Part 27 (1/2)

Stimulated by the knowledge that Varna was occupied by the British we walked the decks openly, flaunting our protean roles of British officers, highly contented men, first-cla.s.s pa.s.sengers, and third-cla.s.s scarecrows.

Like the _Batoum_, the Red Cross s.h.i.+p brought others who began the voyage as semi-stowaways. Commodore Wolkenau had told us in Odessa that among our s.h.i.+pmates would be a certain General from Denikin's army. We found him--a tall, bearded, Grand-Duke-Nicholas-like man--dining in the second-cla.s.s saloon, and wearing a suit of clothes nearly as shabby as our own. To dodge investigation by the Austrian port authorities he had a.s.sumed, with the connivance of the s.h.i.+p's captain, the character of an engineer's mate. The ”engineer” who owned him as mate was in reality a commander of the Russian Imperial Navy, also attached to Denikin's forces. The pair of them were travelling to Salonika, as emissaries of General Denikin, to ask the Franco-British command for arms, ammunition, and financial support.

Another fellow-pa.s.senger was a former lieutenant of the Russian navy, who, since the German occupation of Sevastopol, had been acting as an agent of the Allies. He carried a complete list of the German and Austrian s.h.i.+ps and submarines in the Black Sea, and details of the coast defences.

The three days' voyage was uneventful. The Black Sea remained at its smoothest. A pleasant sun harmonized with the good-will and friendliness of all on board, and with our deep content, as we continued to tread on air and impatient expectation. A Bulgarian destroyer pranced out to meet us, and led the vessel through the devious minefields and into the miniature, toy-like harbour of Varna.

The Bulgarian authorities imposed a four days' quarantine upon all pa.s.sengers; but the general, the naval commander, and the Franco-British agent joined with us in avoiding this delay by sending ash.o.r.e a collective note to the French naval officer who controlled the port. As at Odessa, we rowed ash.o.r.e with our complete luggage wrapped in two newspapers, each of which contained a toothbrush, a revolver, some cartridges, a comb, a razor, a spare s.h.i.+rt, a spare collar, and a few handkerchiefs.

Outside the docks a British trooper in dusty khaki, shoulder-badged with the name of a famous yeomanry regiment, pa.s.sed at a gallop. The sight of him sent an acute thrill through me, for he was a symbol of all that I had missed since the day when I woke up to find myself pinned beneath the wreck of an aeroplane, on a hillside near Shechem.

White looked after him, hungrily. He had been among the Turks for three years, and since capture this was his first sight of a British Tommy on duty.

”How about it?” I asked.

”I don't know. Somehow it makes me feel nohow in general, and anyhow in particular.”

We reported to the British general commanding the force of occupation, and gladly delivered ourselves of information about Odessa for the benefit of his Intelligence Officer. At the hotel occupied by the staff there were preliminary doubts of whether such hobo-like ragam.u.f.fins could be British officers; but our knowledge of army shop-talk, of the cuss words fas.h.i.+onable a year earlier, and of the chorus of ”Good-bye-ee” soon convinced the neatly uniformed members of the mess that we really were lost lambs waiting to be reintroduced to rations, drinks, and the field cas.h.i.+er.

For many days our extravagant shabbiness stood in the way of a complete realization that we were no longer underdogs of the fortune of war, but had come back into our own. Bulgarian officers, their truculence in no way impaired by their country's downfall, wanted us to leave our first-cla.s.s carriage on the way to Sofia. Outside Sofia station it was impossible to hire a cab, for no cabman would credit us with the price of a fare. The staff of the British Mission, to whom we gave reams of reports, tried their politest not to laugh outright at our clothes, but broke down before the green-and-yellow check waistcoat, many sizes too large, which White had received from a British civilian in Odessa.

Even the real Ford car, lent us by the British Mission for the journey to Salonika, failed to establish a sense of dignity. Once, when we stopped on the road near a British column, the driver was asked who were his pals the tramps.

We drove joyously down the Struma valley and through the Kreshna and Ruppel pa.s.ses, still littered with the debris of the Bulgarian retreat.

Rusted remnants of guns lolled on the slopes descending to the river.

Broken carts, twisted motor-lorries, horse and oxen skeletons--all the flotsam of a broken army--mottled the roadside. In the rocky sides of the mountain pa.s.ses were great clefts from which dislodged boulders had hurtled down on the Bulgarian columns when British aeroplanes helped the retreat with bomb-dropping. We pa.s.sed through the scraggy uplands of Lower Macedonia, and so to Salonika.

The real Ford car halted in the imposing grounds that surrounded the imposing building occupied by British General Headquarters at Salonika.

As we climbed the steps leading to the front door, warmly expectant of a welcome by reason of our information from South Russia, an orderly pointed out that this entrance was reserved for Big Noises and By-No-Means-Little Noises. We swerved aside, and entered an unpretentious side-door, labelled ”Officers Only.”

”Wojer want?” asked a c.o.c.kney Tommy, who sat at a desk inside it.

”We want to report to Major Greentabs, of the Intelligence Department.”

The Tommy looked not-too-contemptuously at our sunken cheeks, our shapeless hats, our torn, creased, mud-spotted tatterdemalion clothes, and almost admiringly at White's check waistcoat.

”Nah, look 'ere, civvies,” he instructed, ”yer speak English well inuf.

Carncher read it? The notice says 'Officers Only', an' it means only officers. Dagoes 'ave ter use the yentrance rahnd the corner, so aht _yew_ go, double quick.”

That day Salonika gave itself up to revelry by reason of an unfounded report that an armistice had been signed on the Western front. One of the celebrators was a certain 2nd-cla.s.s air mechanic of the Royal Air Force. We stopped him in the street, and asked the way to R.A.F.

headquarters. Beatifically he breathed whiskied breath at me as he stared in unsteady surprise.

”George,” he called to his companion, ”the war's over--_hic_--and here's two English blokes in civvies. Want to join the Royal Air Force, they do.” Then, tapping me on the chest--”Don't you join the Royal Air Force. We're a rotten lot.”

Armed with signed certificates of ident.i.ty we went to the officers'