Chapter 811 - Gymnastics Formation (1/2)

Olive grabbed the silver ruler and walked towards Lin Le but he did not seem to be bothered as he was flicking away his booger freshly picked from his nose. In a blink of an eye, Olive appeared behind Lin Le. Just before she wanted to attack, she sensed a bad feeling and blocked with her arms but was still knocked away by a mysterious force. She frowned as she stared at Lin Le who was not even turning around, “A spirit?”

Olive then took out the cross on her chest and tapped it at her eyes. She could clearly see the connection between Little Beauty and Lin Le. What a strong spirit… It seems like he had to unleash the Hundred Thousands of Flowers. Her silver ferule gradually shined a faint holy light. “Mother Mary, may you punish the unforgivable sinner. Let the Hundreds of Thousands of Flowers bloom in this world in the name of your kindness and love…”

Lin Le threw a big piece of booger soaked in mucus away with a hard swing of his hand. “Beat her up…”

Little Beauty continuously attacked her like a mad lady in a wrestling match but the ruler Olive was holding could easily block the attacks. “In front of the Hundreds of Thousands of Flowers, your attacks are hilarious, not to say useless.”

“What about mine, Big Sis…” she heard Lin Le’s cold, eerie and creepy voice from behind.

Olive turned around after seeing Lin Le brushing his mucus on the wall. However, what came to her surprise was that another spirit with white hair and bloody pupils appearing before her eyes looked completely like Lin Le. A wicked smile never seemed permanently fixated on his face. Lin Sen grabbed her head and slammed it to the ground, unleashing a blood-red explosion.

The Hundreds of Thousands of Flowers then shined with a fierily burning light, as though signalling Lin Sen and Little Beauty to quickly back off. Olive got up, spat a few teeth of hers out and glared at Lin Le with anger and annoyance. At this very moment, Lin Le was walking towards Tian Zhongzheng and Huang Shu, “You two, quickly finish this whatever fight that you’re busy with. Tell me when you’re done. I’m not finished with the book.”

Lin Sen stared at Lin Le. Never have I thought that one day, I, Lin Sen would be a full-time babysitter-cum-bodyguard. He facepalmed. Worst still, protecting him with my life just to let him read an adult magazine in peace… Gosh, why is he a direct descendant of mine… that leaves me with no other alternatives… *sigh* This is so tiring. It feels like returning to the times when I have to deal with that little idiot Lin Lin. He turned around to see Little Beauty who was overwhelmed with energy and battle spirit. Well, maybe a zombie is rather human’s most loyal partner after all.

Seeing Little Beauty battling the saintess, Lin Sen did not join in. He looked at Zhang Zhengxiong. Ran Min? Looks like that fella gave this kid an inherited holy item. It’s awakened in reality too. But this kid sure is a rare martial arts genius. What enhances that was that the white-haired injected something to help him too. It’s just a matter of time before he becomes a God and I bet it won’t take long. Seeing a random gang member lying unconscious on the ground gave him the idea of stealing a packet of cigarettes from his pocket and he then lit it up. I’ll go help her when I’m done smoking.

Staring at Zhang Zhengxiong who looked like a monster, Jie Pu took off his kasaya. “Golden Arhat!”

Zhang Zhengxiong dashed at him with full force. Letting loose on their defence had just earned themselves a heavy punch on each other’s body. Killing Storm Shockwave Punch! Thousands of Leaves – Fire Palm! A dark-red shockwave clashed with clouds of flames. Tian Zhongzheng then brought up a topic. Is this fella really not going to help?

“That Magical Girl is your?”

“Oh, you meant Brother Lil’White? He’s my big brother!” Lin Le replied.

“Big brother? She is a guy?” Tian Zhongzheng was confused.

“Yeap!” Lin Le nodded and without the slightest tint of surprise, he continued to read the magazine with Huang Shu.

Tian Zhongzheng then started observing Ye Cang from head to toes and then focused on his private part to confirm his gender. How on Earth? Is he a cross-dresser or one of those ladyboys from the brothel? Seeing that he was not losing his focus on Ye Cang at all, Huang Shu recalled the set of limited edition magazines Tian Zhongzheng gave him. “I knew you’ve a kinky on her…”

“Just curious… *cough* *cough* I’m just curious…” Tian Zhongzheng coughed. “You know things like that aren’t easy to come by.”