Chapter 703 - Discussion Of The Script (1/2)
Ye Cang sat upright from the rocking chair and started thinking with his fingers crossed. “Let me consolidate everyone’s opinions. I’ve decided to perform a short drama. Lele, Lil’Dino, and A’Xiong, you’ll be responsible for setting the plot. I’ll do the choreography. We’ll leave the clothing design to Panty Uncle. Little Tian and Lil’Zhao, both of you will take care of the general affairs. Nana and Flasher Uncle will be in charge of the sound system and its effects. Yiyi will join them too. Alright. That’s it for now. I’ll notify Panty Uncle, Flasher Uncle, and Yiyi after this. I’m expecting the script to be done by this afternoon so we can arrange the characters.”
Hey, hey, hey. You want the script in only a few hours? Do you think this is a primary school essay competition?! FrozenCloud was speechless. Just when she was about to say something, Lin Le shouted. “No worries, Brother Lil’White! We’ll be done before the sun goes above our heads!”
“……” Zhang Zhengxiong and FrozenCloud turned around to wow Lin Le’s confidence.
Ye Cang then gladly touched Lin Le’s head. “Just look at how reliable Lele is.”
Moments later, Lin Le dashed back to his room, wore his painter’s hat and marched out with colorful crayons and a sketching board in his hands.
“The plot will be like this. Firstly, we’ll have the three heroes battling Lu Bu, dismantling his corpse, raping Diao Chan and then killing Dong Zhuo.”
“Hey, the battle of the three heroes and Lu Bu isn’t…” Not waiting for FrozenCloud to finish her sentence, Zhang Zhengxiong interrupted. “Not a bad idea. Then, we can go back and kill Yuan Shao and Cao Cao. Not only that, we can also kill all the 18 members of the coalition from the first to the last and back! We’ll kill whoever that goes against us, including the gods! Then, we can go honeymoon with Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, beat Cai Wenji, make Sun Shangxiang angry, and gang-rape all the empresses… Muahahahah…. ”
Stares and weird looks from all the women in the house made the crazy man shut his mouth automatically. Ye Cang then gave him a smack on his head from the back. “Pervert! From the part of Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao onwards, *sigh* I’ll do the act…”
Wu Na immediately elbowed Ye Cang. “What a brother you are! Do you really think such a plot is suitable for Chinese New Year?!”
“I’m just kidding.” Ye Cang sighed. “We’ll cancel from the part of Da Xiao and Xiao Qiao . But, the part of raping Diao Chan is perfectly fine.”
“……”
“F*ck off!” Wu Na was pissed. “Diao Chan is a heroin alright! She alienated Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu for the sake of the world. Damn it. Give her some respect, would you?”
“Then what about gang-rape?” Lin Le questioned.
“Son of a b*tch! Can you guys not talk about raping during Chinese New Year?! Forget about these nonsense! It’s a prosperous festive season! And, there is a kid here!” Wu Na blurted and looked at Fang Tong.
“The blessing of the Elephant?” Fang Tong said.
“You…” Wu Na was suffocating, forgetting that she was a die-hard fan of Flasher Uncle. “Come up with something else. This plot is not good.”
“Stupid Wu Na, you’re bullying me…” Lin Le despised Wu Na but she did not bat an eyelid. He then started to rant. “I want to rape Diao Chan! I want to rape Diao Chan!”
“Oh no, look at what you’ve done. Lele is about to cry. Poor thing… just let him rape Diao Chan…” Ye Cang pulled Lin Le over.