Part 47 (1/2)
When Bob reached the financial district that day and resumed his quest for work he was ablaze with resentment at himself and at the world in general.
He took up the search with a dogged determination that was quite unlike him. One after another he canva.s.sed his friends for a position, and finally, as if ill fortune could not withstand his fervor, he was successful. It was not much of a job that was offered him, but he snapped at it, and returned home that evening in the best of humor. Already the serious issues of the morning were but a memory; he burst in upon Lorelei like a gale, shouting:
”I'm chalk-boy at Crosset & Meyers, so you can give Bergman your notice to-night.”
”What's the salary?”
”It isn't a salary; it's a humiliation--twenty-five a week is the total insult.”
”Why, Bob! That won't keep two and the family--”
”d.a.m.n the family!” He quieted himself with an effort. ”Well, you give your notice, anyhow. I'll spear the coin for both establishments somehow. Come! I insist. I want to be able to shave myself without blus.h.i.+ng.”
Lorelei's objections were not easily overcome, but at last, in view of the fact that the summer run of the Revue was drawing to a close and the show would soon take to the road, she allowed herself to be persuaded.
Throughout the next week Bob Wharton really tried to make good. He was enthusiastic; the excitement of actual accomplishment was so novel that he had not time to think of liquor. When Sat.u.r.day came and he found himself in possession of honestly earned funds he felt a soul-satisfying ease. He decided to invest his first savings in a present for Lorelei, then a graver sense of responsibility seized him, and he wrote to Mrs. Knight as follows:
MY DEAR MOTHER-IN-NEW-JERSEY-LAW,--Inclosed find five handsome examples of the engraver's skill, same being the result of six industrious days. I know your pa.s.sion for these objets d'art, I appreciate your eagerness to share my father's celebrated collection, and I join you in regrets at your failure to do so.
But remember, ”As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a man.” Take these photogravures, love them, cherish them, share them with the butcher, the baker, the hobble-skirt maker, and console yourself with the thought that, although you have lost much, you have gained something above price in me.
Thine in everlasting fetters,
ROBERT.
Having despatched this missive, he set out to find Jim, for the afternoon was young and he wished to settle his obligations in full. It is well to be systematic; business is largely a matter of system, anyhow, and the tag ends of one week's work should never be allowed to lap over into another.
A round of popular up-town resorts failed to discover Jim, but Bob's search finally brought him to Tony the Barber's shop; and here, in the rear room, he found his brother-in-law playing cards with a pop-eyed youth and a repellent person with a cauliflower ear.
Bob's greeting was hearty. ”Evening, James,” he cried. ”Feel like taking your beating here?”
”Eh? What's the matter?” Jim rose from his chair with a shocked intensity of gaze.
”I'm just cleaning up my affairs for the day of rest, and I've come to return your last call. Alas, James, I am a weak vessel!
Your work was coa.r.s.e, but I fell for it.” To the other occupants of the room he apologized. ”I'm sorry to spoil your little game of authors, but necessity prods me.” He extended a muscular hand for Jim's collar and found it.
Mr. Armistead was of the emotional kind; he leaped to his feet and went to the rescue of his friend; but his first blow was wild.
Seizing a chair, he swung it aloft--a manoeuver which more effectively distracted Bob's attention--but this attack also failed when Bob's fist buried itself in the spongy region of Mr.
Armistead's belt-buckle, and that young man promptly lost all interest in Jimmy Knight's affairs. There had been a time when he might have weathered such a blow, but of late years easy living had left its marks; therefore he sat down heavily, all but missing the chair he had just occupied. His eyes bulged more prominently than usual; he became desperately concerned with a strange difficulty in breathing.
Alert, aggressive, Bob turned to face the man with the swollen ear; but young Sullivan, being a professional fighter, made no capital of amateur affairs, and declined the issue with an upraised palm.
”Friends, eh?” Bob panted.
”Brothers!” heartily e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Sullivan, whereupon Bob foiled Jimmy Knight's short cut for the door and proceeded with the purpose of his call.
It was no difficult matter to chastise Jim, whose spirit was as wretched as his strength; as the wind whips a flag, as a man flaps a dusty garment, so did Bob shake his victim. Jim felt his spine crack and his limbs unjoint. His teeth snapped, he bit his tongue, his heels rattled upon the floor. Bob seemed bent upon shaking the bones from his flesh and the marrow from his bones; but, try as he would, Jim could not prevent the outrage. He struggled, he clawed, he kicked, he yelled; his arms threshed loosely, like the limber appendages to a stuffed figure.
Mr. Armistead, unnaturally pale, remained seated. He emitted harrowing sounds like those made by air leaking into a defective pump. Sullivan looked on with the lively appreciation of a rough- house expert.
When Bob emerged from the rear room he found the barber shop in confusion. Tony was leading a charge at the head of his a.s.sistants, who were supported in turn by the customers; but he fell back at sight of the flushed victor.