Chapter 715 - The Battle of Luoyang (1/2)

Chapter 715 The Battle of Luoyang

Excitement overwhelmed the audience as the curtains rolled up.

“During the Eastern Han Empire, there was the Yellow Turban Rebellion. Everywhere was in chaos and citizens were suffering! However, amidst the disorder, three brave warriors sharing the same ideology decided to take on the responsibility of rebuilding the nation! Among them is the Tactic Abilities Master – Liu Bei – Liu Xuande!” Panty Uncle narrated.

With two swords and a basket of sandals on his back, Ye Cang appeared in the middle of the busy market. As he gradually looked up to the peaceful sky, he frowned and mumbled. “This place will soon be disturbed…”

“Hey, hey, hey, you’re contradicting with the chancellor’s (Zhuge Liang) role…” The audience sweated when they heard Ye Cang’s opening line.

“The motivating teen whose dream is to rape Diao Chan – Zhang Fei – Zhang Yide!”

Lin Le hopped out from the yard of the butcher’s store with a roar. “Roar! I want to rape Diao Chan!”

“Lastly, the fugitive who has been hiding and escaping all year long – Guan Yu – Guan Yunchang!”

“To be honest, Lord Guan Yu would be mad if he knows this is how you describe him.” Zhang Zhengxiong sighed as he grabbed a handful of green beans.

“Assemble! Assemble!” Ye Cang pulled them over. “First, we’ll go to the Blossom Garden and pledge our oath to brotherhood. Then, we’ll make our way to Luoyang to assist Third Brother to rape Diao Chan. I shall see how well the sandal business would be there, maybe we can get it listed. As for you, Second Brother, I think you can surrender yourself to the police bureau in Luoyang, hoping that they might reduce your sentence. As for the bounty, please write Third Brother’s and my name as the beneficiary. But of course, I’ll take the bigger portion…Haha!”

“And so, the three heroes embarked on their journey to Luoyang with the spirit of nationalism burning in their hearts.”

“Are you sure they are going to rebuild the country…”

Just when the audience was in doubt, the three of them passed a forest.

“Save me! Save me!” FrozenCloud appeared in a white European dress.

“Who are you?!” Lin Le shouted.

“I’m Snow White.” FrozenCloud replied.

“Speak Chinese!” Lin Le then pierced and swung her into the sky with his snake spear. FrozenCloud was dead upon landing. “We can move on to the poisoned apple scene…”

Meanwhile, Wu Na rushed over with an apple and her team of armies. Staring at FrozenCloud who was lying in a pool of blood, she said. “Hmph. Can’t believe this b*tch is dead. So much for spending my money on the apple. Warriors, if you need any help in the future, I, the Black Queen would never hesitate to help!”

“By then, she invited the warriors for a feast in her castle. Later, she joined the team on their adventure to Luoyang.’

“Geographically, from Hebei to Henan, how is it possible to meet Snow White and see a European castle? Even though I wasn’t really educated, I know that that doesn’t make sense…”

“No, no, no, that’s not the main point. What’s important is that they invited the Black Queen to rebuild the country with them. Would the fairy tales and the Legend of the Three Kingdoms which we’ve known from young be fake?”

“I knew it! I knew Snow White is the villain! How can she fool around with the seven dwarfs?! She must be some bad princess! Let me create a fan club for the Black Queen!”

“……maybe your fairy tale and ours are two different versions.”

ThornyRose then picked a character randomly and got Zuo Ci. There’s no way I can be defeated with this character! Riding on the heavenly crane, she headed to Luoyang. “Let’s go find them.”

“Brother Lil’White, look! There is a big swan in the sky!” Lin Le pointed his spear at the sky along the journey.

“Hunt it down! On your mark! 3, 2, 1! Shoot!” Ye Cang tossed both of his swords while Lin Le and Zhang Zhengxiong tossed their snake spear and green dragon crescent blade. Instantly, all of the weapons pierced through the crane and ThornyRose.

“Just how cruel can they be? They’ve just killed their teammate.” The audience stared at them as the crane fell together with a tiny human figure as seen from afar.

“This sums up the death of Zuo Ci on his journey to Luoyang.”

“What a pity. I wanted to grill the suckling meat but now it’s become a meat patty already…” Ye Cang sent the crane flying with a kick.

“Is there someone?! Through this bunch of flesh, I think it’s Sister Rose.” Zhang Zhengxiong was staring at the unknown corpse that was crushed into a flatbread by the crane.

“Oh really?! Who cares anyway! Let’s go! We’re in a rush.” Ye Cang pulled his swords from ThornyRose’s corpse.