Chapter 964 - The Undead Bride (1/2)
The first floor of the Abyss Maze was a big graveyard. Zombies, skeletons and spirits were all over the place but they were not strong, at least, to this three-men team. Ye Cang was chasing and knocking the skeletons with his pot and ladle while Huang Zhong slashed madly at them. Jia Xu, on the other hand, was healing Ye Cang and killed a spirit with an iced arrow piercing through its blurry figure.
After killing three skeletons, one spirit and two zombies, they had reached their limit and badly needed a break. Ye Cang used the altar to chop the bones and zombies into pieces and cooked them with the underground fountain. Finishing it with a sprinkle of some sceptre residue and vegetables, he was done preparing the food. The entire process was smooth thanks to his experience from doing it multiple times before. The other teams who passed by felt the uncomfort when they saw the pot of food. We better stay away from this team.
Huang Zhong picked up the smell of the malodorous odor and looked at the food buff. Dark resistance?! I heard that it is required when fighting some of the bosses. This food also provides us minimal health and mana recovery and most undeads will automatically not attack us. Enduring the disgusting taste, he drank a bowl. The feeling instantly surged through his body and tears broke out from the corner of his eyes. Jia Xu also forced himself to finish a bowl while Ye Cang was the only one who was calm. “Hmm…a little not tasty but we don’t have a choice, these are all the ingredients we have.”
A little not tasty?! You call this ‘a little not tasty’?! Then what’s ‘really not tasty’ to you?! Huang Zhong was speechless.
Suddenly, a light glowed from the altar and a wedding song with an ironic saddening pace was heard. The altar was split into halves and a zombie bride wearing a wedding dress climbed out. She was sexy. Even though her face was more or less broken, her beauty could still be vaguely visible. Her skin was pale and her lips were dark red in color. A few parts of her body were not spared from rotting.
“Old Huang! This is the Demon Lady! The super rare species on the first floor – Zombie Bride! God is good to us! We’ve finally met the Demon Lady… Don’t fight with me, this lady is mine…” Jia Xu smirked.
“F*ck off! Don’t you know how to respect the elders?! Little do you know, actually, when it comes to dead ladies, I have…. Hehe…” Huang Zhong’s words made Ye Cang sweat. What on earth have you learned from our world…gender fetish?! “What a small breast. Just kill her and I’ll cook you guys a good meal.”
“Here she comes! Be careful!” Jia Xu reminded them.
Ye Cang backed off to dodge the kick and grabbed his pot to smash her face. That hit from Ye Cang totally stunned her and he quickly continued to slam it. Huang Zhong sweated, “Wow, her face is titled already. Don’t be too harsh…”
Even though the zombie bride was stunned, she managed to scratch Ye Cang’s headband on the arm, leaving a long bloody wound. Seeing another hand coming at him, Ye Cang wanted to dodge but was paralyzed. Oh no! A painful sensation was felt on his face. The three-finger scratch slapped Ye Cang away. She dropped low and prepared to dash at Ye Cang again. However, Huang Zhong took this opportunity to send her a kick. “Holy Magic Kick!”
She was sent to the altar and Ye Cang climbed up as the paralyzation effect had worn off. “God damn it, looks like you just want me to marinate you into sausages…The face of a Magical Girl…ishh…I mean my face. How dare you touch my face! I’ll show you what a kung-fu dish is!”
He placed the pot on the fire and brushed it with the excess zombie oil on the ladle he used to hit the bride’s face. After heating the pot and ladle until they were scorching hot, he dashed at her. Jia Xu sent an iced arrow right into her body, slowing down her movements. Yet, he started to back off. Ye Cang stared at him. What the hell! This fella never went head on even though he has his spear and sword in his hands. I’m the one always dashing at the enemies.
With an uppercut, Huang Zhong knocked the bride into mid-air and started casting the only spell he knew. Small Fireball Spell. Although its damage was insignificant, that was enough to let him think it was cool. The hot pot smacked her from the back, burning the bride. The sizzling sound from the oil excreted from the zombie satisfied Ye Cang. He moved the ladle from the top all the way down to her private part. Huang Zhong and Jia Xu pitied her. Yet, Huang Zhong still sent a fireball at her private part and Jia Xu shot an arrow there too. Knowing that the bride was about to die, Huang Zhong shouted, “Brother Lil’White, keep her alive! Even if we don’t keep her as a pet, we can sell her to others and get ourselves a new set of equipment… That way, you can change a better set of cooking utensils too…”