Part 31 (2/2)

”Mom was a fragile woman, at her breaking point. And Joy pushed her over the edge. After Joy's tongue-las.h.i.+ng, Mom sank into a deep depression. Three weeks later she killed herself.”

Ca.s.sie wiped a tear from her cheek with a bony knuckle.

”And so you killed Joy to avenge your mom's death,” I said as gently as I could.

She looked up at me, blinking in disbelief.

”Are you crazy? I didn't kill Joy.”

”Then why did you go to work for her? You can't expect me to believe you went there simply to take a break from hairdressing.”

”I was collecting evidence against her. I kept records of every shady business transaction, every lie she told, every scam she pulled. I wanted to destroy her business. And, if I played my cards right, send her to jail.

”But I didn't kill her. Not that I wouldn't have liked to,” she added wistfully. ”I just didn't have the nerve.”

I didn't know about that. With her tats and nose ring and black leather biker togs, she looked like a pretty tough cookie to me.

”You can't seriously think I poisoned that chocolate?” she asked, sensing my skepticism.

”Maybe just a little,” I confessed.

”Oh, for heaven's sakes. It wasn't me. It was Tonio.”

So that's who she'd been protecting yesterday.

”Joy was threatening to turn him over to the authorities.”

”For driving without a license?”

”No way. It was much more serious than that. I heard her tell him she was going to press criminal charges.”

”For what?”

”I don't know. All I know is that she said he'd be spending the next five to ten years behind bars. If that isn't motive for murder, I don't know what is.”

So Tonio was lying when he told me Joy had been threatening to report him to the DMV. Last I checked, you don't do five to ten for driving without a license.

”I'm sure Tonio killed Joy to shut her up,” Ca.s.sie said as she got up to go back into the salon.

And I must confess, I was inclined to agree with her.

Chapter 27.

After a pit stop at McDonald's for one of their yummy low-calorie Southwest Salads, I headed over to see Tonio.

According to Ca.s.sie, he was still living in Joy's apartment in Westwood. I drove over, taking a chance he'd be home.

There are two kinds of high-rises that line the Wils.h.i.+re Corridor: Expensive and Ridiculously Expensive. Joy and Tonio's place was one of the more modest affairs.

No circular driveway. No doorman out front. No marble lobby straight from Versailles. Just a simple buzzer at the front entrance.

I buzzed the apartment marked AMOROSO, and seconds later Tonio's gravelly voice came over the line.

”Who is it?”

”Jaine Austen,” I called out.

I had a lie all prepped and ready to go: I was there to pay a belated condolence call.

But before I had a chance to roll out my whopper he said, ”What a coincidence. I was just about to call you. Come on up. I've got your paycheck.”

My paycheck? What a darling man. Surely someone so thoughtful couldn't possibly be a killer, could he?

(I tend to grant automatic sainthood to anyone who hands me a paycheck.) Tonio greeted me at the door to his fifteenth-floor apartment in jeans and a black T-s.h.i.+rt, the sleeves of which were rolled up to reveal bulging biceps. His normally slicked black hair was tousled and his face was in definite need of a shave.

Very Stanley Kowalski in Mourning.

He led me into a s.p.a.cious living room with sliding gla.s.s doors opening onto a terrace over Wils.h.i.+re Boulevard. Even fifteen floors up I could hear the traffic whoos.h.i.+ng by below.

The place was furnished froufrou ornate, just like Joy's office, chock-a-block with dainty antiques in peaches and pale green. Tonio stood looming against the pet.i.te furniture, a hit man in a china shop.

I followed him to the far end of the room, which had been set up as an office area.

Taking a seat behind an ornate desk, he tore a check from a checkbook and handed it to me.

”Joy's business account is tied up in probate, so I'm paying you myself.”

Indeed, I looked down and was thrilled to see a check made out to me in the amount of three thousand dollars. From a joint checking account belonging to Joy and Tonio.

”This is really very kind of you,” I said.

By now I was feeling like the heel of the century for suspecting him of murder.

”By the way,” he asked, as I stood there basking in the glow of my money, ”how did you get my address?”

”Ca.s.sie gave it to me. I felt bad about not spending more time with you at the memorial service, and I wanted to pay a belated condolence call.”

”Oh, right. The memorial service.” His eyes clouded over. ”That was a pretty rough day.”

”How are you holding up?”

”I'm managing,” he shrugged.

He picked up a picture of Joy from the desk, the one from her ads, shot through layers of Vaseline, and let out a deep sigh.

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