Chapter 611 - Lin Le’s Chess Skill (1/2)
“Lele! Throw me the handcart!” Ye Cang shouted and Lin Le swung the handcart over.
Swiftly, Ye Cang used the fire elemental crystals to create clouds of steam and took out tons of withered ashes. After that, he pushed the steamer to the location of the boss with all his might. “Return to the steamer! Return! Return! Quick!”
“Close-combatants, quickly separate those nearest pieces that are trying to combine! Don’t let them turn into one big piece!” NalanPureSoul used Arcane Flying Bullets to shoot with precise accuracy. Wu Na was amazed by his accuracy. That level of accuracy is something I can’t do. No wonder he is China’s No.1 Heavenly King ranked pop star with magic elemental.
The close-combat players circled around the boss and threw those pieces of meat into the steamer. They were so busy. MaroonRed felt like she was playing some kindergarten games on sports day, throwing things into the circle from afar.
Despite so, a big piece of meat, a few meters wide, was formed. Zhang Zhengxiong roared and sent it flying with his heavy hammer. Little tadpole pushed with both palms and Lin Le swung it into the steamer with his sword. Lastly, all pieces were knocked into the steamer Ye Cang was pushing.
Immediately, Ye Cang covered the steamer with a lit. The struggling it made inside almost made Ye Cang slipped his hands. “Come and help me to press the lit.”
Everyone dashed towards him to press the lit tightly, ignoring the burn and poisonous steam damage they received. Not to mention the malodorous smell. After only 5 seconds, MaroonRed already fainted beside the steamer and white foams were frothing from her mouth. With tears running down his cheek, Lin Le sighed. “She was still young.”
“……” On the other side, OldWang, SpyingBlade, Zhang Zhengxiong, and the others who had a stronger resistance due to the fact that they were used to it, did not know whether to feel sad or honored. They more or less felt like crying even though they already were.
NalanPureSoul was fighting against the feeling of fainting. He smiled as he saw Ye Cang pinching his own nose. Seeing Ye Cang dealing with Wu Na, he felt sorrow somehow. With a man’s body but a girl’s heart, NalanPureSoul felt inferior. A depressing moment flashed through his mind. He did not know how his future would be like and his consciousness started to fade. Suddenly, there was a familiar touch at his waist.
“Little swordfighting! Hang on there! Don’t faint! Come, eat one penis to gain some energy!” Ye Cang hugged NalanPureSoul’s waist and took out the one that NalanPureSoul did not finish previously. NalanPureSoul wanted to oppose him but he did not have much energy left. So, with tears in his eyes and a blushed face, he once again ate it. *Cries*
Surprisingly, NalanPureSoul felt energetic after eating it. Maybe it was because of the effect of fighting poison with poison. Ye Cang immediately took out some goblin’s penis that he kept. He forcefully pulled MaroonRed up and stuff one into her mouth. Wu Na’s tears were falling like a waterfall. She shouted. “Mom! Some weirdo is forcing me to eat some weird stuff!”
“Stupid woman! This is the most beneficial thing on a creature!” Ye Cang shouted.
SpyingBlade held the lit with one hand and stared at the sky. Playing games with team leader is really hard! I can endure playing games or even getting trolled by the games but this… Looking down at the half ‘purifying’ penis, he did not know whether to cry or laugh.
MaroonRed woke up to see the thing in her mouth. She quickly pressed the lit and pushed her fingers into her mouth, trying to make herself vomit it out. Yet, she was dumbfounded when she saw how everyone was eating it. Chinese people are…insane! Do they eat everything except shit?! However, she did not know that this was just the beginning of her nightmare.
She turned over to see AV who came over and said calmly. “About that…let’s share one together. This is more friendly.”
MaroonRed had the urge to kill this fella who has the ID – OtherShoreWatchingAV, with a Chilling Moon Four Rapid Chops and Moon Dance – Three Blades. This isn’t couples eating one spaghetti! Which couple on earth would eat a penis together?! Besides! We aren’t couples!
ThronyRose who received FrozenCloud’s picture was soaked in cold sweat. Thank God that I didn’t go there. This is totally… I can’t continue watching what they are doing.
As the steamer started to crack, Ye Cang shouted. “Push it evenly! Don’t let it come out!”