Part 2 (2/2)

”No!” cried old John, starting up all alive, ”Have you though? How did you get him? Are you sure it is not a young Jack? Come in and tell us all about it. Only think.”

”The obstinacy and incredulity of you English,” replied the new comer, totally disregarding John's exclamations, and remaining dripping in the doorway, ”far exceeds anything I could have conceived, if I had not witnessed it. If I told you once, I told you twenty times, that I had seen the bird on three distinct occasions in the meadow below Reel's mill; and you each time threw your jacksnipe theory in my face. To-day I marked him down in the bare ground outside Haveldon wood, then ran at full speed up to the jager, and offered him five s.h.i.+llings if he would come down and shoot the bird I showed him. He came, killed the bird in a style that I would give a year's tobacco to be master of, and remarked as I paid him his money, that he would like to get five s.h.i.+llings for every one of those birds he could shoot in summer time.

The jolter-head thought it was a sandpiper, but he wasn't much further out than you with your jacksnipes. Bah!”

”My dear Doctor Mulhaus,” said John mildly, ”I confess myself to have been foolishly incredulous, as to our little place being honoured by such a distinguished stranger as the new snipe. But come in to the fire, and smoke your pipe, while you show me your treasure. Mary, you know, likes tobacco, and Mr. George, I am sure,” he added, in a slightly altered tone, ”will excuse it.”

Mr. George would be charmed. But the Doctor, standing staring at him open-eyed for a moment, demanded in an audible whisper--

”Who the deuce is that?”

”Mr. George Hawker, Doctor, from the Woodlands. I should have thought you had met him before.”

”Never,” replied the Doctor. ”And I don't--and I mean I have had the honour of hearing of him from Stockbridge. Excuse me, sir, a moment. I am going to take a liberty. I am a phrenologist.” He advanced across the room to where George sat, laid his hand on his forehead, and drawing it lightly and slowly back through his black curls, till he reached the nape of his neck, e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed a ”Hah!” which might mean anything, and retired to the fire.

He then began filling his pipe, but before it was filled set it suddenly on the table, and drawing from his coat pocket a cardboard box, exhibited to the delighted eyes of the vicar that beautiful little brown-mottled snipe, which now bears the name of Colonel Sabine, and having lit his pipe, set to work with a tiny penknife and a pot of a.r.s.enical soap, all of which were disinterred from the vast coat-pocket before mentioned, to reduce the plump little bird to a loose ma.s.s of skin and feathers, fit to begin again his new life in death in a gla.s.s-case in some collector's museum.

George Hawker had sat very uneasy since the Doctor's phrenological examination, and every now and then cast fierce angry glances at him from under his lowered eyebrows, talking but little to Mary. But now he grows more uneasy still, for the gate goes again, and still another footfall is heard approaching through the darkness.

”That is James Stockbridge. I should know that step among a thousand.

Whether brus.h.i.+ng through the long gra.s.s of an English meadow in May time, or quietly pacing up and down the orange alley in the New World, between the crimson snow and the blazing west; or treading lightly across the wet ground at black midnight, when the cattle are restless, or the blacks are abroad; or even, I should think, staggering on the slippery deck, when the big grey seas are booming past, and the good s.h.i.+p seems plunging down to destruction.”

He had loved Mary dearly since she was almost a child; but she, poor pretty fool, used to turn him to ridicule, and make him fetch and carry for her like a dog. He was handsomer, cleverer, stronger, and better tempered than George Hawker, and yet she had no eyes for him, or his good qualities. She liked him in a sort of way; nay, it might even be said that she was fond of him. But what she liked better than him was to gratify her vanity, by showing her power over the finest young fellow in the village, and to use him as a foil to aggravate George Hawker. My aunt Betsy (spinster), used to say, that if she were a man, sooner than stand that hussy's airs (meaning Mary's), in the way young Stockbridge did, she'd cut, and run to America, which, in the old lady's estimation, was the last resource left to an unfortunate human creature, before suicide.

As he entered the parlour, John's face grew bright, and he held out his hand to him. The Doctor, too, shoving his spectacles on his forehead, greeted him with a royal salute, of about twenty-one short words; but he got rather a cool reception from the lovers in the window. Mary gave him a quiet good evening, and George hoped with a sneer that he was quite well, but directly the pair were whispering together once more in the shadow of the curtain.

So he sat down between the Doctor and the Vicar. James, like all the rest of us, had a profound respect for the Doctor's learning, and old John and he were as father and son; so a better matched trio could hardly be found in the parish, as they sat there before the cheerful blaze, smoking their pipes.

”A good rain, Jim; a good, warm, kindly rain after the frost,” began the Vicar.

”A very good rain, sir,” replied Jim.

”Some idiots,” said the Doctor, ”take the wing bones out first. Now, my method of beginning at the legs and working forward, is infinitely superior. Yet that a.s.s at Crediton, after I had condescended to show him, persisted his own way was the best.” All this time he was busy skinning his bird.

”How are your Southdowns looking, Jim?” says the Vicar. ”Foot-rot, eh?”

”Well, yes, sir,” says James, ”they always will, you know, in these wet clays. But I prefer 'em to the Leicesters, for all that.”

”How is scapegrace Hamlyn?” asked the Vicar.

”He is very well, sir. He and I have been out with the harriers to-day.”

”Ah! taking you out with the harriers instead of minding his business; just like him. He'll be leading you astray, James, my boy. Young men like you and he, who have come to be their own masters so young, ought to be more careful than others. Besides, you see, both you and Hamlyn being 'squires, have got an example to set to the poorer folks.”

”We are neither of us so rich as some of the farmers, sir.”

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