Chapter 924 - The Taoist Nerd (2/2)

“So, it is not a coincidence…” Brother Zhao realized.

“No, no, this came from the special realm that they went…”

“All the characters and identities are normal except for his…Magical Girl…” Ariel was speechless.

“Well…” Zuo Yiyi did not know how to reply.

Brother Zhong exclaimed, “What has the Magical Girl done wrong? Why have they been getting weirder for the past few years? Even Acting Emperor can be a Magical Girl now…” A mixture of feelings were bothering him as he did not know whether to be amazed or to let out a sigh.

“Oh, Yiyi, don’t mind it if I tell you something. Your Brother Zhong may look like a great sage as he rarely makes mistakes when commenting on the battles and has top-notch judging skills. But he is actually a geek who thinks highly of Magical Girls,” Brother Zhao whispered. “His family owns a Taoist abbey…”

“I’ve heard about it. So, it’s true…” Zuo Yiyi nodded.

“What the…” Ariel smiled.

“Praying to the Three Pure Ones is just a disguise as they also pray to all sorts of Magical Girls garage kits behind the curtains too…”

“They are so romantic?” Zuo Yiyi laughed.

“It’s none of your business. Praying to the Three Pure Ones with a sincere heart helps to build your character and you’ll never fall into the dark side if you have a pure body. You guys will never understand what I said…” Brother Zhong brushed his golden hair and robe.

“Whatever…” Brother Zhao rolled his eyes.

“By the way, I have a girlfriend already… we’re tying the knot next month,” Brother Zhong said in a serious manner.

Brother Zhong was stunned and fell on the ground. “This is impossible… it isn’t logical… this must be fake… there’s no way he could get a girl before I do…”

In order to tone down the awkward atmosphere, Zuo Yiyi asked the crowd, “Is there anyone from the audience who wishes to give Brother Zhong some blessings? I’ll pick one randomly…”

“Burn…” Not waiting for the blessing to be finished, Zuo Yiyi cut away the scene, “Brother Zhong, congratulations to you.”

“What’s your partner’s occupation?” Ariel smiled.

“We’re in the same industry.” Brother Zhong did not elaborate further. To be precise, she was the elder daughter of one of the branches of Lin family’s Heavenly Sword Sect. Even though we all have different points of view in the family, our family’s ranks are still matched. Even though there are only me and my dad left in my branch… My dad is addicted to brewing wine while I’m addicted to garage kits although I do know how to brew wines too… but we are truly in love. A lot of things happened between us. Even though she may look younger than me, she is actually 15-25 years older than me.

“Congratulations! Remember to send me an invitation card…” Ariel gave her sincere blessings.

“And me too! I wanna attend too…” Zuo Yiyi smiled at Brother Zhong. The two of them had known each other for years and they often made the audience laugh, “Oh, I’ll inform my teacher and the rest to come too!”

“I don’t think they will…” Brother Zhong said awkwardly.

“No, they will. They love joining parties. They would even go to the night market butcher – Old Zhao’s house for food when their gilts gave birth to piglets…” Zuo Yiyi’s recollection made Brother Zhong reluctant to invite them already.

“Actually…” Brother Zhong then recalled what had happened for the past ten years. Apart from practicing taoism and buying garage kits, I have spent most of my time under this Hall of Fame, narrating the birth and fall of the legends. He looked up, “Alright, Old Zhao, come be my groomsman.”

Brother Zhong looked at the person who had been competing with him ever since they debuted. Heh. He has never won a bet with me.

“Gosh, this is over the limits…” Brother Zhao sighed and shrugged his shoulders, “But I’ll make something clear, I’ll only wear my pyjamas…”

“Of course, I know you would say that…”