Chapter 512 (1/2)
A night before the charity show, Flasher Uncle was once again transformed into LinHai’s Elephant Buddha. With this, a large number of people converted into believers of the Elephant Deity overnight.
Looking into the starry night sky with eyes of desperation, Flasher Uncle held the elephant by the seaside. What I need is not the worship of men, but the looks of fear, hatred, and shame in their eyes. Ye Cang and Panty Uncle they tapped his shoulder with a sigh.
“Let out all your dissatisfaction. Scream it all out if it will make you feel better.” Ye Cang comforted him.
“Men, turning into such shameless beings! Oh dear God! Return me the world that was once pure!” Flasher Uncle’s elephant roared towards the vault of the heavens. At the balcony and front porch of the little house behind, where Spying Blade, FrozenCloud and Wu Na stood, soaked in cold sweat and shook their heads. You don’t have the rights to talk that way.
One look at Fang Tong hands, the thought of her not washing for days to come was so staggering that Fang Ci didn’t know what to do but to hammer his head against the wall.
Looking at the three of them standing side by side, he murmured in awe “The three masters in the East, The Devilish Gentleman – The White Haired Asura, The Elephant Star – Flasher Uncle, The King of Panty – Panty Uncle.”
Flasher Uncle and Panty Uncle bed down the night.
The Moon-and-Stars square is LinHai’s biggest stadium which can accommodate roughly two hundred thousand people, competing with the capital’s Green Dragon Temple and XingYun city’s Chrysanthemum Pool for the title of China’s largest stadiums.
On the next day, Zuo Yiyi got everything ready as planned. The pressure of sharing the stage with these masters was getting to her. Ye Cang’s dancing skills were something not to be trifled with, Panty Uncle’s beat on the drums was remarkable and Flasher Uncle’s insane bass and roar were so good it should be a crime. Despite having the title Goddess of China, deep down inside, she knew that her skill was nowhere near theirs. All she had was her status.
The entire Moon-and-Star Square was packed with people from the capital or overseas. Lin Le’s prologue was then made. “That, eh, it was just on the tip of my tongue… Oh well, let’s begin!” LeLe forgot the lines.
Laughter filled the atmosphere. But this mishap got Zuo Yiyi choking on the deep breath she took. Is that all you’re gonna say? Walking out gracefully, everyone was shouting and screaming out loud.
“Okay. Okay, I know all of you guys are not here for me, but for the Three Masters of the East District. To be honest, Panty Uncle is so handsome, one glance and you’re out of breath.” Zuo Yiyi channeled her inner little fangirl, while the crowd adores that comment. Fans of Panty Uncle shouted. “We know!”
“Hoho. This charity show is for the children out there who became orphan, abandoned due to war, terrorist attack, and natural disaster. Children are the future of civilization, the world’s precious jewel. They are filled with infinite potential for a bright future, not to be forsaken by these tragic incidents. Everyone has hopes and dreams. However, not many can achieve it, even I. Despite those dreams are yet to be achieved, we have to follow the path even if it leads to totally different routes. To dream is our rights. However, from what I see is that many of these innocent children do not even have this privilege, leaving the world waiting for them to open up. Chrysanthemum Emperor once said ‘There is nothing more important than protecting the children.’ Such simple and straightforward phrase.” Zuo Yiyi’s touched the heart of the audience with his speech.
“So, the first song that we will be performing for our children is . Composed by a band from the East of LinHai. Does anyone want to guess? I’m sure you all know the answer.” Zuo Yiyi grinned.
“Flasher Uncle?”
“Goddess Yiyi said it is a band!”
“Panty Uncle?”