Part 5 (1/2)

”Well! I'd just about begun to reckon that I was a widow,” said Alice, putting down her fragrant burden. There was such an obvious suggestion of propitiation in her tone that Theron went around and kissed her. He thought of saying something about keeping out of the way because it was ”Blue Monday,” but held it back lest it should sound like a reproach.

”Well, what kind of a washerwoman does THIS one turn out to be?” he asked, after they were seated, and he had invoked a blessing and was cutting vigorously into the meat.

”Oh, so-so,” replied Alice; ”she seems to be particular, but she's mortal slow. If I hadn't stood right over her, we shouldn't have had the clothes out till goodness knows when. And of course she's Iris.h.!.+”

”Well, what of THAT?” asked the minister, with a fine unconcern.

Alice looked up from her plate, with knife and fork suspended in air.

”Why, you know we were talking only the other day of what a pity it was that none of our own people went out was.h.i.+ng,” she said. ”That Welsh woman we heard of couldn't come, after all; and they say, too, that she presumes dreadfully upon the acquaintance, being a church member, you know. So we simply had to fall back on the Irish. And even if they do go and tell their priest everything they see and hear, why, there's one comfort, they can tell about US and welcome. Of course I see to it she doesn't snoop around in here.”

Theron smiled. ”That's all nonsense about their telling such things to their priests,” he said with easy confidence.

”Why, you told me so yourself,” replied Alice, briskly. ”And I've always understood so, too; they're bound to tell EVERYTHING in confession.

That's what gives the Catholic Church such a tremendous hold. You've spoken of it often.”

”It must have been by way of a figure of speech,” remarked Theron, not with entire directness. ”Women are great hands to separate one's observations from their context, and so give them meanings quite unintended. They are also great hands,” he added genially, ”or at least one of them is, at making the most delicious dumplings in the world. I believe these are the best even you ever made.”

Alice was not unmindful of the compliment, but her thoughts were on other things. ”I shouldn't like that woman's priest, for example,” she said, ”to know that we had no piano.”

”But if he comes and stands outside our house every night and listens--as of course he will,” said Theron, with mock gravity, ”it is only a question of time when he must reach that conclusion for himself.

Our only chance, however, is that there are some sixteen hundred other houses for him to watch, so that he may not get around to us for quite a spell. Why, seriously, Alice, what on earth do you suppose Father Forbes knows or cares about our poor little affairs, or those of any other Protestant household in this whole village? He has his work to do, just as I have mine--only his is ten times as exacting in everything except sermons--and you may be sure he is only too glad when it is over each day, without bothering about things that are none of his business.”

”All the same I'm afraid of them,” said Alice, as if argument were exhausted.

CHAPTER VI

On the following morning young Mr. Ware antic.i.p.ated events by inscribing in his diary for the day, immediately after breakfast, these remarks: ”Arranged about piano. Began work upon book.”

The date indeed deserved to be distinguished from its fellows. Theron was so conscious of its importance that he not only prophesied in the little morocco-bound diary which Alice had given him for Christmas, but returned after he had got out upon the front steps of the parsonage to have his hat brushed afresh by her.

”Wonders will never cease,” she said jocosely. ”With you getting particular about your clothes, there isn't anything in this wide world that can't happen now!”

”One doesn't go out to bring home a piano every day,” he made answer.

”Besides, I want to make such an impression upon the man that he will deal gently with that first cash payment down. Do you know,” he added, watching her turn the felt brim under the wisp-broom's strokes, ”I'm thinking some of getting me a regular silk stove-pipe hat.”

”Why don't you, then?” she rejoined, but without any ring of glad acquiescence in her tone. He fancied that her face lengthened a little, and he instantly ascribed it to recollections of the way in which the roses had been bullied out of her own headgear.

”You are quite sure, now, pet,” he made haste to change the subject, ”that the hired girl can wait just as well as not until fall?”

”Oh, MY, yes!” Alice replied, putting the hat on his head, and smoothing back his hair behind his ears. ”She'd only be in the way now. You see, with hot weather coming on, there won't be much cooking. We'll take all our meals out here, and that saves so much work that really what remains is hardly more than taking care of a bird-cage. And, besides, not having her will almost half pay for the piano.”

”But when cold weather comes, you're sure you'll consent?” he urged.

”Like a shot!” she a.s.sured him, and, after a happy little caress, he started out again on his momentous mission.

”Thurston's” was a place concerning which opinions differed in Octavius.

That it typified progress, and helped more than any other feature of the village to bring it up to date, no one indeed disputed. One might move about a great deal, in truth, and hear no other view expressed. But then again one might stumble into conversation with one small storekeeper after another, and learn that they united in resenting the existence of ”Thurston's,” as rival farmers might join to curse a protracted drought.

Each had his special flaming grievance. The little dry-goods dealers asked mournfully how they could be expected to compete with an establishment which could buy bankrupt stocks at a hundred different points, and make a profit if only one-third of the articles were sold for more than they would cost from the jobber? The little boot and shoe dealers, clothiers, hatters, and furriers, the small merchants in carpets, crockery, and furniture, the venders of hardware and household utensils, of leathern goods and picture-frames, of wall-paper, musical instruments, and even toys--all had the same pathetically unanswerable question to propound. But mostly they put it to themselves, because the others were at ”Thurston's.”

The Rev. Theron Ware had entertained rather strong views on this subject, and that only a week or two ago. One of his first acquaintances in Octavius had been the owner of the princ.i.p.al book-store in the place--a gentle and bald old man who produced the complete impression of a bibliophile upon what the slightest investigation showed to be only a meagre acquaintance with publishers' circulars. But at least he had the air of loving his business, and the young minister had enjoyed a long talk with, or rather, at him. Out of this talk had come the information that the store was losing money. Not even the stationery department now showed a profit worth mentioning. When Octavius had contained only five thousand inhabitants, it boasted four book-stores, two of them good ones. Now, with a population more than doubled, only these latter two survived, and they must soon go to the wall. The reason? It was in a nutsh.e.l.l. A book which sold at retail for one dollar and a half cost the bookseller ninety cents. If it was at all a popular book, ”Thurston's”