Chapter 57 (1/2)

Chapter 57 – G.o.d beast's favorite food is omelette desu

According to the Great Sage, Haku is an omnivore so she would eat anything. (TL: It's not mentioned yet whether there is a “she” or “he” for G.o.d Beasts, but I'll use ‘she' instead of “it” or “he”)

「Well then, let's eat omelettes!」

While on their way to the cafeteria, Laura let Haku who she was hugging how wonderful the food called omelettes was.

「Laursan really likes omelettes huh」

「Your health would be bad if you eat the same thin everyday」

Charlotte and Anna said amazed.

Laura shrugged her shoulders like “Yare yare”, to those amateurish opinions.

「The two of you knows nothing」

Eggs have a lot of nutrients, and by changing the ingredients inside, the variation of the taste is infinite.

The school's cafeteria also seemed to know about that, and changes the omelette's ingredients everyday.

Laura would always eat omelettes once a day and write in her diary about its taste.

「But, Laurchan. In fact, it is not good to always eat just omelettes. You should eat more vegetables」

Even the Great Sage complained about the omelettes.

“When did the world became full of anti-omelettes.”, Laura's mind was full of the feeling of surprise.

「No, don't make such a stunned face. I don't remember saying something that you'd feel the difference with culture though?」

「It's because, you know, Princ.i.p.al-sensei. Don't omelettes have vegetables too? There was leek yesterday!」

「That's true, but their amount is not enough. If you don't eat a balanced diet, you won't get bigger you know」

The Great Sage patted Laura's head after saying that.

“Won't get bigger” Laura fiercely reacted to those words.

「……can I become bigger if I eat vegetables? Would I have a nice body like Princ.i.p.al-sensei or Okasan?」

「Not only vegetables, but you should also eat anything like meat, fish, and eggs. If you do so, you'll become bigger」

「……I understand! Well then, I will add a salad with today's omelettes!」

It seemed like a betrayal against the omelettes for adding a different dish, but Laura's growth is more important.

I feel sorry for the omelettes, but I'll cheat with a different dish.

「P-Please wait for a moment! Laursan must not get bigger! Her current size is suitable for being a hugging pillow!」

「Exactly. I will prevent Laura's growth no matter what happens」

Charlotte and Anna started saying gibberish.

「I am not a hugging pillow!」

「Ara. Although you say that, are you not making eyes during the night that you want to be hugged?」

「Uu! That is……」

It is true, Laura likes sleeping while being hugged by Charlotte.

And Charlotte also likes sleeping while hugging Laura.

They had mutual interests, and it can be said that they have a very good relations.h.i.+p.

However, giving up the nice body for that……the night relations.h.i.+p with Charlotte ends……no, it was not something that can be thrown away.

Being embraced tightly by Charlotte was something that Laura must not lose right now.

「……I understand. I won't……become bigger anymore!」

Laura declared with a bitter resolution.

And then, Charlotte and Anna both made guts poses.

「The world's peace was protected!」

「As expected of the chairwoman of the Stop Laura's Growth a.s.sociation. Great job」

I didn't know that such a wicked a.s.sociation existed.

「I think that she would grow no matter what you do though」

The Great Sage whispered from the side, but it looks like it did not reach Charlotte and Anna's ears.

The two girls exchanged tight handshakes and indulged in the feeling of victory.