As salted food is carcinogenic!”
Carcinogenic?
Indeed, this was backed by scientific facts!
The audience believed that he was expanding their knowledge, so they listened attentively.
However, Zhang Ye next said, “Well, this is also why when you watch Korean dramas, the moment the couple gets together…after some time, one of them will fall terminally ill!*”
The moment he said that, the audience went into a daze before laughing while clutching their stomachs!
Zhang Ye then pointed to the camera as he stared, “You think it’s because the plot was cliché? No! It’s because of the Kimchi!”
The moment the last phrase, “it’s because of the Kimchi” was said, the audience burst out into laughter!
Many people were laughing and cheering at the same time! Applause filled the entire recording studio!
At this moment.
Those watching the live broadcast on the internet were also laughing!
“Teacher Zhang Ye is too awesome!”
“I always knew Teacher Zhang was awesome! I never expected him to be so awesome!”
“Hahahaha! What a great feeling! What a good scolding! Today’s Zhang Ye seems to be imbued with the power of G.o.ds!”
“So fun! Actually I came here just to scold those braindead fans, and didn’t know Zhang Ye as a person, but holy f**k! Today, I have realize my ignorance! When did our country have such a coquettish celebrity? And such a nice, relieving and humorous entertainment program? Zhang Ye! I will be your fan from now on!”
“Aiyah, this is f**king hilarious!”
“Is this a concert to screw over Korea?”
“He scolded the Koreans from beginning to end? It feels so good!”
“I’ve never felt as good as I have today!”
“Zhang Ye’s mouth is really f**king defying the heavens. Look and see. Previously, many Korean exchange students and those braindead fans were scolding, now they have all been sent packing by Teacher Zhang Ye’s scolding!”
“How many things exist in Teacher Zhang’s head? Didn’t he just have conflict with Lee Parkwoo earlier today? Then, he had his live broadcast at night. There’s no way he could come up with a script so quickly, and those cla.s.sic joke segments were followed one after another like they cost nothing! Teacher Zhang Ye’s literary talent is peerless!”
Literary talent?
Did he need any bullsh*t literary talent!?
Joke segments that ridiculed Koreans? Zhang Ye could go on for three days and nights without any repet.i.tion!
In Zhang Ye’s world, be it cross talk, or talk show programs, there were only four things to do.
1. Ridicule Korea.
2. Ridicule j.a.pan.
3. Ridicule America.
4… Carry on ridiculing Korea!
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