Part 4 (1/2)
”So why's he breaking my b.a.l.l.s now, remixing?”
”It's his process,” she said.
Clammy rolled his eyes, to heaven or his black cap, then back to her. ”You ask your friend where they got the Hounds?”
”Not yet,” she said.
He turned on his stool, swung his leg out from beneath the counter. ”Hounds,” he said. The jeans he wore were black, very narrow. ”Twenty-ounce,” he said. ”Brutal heavy.”
”Slubby?”
”You blind?”
”Where did you find them?”
”Melbourne. Girl I met, knew where and when.”
”A store?”
”Never in shops,” he said. ”Except secondhand, and that's not likely.”
”I tried Google,” she said. ”A Mary Stewart book, a band, CD by someone else ...”
”Go further, on Google, and there's eBay,” he said.
”Hounds on eBay?”
”All fake. Almost all. Chinese fakes.”
”The Chinese are faking it?”
”Chinese are faking everything,” Clammy said. ”You get a real Hounds piece on eBay, someone makes an offer high enough to stop it. Never seen an auction for real Hounds run off.”
”It's an Australian brand?”
He looked disgusted, which was how he'd looked in whatever few previous brief conversations they'd had. ”f.u.c.k no,” he said, ”it's Hounds Hounds.”
”Tell me about it, Clammy,” she said. ”I need to know.”
6. AFTER THE GYRATORY
The Neo's plastic case reminded Milgrim of one of those electronic stud-finders they sold in hardware stores, its shape simultaneously simple and clumsy, awkward against his ear.
”Gussets?” demanded Rausch, on the Neo.
”He said they needed them. One in each inner thigh.”
”What are they?”
”An extra piece of material, between two seams. Usually triangular.”
”How do you know that?”
Milgrim considered. ”I like details,” he said.
”What did he look like?”
”Football player,” Milgrim said. ”With a sort of mullet.”
”A what?”
”I have to go,” Milgrim said. ”We're at the Hanger Lane Gyratory System.”
”Wha-”
Milgrim clicked off.
Pocketing the Neo, he brought himself more upright, feeling the Jankel-armored, four-doored, short-bedded Toyota Hilux's ferocious engine-transplant gather itself for their plunge into England's most famously intimidating roundabout, seven lanes of fiercely determined traffic.
According to Aldous, the Hilux's other driver, this route from Heathrow, decidedly nonoptimal, was part of his job requirement, meant to maintain certain skills one was otherwise unable to practice in London traffic.
Braced for the discomfort of rapid acceleration on run-flat tires, from a standing stop, Milgrim glanced down, to his right, glimpsing the pinstriped thigh of the driver in the adjacent lane, and missed seeing the light change.
Then they were in it, fully gyratory, the driver expertly and repeatedly inserting the Hilux's secretly ma.s.sive but oddly skittish bulk sideways, it seemed, into absurdly tiny lane-change gaps.
Milgrim had no idea why he'd come to enjoy this so much. Prior to his stay in Basel, he'd have kept his eyes shut for the whole thing; if he'd been expecting it, he'd have upped his medication. But now, grinning, he sat with the red cardboard tube upright between his legs, holding it with the fingertips of both hands, as though it were a joystick.
Then they were out of it. He sighed, deeply if mysteriously satisfied, and felt the driver's glance.
This driver wasn't as talkative as Aldous, but that might have something to do with the urine test. Aldous had never had to administer the urine test, or drive back to London with a vial cooling in his overcoat pocket.
Aldous had told Milgrim all about the Toyota Hilux, about the Jankel armor and the bulletproof gla.s.s and the run-flats. ”Cartel grade,” Aldous had a.s.sured him, and unusual for London, at least as far as a silver-gray pickup truck went. Milgrim hadn't asked why these particular features had been deemed necessary, but he suspected that that might be a sensitive area.
Eventually, now, after a much less entertaining stretch of the journey, it became Euston Road, and the beginnings of his idea of actual London.
Like entering a game, a layout, something flat and mazed, arbitrarily but fractally constructed from beautifully detailed but somehow unreal buildings, its order perhaps shuffled since the last time he'd been here. The pixels that comprised it were familiar, but it remained only provisionally mapped, a protean territory, a box of tricks, some possibly even benign.
The run-flats were nasty on mixed pavement, worse on cobbles. He sat back and held on to the red cardboard tube as the driver began taking an endless series of corners, keeping roughly parallel, Milgrim guessed, to Tottenham Court Road. Headed for the heart of town, and Soho.
Rausch, his translucently short black hair looking like something sprayed from a nozzle, was waiting for them in front of Blue Ant, the driver having phoned ahead as they'd crept along through the traffic on Beak Street. Rausch held a magazine above his head, to ward off the drizzle. He looked characteristically disheveled, but in his own peculiar way. Everything about his personal presentation was intended to convey an effortless concision, but nothing quite did. His tight black suit was wrinkled, bagged at the knees, and in extending his arm above his head to hold the magazine, he'd untucked one side of his white s.h.i.+rt. His gla.s.ses, whose frames came equipped with their own squint, would be in need of cleaning.