Chapter 1 (2/2)

And so he ju his personal record oncea whiny little bitch just a while ago

This is practically tellinglike he went half retard, no wait that was not an adjective, he went full retard

Looking at the status board, as if it was his true love, co it, while still in full retard mode (TN: like so

), he pressed the tab ‘status’

The five tabs disappeared and what appeared was an illusory projection of himself accompanied by a description ‘unit status’

(TN: i won’t put this into an ordered format until i have seen coets changed somewhere after 75, 1500+-ish chapters of the story)

Unit: Human

Equipment: None

Equipment pts: 0 (TN: henceforth Ep)

Ability pts: 0 (TN: henceforth Ap)

Su pts: 0 (TN: henceforth Sp)

“…”

With this kind of questionable and full of boke to tsukkomi on kind of status (TN: not much to tsukkomi except weak as shi+et piece of fodder) The youth’s face kept changing colours as if to imitate the colour spectruh this is not the time to roast or tsukkomi, this butthurt can’t be contained

“I say, as a standard novice, the pitiful status and string of zeroes i can accept just barely, but why the hell does is up with unit’s value? The fuck is ‘hus, or seen the novel counterpart should know, in unit’s line there should be a na with it went soh at hinimatic system sounded once more

“Please choose your term of endearment!”

You paused didn’t you! You definitely paused just now!

pissed as he is, he scratched his head until his hair rese very rustled in the jimmies

“Please choose your tered his, leeting out a sigh, he exhaled “My na halfway, since it’s a neorld, that iht as well be buried…

And it hit him like an epiphany, he mused before he lifted his head “Wu yan ( as in to have no words/ silent)! I will go by Wu Yan!”

The youth… no, Wu Yan who despite not sounding to have integrity (TN:没节操 a bit lost in translation, thecarries oofy), but this is the best he could think of at this stage regarding nanise hi name surely can’t run afoul with the law?

“Beep! Identity confir that the status has been revised fro with satisfaction to the original menu

With expectations, he clicked the ability tab and as listed there were three sub tab ‘skills type’, ‘talent type’, ‘bloodline type’ He clicked without hesitation on bloodline type

Sharingan (one to=”” that=”” looks=”” like=”” yin=”” half=”” of=”” yang?=””>): 1,000 Ap; (two toekyo, kaleidoscope) : 100,000 Ap; (eternal an: 1,000,000 Ap

(TN: urgh, i swear their fascination wtih big numbers, i will start in units of mil if this shit keeps up)

True ancestor: 500,000 Ap (TN: not sure where this is from, word of God says this resembles but is not that of the true ancestor in typearray of numbers, he became disorientated and just clicked ‘return’ He’s h the screen has returned to the menu

Now, he’s veritably sure, it’s haxxor time!

With these, he refuse to believe that he can’t deal with this world!

At the rand, see on ahis infinity sword like a boss!

Common symptom of hikikomori syndrome, colloquially known as ”self delusion” (TN: raws say yy in chinese translate into so fro oneself <hence the=”” ter hue hue hue, he clicked “talent” sub tab

Vector change (lvl 1) : 500 Ap; (lv 2): 1000 Ap; (lv 3) : 5000 AP; (lv 4) : 50000; (lv 5) : 500,000 Ap

Flame contract: 300,000 Ap

Eyes of death (TN: tsukihioes on and on, and as the list grew bigger his reell To the extent of a hippopotah like a maniac, he continued on to ‘skill type’

Ice dou qi: 10k Ap

Dark dou qi: 10k Ap

Holy ic: 100k Ap

Undead ic, never seen one before)