Part 8 (1/2)

Almost immediately a breathy chuckle came from the horn: ”_Ha, ha! That shook you up a little, I reckon._”

The other women were frozen with horror. ”Don't let it touch me,”

pleaded Miss Brush.

And Mrs. Quigg, much shaken, called out: ”Frank Howard, are you doing this?”

He was highly indignant. ”Certainly not. Are you not holding one hand and Miss Brush the other? I am in-no-cent; I swear it!”

I commented on their dialogue severely. ”See how you all treat an event that is wonderful enough to convulse the National Academy of Science. I do not believe the psychic's hands have moved an inch, and yet, unless some one of you is false to his trust, the miraculous has happened--Are you there, 'Wilbur?'” I queried of the mystic presence.

The cone swung toward me, and ”Wilbur” answered: ”_I am, old horse._”

”Well, Wilbur, there are two bigoted scientific people here to-night, and I want you to put them to everlasting rout.”

”_I'll do it, don't you worry_,” replied the voice, and the cone dropped with a bang on the table, again making everybody jump.

”_That brought the goose-flesh_!” remarked ”Wilbur,” with humorous satisfaction.

I took a malicious delight in the mystification of my fellows. ”Go down and shake up young Howard at the foot of the table,” I suggested. ”He is a little in the conjuring line himself.”

Almost instantly Howard cried out: ”The blooming thing is touching me on the ear!”

”Observe,” called I, in the tone of a man exhibiting some kind of trained animal, ”the cone is now at least six feet from the psychic's utmost reach. How do you account for that, Miller?”

”The boy lied,” said Miller, curtly.

Howard was offended. ”I'll take that out of you, old chap, when we meet in the street. I am telling the square-toed truth. I am not doing a thing but hold two very scared ladies' hands.”

”Oh, come now!” I interposed. ”If we are to be so 'tarnal suspicious of one another, we might just as well give up the sitting. If each of us must be padlocked, proof of any phenomenon is impossible.”

A firmer hand now seemed to grasp the cone, and a deep whisper that was almost a tone came from it. ”_You are right_,” this new personality said, with measured and precise utterance. ”_We come with the best tests of a supremely important revelation; we come as scientists from our side of the line; and you scoff, and take it all as a piece of folly, as an entertainment. Is this just? No, it is unworthy men of science._”

”You are entirely justified in your indignation,” I responded. ”But who are you?”

”_My name on the earth-plane was Mitch.e.l.l._”

”I am glad to make your acquaintance, 'Mr. Mitch.e.l.l,' and your rebuke is deserved. I, for one, mean to proceed in this matter seriously. What can you do for us to-night?”

”_Be very patient. Carry this investigation forward, and this psychic will astonish the world. Do not abuse her; do not tax her beyond her strength._” He spoke with the precise and rather pedantic accent of an old gentleman nurtured on the cla.s.sics, and produced upon me a distinct impression of age and serious demeanor utterly different from the rollicking, not too refined ”Wilbur.”

”I will see that she is treated fairly, 'Mr. Mitch.e.l.l,' but of course this is not a rigid test. Will you be able to permit conditions more convincing?”

”_Yes, very much more convincing_,” he replied, slowly and ponderously, ”_but do not worry the instrument to-night. Narrow your circle; be harmonious, and not too eager, and you will be abundantly rewarded_.”

”Won't you tell me who you were on the earth-plane?”

”_I was a friend of the father of the instrument_,” he answered.

The horn returned to the table quietly, and young Howard was the first to speak. ”That is a fine piece of ventriloquism, any way you look at it,” said he. ”It is a nice trick to give that peculiar tinny sound to a whisper.”

”So far as I can judge, so far as my sense of hearing goes (and I have kept my ear close to the psychic's face), Mrs. Smiley has not moved, nor uttered a sound. What is your verdict, Mr. c.o.c.ksure Scientist?”