Chapter 989 - Records of the Three Kingdoms (2/2)

“It’s not easy for me to get my hands on Lady Zou and Cai Yan. After this, it will be Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao…” Liu Bei was pissed, “Go play with the mud alone.”

“Yeah, my team of female soldiers is quite large and strong now. The superior ones can protect my safety while the lower ranked ones can help me take care of my room. What a good game,” Cao Cao was so satisfied. “Hey, Lady Zou is not bad. Do you think so too?”

“No wonder… Damn…” Liu Bei gasped.

Sun Quan forcefully shut the game. This game can’t be continued. Or else, my Lady Bu will definitely fall into their hands. “Not playing this game anymore. We swore that we wouldn’t dwell on the past!”

The two of them glared at Sun Quan. You’re saying this because you can’t experience the fun! Yet, they somewhat agreed to his words and deleted The Records of Three Kingdoms X. Since they had nothing to play with, they had no choice but to take out their textbooks. One laid on the bed, one laid on the ground while the other leaned against the chair upside down.

“Old Cao, what does it feel like wearing female clothes?” Sun Quan was reading a book about performing arts.

“You can ask him… He wore Yuji’s inner wear for the entire Battle of Holy Spirit and didn’t even return it to Xiang Yu,” Cao Cao pointed at Liu Bei.

“Nothing special… just that you might feel a little excited somehow…” Sun Quan was confused but somewhat understood Liu Bei’s words. I rarely wear women’s clothes after the defeats from recent adventures so I don’t really understand. “I was ordered to go for a shooting for an advertisement.”

“What kind of advertisement?”

“It’s for a lotion cream for hemorrhoids.”

“How is that related to female costumes?”

“It was the director’s order. He said that it will be nice if I wear it… He even said that I could definitely master it with my acting skills…”

“……” They looked at Sun Quan with a weird expression.

“You can give it a try.” Liu Bei acted as if he was not concerned.

“Yeah, it might be an opportunity to debut.” Cao Cao opened the window and lit up a cigar. “Recently, I got to know a person and he wants me to join the 3020 Sunshine Engineering Program. It was a pity that I gave all my money to the leader, or else earning millions a day would not be a problem.”

“I heard of this plan before. It’s quite profitable. Quickly go earn some money and invest in it. You can stabilize your income too,” Liu Bei said as if he knew everything. He was studying philosophy but recently, his module required him to analyze marketing from the perspective of his major.

“Big Ear, what kind of profit-earning projects do you have?” Cao Cao asked.

“Trading shares of course,” Liu Bei smiled.

“Hey, that’s a good thing to be done. It’s extremely profit-earning.” Sun Quan, during the audition, met a famous veteran artist. He lost a large sum of money and had to fight for advertisement shooting jobs.

Little Ye Tian who walked past the room and overheard their conversation sighed and decided not to do anything except to return to her room and sink into bed.

Imperial Capital.

Ren Long stared at his inbox as the three of them texted him for more missions, saying that they ran out of money. God damn it! They have finished all the missions I gave them?! Can’t you guys spend more wisely when going out to have fun?! I don’t have any big and fast missions at the moment but I do have a few ordinary ones. It is a little too much for them…isn’t it? However, in the end, he had no choice but to give each of them at least two or three ordinary missions and apologized for the lack of special missions.