Chapter 954 - Mountain Cat (2/2)
“The President sure has a great vision! The empire is built on constant management and good operation! As for the expansion, we will try our very best!” Cao Cao was hyped up as he thought of them conquering one of the Big Four and recruiting them as their employees for the House of Adventurers. It also sparked Liu Bei’s determination. “President and vice president, I, Liu Bei, will be willing to join in with all my savings.”
“Oh Old Liu, don’t be like this. Pay only what you can…” Seeing the amount of money Liu Bei transferred, AV gasped. God damn it, how can a food delivery man have such a large sum of money?! Has he been delivering nuclear weapons or illegal contraband all these while?! After that, Cao Cao and Sun Quan also joined in. Even though their money was not as much as Liu Bei’s, it still triggered AV’s nosiness. Do they pay a waiter and a fry cook by the second instead of the hour?! I only dare to bring up the topic of financing the club because of the great sales from the Three Brothers’ merchandise, dolls and figuratives of Magical Girl – Lil’Cang and Master Sanzang.
Staring at his own savings, SpyingBlade was quiet. I only have these little savings ever since I joined the team. It even includes the compensation from the 10 Commandments. Meanwhile, Fang Ci had even less. After knowing that his brother wanted to make a purchase on the shares of the club, Fang Tong gave her money to her brother. “Brother, take it. These are the donations given by the sincere believers whom I purified and blessed.”
The ten billion federal coins gave Fang Ci a shock of his life. Just how rich your believers are?! “So, to be precise, how do you purify and bless them?”
“Touching their forehead, patting their shoulders and I would only then carry out the pinching ceremony,” Fang Tong said sincerely.
Fang Ci smiled bitterly. Even my sister is better off than me. I worked so hard and my sister didn’t even touch my forehead, pat my shoulders… “What is the pinching ceremony?”
“In layman terms, it is just pinching.” Fang Ci was speechless for a moment. I might as well just join the Holy Elephant religion. “Then, what’s the greatest ceremony?”
“The Holy Elephant Ceremony. Only the superior male elders of the Holy Elephant Religion are qualified to give such blessings. At the moment, only the founder and the other two guardians could offer the blessing. It is divided into three levels, from low to high. Sight, touch and kiss. Till today, no one has ever enjoyed the kiss ceremony. That’s the greatest blessing ever…” Fang Tong explained the religion’s bible in a serious manner as if she really had the desire for the kiss ceremony.
Fang Ci dropped his jaw. WTF?! Kiss ceremony? Does that mean kissing Flasher Uncle’s elephant?! “Actually, sis, who wrote this bible…”
“I wrote part of it. But it was mainly done by those sincere believers. All I did is just filter them out and add them into it. In the religion, I’m only responsible for spreading the love, the guardian is responsible for combat and Flasher Uncle would just have to observe us. As long as he knows we are promoting his love and his elephant, it is alright. We are just his servants, his utmost sincere believers…” Fang Tong looked super sincere and Fang Ci sighed deeply. Oh my sister, what have you become… Flasher Uncle, give me back a normal sister!
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Red Moon Hospital
Flasher Uncle was sitting beside the bed of an elder woman as the ECG showed a straight line. Tears burst out of his eyes and he cried out loud like a little girl.
“One can never reverse death. Do accompany her on her very last journey.” The senior nurse walked out of the ward as Flasher Uncle wept in sorrow.
Just then, Flasher Uncle grabbed the nurse. His irrationality got the better of him as he got down to his knees, begging the nurse. “Please, I beg you, please, save her. Even if it’s just merely returning her to the past, even if she is not awake. I beg you, please save her! Please! Which part of her body is not functioning? I can offer any parts to her!”
“You know what situation she is in! She doesn’t lack any organs! What’s missing is the soul! There’s no way of going back now. All you can heal is only her physical body but she is merely a vessel now! Mountain Cat, she has no soul anymore! Sister is truly dead!” The senior nurse grabbed Flasher Uncle’s collar and screamed, “Do you think I don’t wish to see my sister waking up?! Compared to that, I rather not see her weakened look!”
In the ward, Flasher Uncle was crying helplessly and persistently as the touch of the old woman was getting colder and colder. “I will not let you take her away! She’s not dead yet! Not! Dead! Yet! There must be some other ways! There must be!”
He carried the elder woman and was about to leave. The senior nurse rushed to stop him but was knocked out of consciousness. He mumbled, “I will not let her die…I will not…”
“Old Flasher, it’s time to let go. You know it yourself.” Panty Uncle’s voice came from outside of the ward and a cane was blocking the exit.
“Move!” Flasher Uncle’s voice was deep as his eyes were filled with anger. His Mountain Cat characteristics were slowly revealing.
Seeing the elder’s body starting to turn weak, Panty Uncle looked into Flasher Uncle’s eyes, “If you truly love her, just accompany her on her very last journey, alright?”
“I’ll say one more time! Move!” Flasher Uncle’s usual kind and calm tone was long gone. He was as if possessed by an overlord. The intimidating manner was so strong that the entire Lin Hai was shocked.