Chapter 302 (1/2)

Chapter 302: Free Time

Lin Hai east district’s crusade was the talk of the town. This was the first holy war in the last 20 years. Even more special was that the rebel army had actually won.

“Extra, extra, team T-105 leads the rebel army to victory! T-105 has given us back our freedom! They can once again take part in the combat tests if they want! The bill to enforce uniforms has been aborted! Even the east district’s research funds have been doubled! Now, team T-105 is the talk of the town, their popularity is through the roof. Let us interview some of the participants of yesterday’s battle…”

“I learned a lot in last night’s battle. I’m extremely honored to be able to be part of such a grand occasion.”

“Being naked is actually not bad…” said a student council member with a mosaic covering him.

“Eeeek!! Panty Uncle is too handsome! If only he would X me, that would have been perfect!” A female staff member of the third administrative building with a mosaic covering her face screamed.

“I was thinking about my childhood when suddenly, I was attacked by an elephant…” (Some woman)

“Next, let us show you footage of the execution stage. According to the rules, once the war ends, the victors can request to have the losers executed. That’s right, it’s the Chrysanthemum Emperor’s favorite… Wait, stop there. See how Zhong Yun looks like he would rather die than surrender? Continue playing…”

In the video, Ye Cang had on a good-willed smile. “President. Then I won’t be courteous, ten stabs with the Mighty Chrysanthemum Rod!”

“Aaaaaaah!!!”

A bloodcurdling scream. It was enough to make anyone shiver, especially if they noticed Ye Cang’s unchanging smile. Lin Le was issuing the punishment while pouting, “Teach you to bully us! Teach you to bully us!”

“Since we temporarily can’t interview the members of team T-105, let us continue to interview the participants.”

“Student Sun Yu, please tell us how it felt to perform an execution.”

“Invigorating, and not just invigorating. I got to execute a beauty. I thought she was a boy at first, but she was a tomboy.”

“……”

“Due to T-105’s influence, their special products are selling exceptionally well, such as this rebel army general – White Asura T-shirt, the foolish strategist – King of Bad Ideas umbrella, rebel army commander – Human Gundam figurine, that sort of thing…”

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Shan TongTong opened the curtains. She looked at the headbang on the table with Ye Cang’s name on it, and couldn’t help laughing bitterly.

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As for the culprit behind this event, Ye Cang was sitting on a deck chair and watching the shopping channel while muttering, “We earned quite a lot recently, let’s buy some stuff.”

“Multi-purpose alloy weapon. It can play music! It can transform into a vacuum cleaner! When attacking, it can violently discharge dust and trash to attack your opponents.”

“Might as well buy one.” Ye Cang stroked his chin, in thought.

“Kitchen Master. A set of the best kitchen utensils. In celebration of the east district’s victory we’re giving big discounts. Buy the entire set now and get 30% off! You didn’t hear wrong! 30% off! What are you waiting for? Pick up that handheld console and buy now!”

“Right, what am I waiting for. Let’s just click buy.” Ye Cang nodded and reached out to place an order.

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FrozenCloud had returned to the capital in order to handle the transfer procedures. She ignored her mother, who was urging her to stay, and was preparing her luggage. Then she once again set off to report to Lin Hai’s drama department. Mr Su watched his daughter leave, and smiled. “The chick is finally spreading her wings… Lin Hai is a good choice…”

“Mm…” FrozenBlood nodded at the side.

“Will she be ok at Lin Hai by herself?” Mrs Su worried.

“It’ll be fine. Sister Zhen’s fiancee is there to take care of her. He was the one who started that holy war. BingYun was part of it too, that must be what made her want to transfer. This morning was the first time I’ve seen her smiling so happily. If I had known about it, I would have gone to Lin Hai with her.” FrozenBlood said with a smile.

“The war? Good guy, he really is interesting. The scenes from that battle, tsk tsk, I was also in one when I was young. Me and your uncle Qin were in charge of launching a surprise attack on the administration building. The fight was intense…” Mr Su grinned, then returned to the house.

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