Part 6 (1/2)
”True,” said George. ”I had forgotten all about it. Yes; I shall go down, of course.”
”Are you going to play (wrestle)?” asked the father.
”Maybe I may. But come in to breakfast. Where's Madge?”
”In-doors,” said the father, ”waiting breakfast--mortal cross.”
”Curse her crossness,” said George. ”If I were ye, dad, I'd kick her out in the lane next time she got on one of her tantrams.”
A tall woman about forty stepped out of the house as he uttered these words. ”Ye hear what he says, William Hawker,” she said. ”Ye hear what ye're own lawful son says. He'd kick me out in the lane. And ye'd stand there and let him, ye old dog; I don't doubt.”
”Hush, George,” said the old man. ”You don't know what you're saying, boy. Go in, Madge, and don't be a fool; you bring it on yourself.”
The woman turned in a contemptuous way and walked in. She was a very remarkable looking person. Tall and upright, at least six feet high, with swarthy complexion, black eyes, and coal-black hair, looped up loosely in a knot behind. She must have been very beautiful as a young girl, but was now too fierce and hawkish looking, though you would still call her handsome. She was a full-blooded gipsy, of one of the best families, which, however, she totally denied. When I say that she bore the worst of characters morally, and had the reputation besides of being a witch of the highest acquirements,--a sort of double first at Satan's university,--I have said all I need to say about her at present.
These three sat down to breakfast, not before each of them, however, had refreshed themselves with a dram. All the meal through, the old man and Madge were quarrelling with one another, till at length the contest grew so fierce that George noticed it, a thing he very seldom took the trouble to do.
”I tell thee,” said the old man, ”ye'll get no more money this week.
What have 'ee done with the last five pounds?”
George knew well enough, she had given it to him. Many a time did she contrive to let him have a pound or two, and blind the old man as to where it was gone. The day before he had applied to her for some money and she had refused, and in revenge, George had recommended his father to turn her out, knowing that she could hear every word, and little meaning it in reality.
”Ye STINGY OLD BEAST,” she replied, very slowly and distinctly, ”I wish ye were dead and out of the way. I'll be doing it myself some of these odd times.” And looking at him fixedly and pointing her finger, she began the Hebrew alphabet--Aleph, Beth, &c. from the 119th Psalm.
”I won't have it,” screamed the old man. ”Stop, or I'll kill you, I will--! George, you won't see your father took before your eyes. Stop her!”
”Come, quiet, old girl; none of that;” said George, taking her round the waist and putting his hand before her mouth. ”Be reasonable now.”
She continued to look at the old man with a smile of triumph for a short time, and then said, with a queer laugh:
”It's lucky you stopped me. Oh, very lucky indeed. Now, are you going to give the money, you old Jew?”
She had carried the day, and the old man sulkily acquiesced. George went up stairs, and having dressed himself to his taste, got on horseback and rode down to the village, which was about three miles.
This was the day of the Revels, which corresponds pretty well with what is called in other parts of England a pleasure fair; that is to say, although some business might be done, yet it was only a secondary object to amus.e.m.e.nt.
The main village of Drumston was about a mile from the church which I have before noticed, and consisted of a narrow street of cob-houses, whitewashed and thatched, crossing at right angles, by a little stone bridge, over a pretty, clear trout-stream. All around the village, immediately behind the backs of the houses, rose the abrupt red hills, divided into fields by broad oak hedges, thickly set with elms. The water of the stream, intercepted at some point higher up, was carried round the crown of the hills for the purposes of irrigation, which, even at this dead season, showed its advantages by the brilliant emerald green of the tender young gra.s.s on the hill-sides. Drumston, in short, was an excellent specimen of a close, dull, dirty, and, I fear, not very healthy Devons.h.i.+re village in the red country.
On this day the main street, usually in a state of ancle-deep mud six months in the year, was churned and pounded into an almost knee-deep state, by four or five hundred hobnail shoes in search of amus.e.m.e.nt.
The amus.e.m.e.nts were various. Drinking (very popular), swearing (ditto), quarrelling, eating pastry ginger-bread and nuts (female pastime), and looking at a filthy Italian, leading a still more filthy monkey, who rode on a dog (the only honest one of the three). This all day, till night dropped down on a scene of drunkenness and vice, which we had better not seek to look at further. Surely, if ever man was right, old Joey Bender, the methodist shoemaker, was right, when he preached against the revels for four Sundays running, and said roundly that he would sooner see all his congregation leave him and go up to the steeplehouse (church) in a body, than that they should attend such a crying abomination.
The wrestling, the only honest sensible amus.e.m.e.nt to be had, was not in much favour at Drumston. Such wrestling as there was was carried on in a little croft behind the princ.i.p.al of the public-houses, for some trifling prize, given by the publicans. In this place, James Stockbridge and myself had wandered on the afternoon of the day in question, having come down to the revel to see if we could find some one we wanted.
There was a small ring of men watching the performances, and talking, each and all of them, not to his neighbour, or to himself, but to the ambient air, in the most unintelligible Devons.h.i.+re jargon, rendered somewhat more barbarous than usual by intoxication. Frequently one of them would address one of the players in language more forcible than choice, as he applauded some piece of FINESSE, or condemned some clumsiness on the part of the two youths who were struggling about in the centre, under the impression they were wrestling. There were but two moderate wrestlers in the parish, and those two were George Hawker and James Stockbridge. And James and myself had hardly arrived on the ground two minutes, before George, coming up, greeted us.
After a few common-place civilities, he challenged James to play. ”Let us show these m.u.f.fs what play is,” said he; ”it's a disgrace to the county to see such work.”
James had no objection; so, having put on the jackets, they set to work to the great admiration of the bystanders, one of whom, a drunken tinker, expressed his applause in such remarkable language that I mildly asked him to desist, which of course made him worse.
The two wrestlers made very pretty play of it for some time, till James, feinting at some outlandish manoeuvre, put George on his back by a simple trip, akin to scholar's-mate at chess.