Part 66 (1/2)

Austin could never find out about this.

Holding the zipper clear of stray feathers, he quickly closed it.

The squawk was remarkably loud. Half a dozen heads turned toward him.

”Just caught my basilisk in the zipper,” he explained, threw the bag over his shoulder and hurried for the door, his ears so hot he was sure they were leaving a thermal trail behind them.

Dean listened to the flat, definitive click in disbelief and then turned the key again, just in case. Another click followed by a silence so complete he could hear feathers being rearranged in the hockey bag now tucked behind the seats. ”I don't believe this. The battery's dead.”

”You were gone for a long time; I got bored.” Austin licked his shoulder. ”I was listening to the radio.”

”But I have the keys, and you couldn't use a key if you had one.” Click. Nothing. ”How did you even turn the electrical system on?”

”It's a cat thing.”

He laid his head against the steering wheel and jerked it back almost immediately as the black plastic branded the arc of its upper curve into his skin. ”You're telling me cats can hot wire cars, then?”

”Don't be ridiculous,” Austin snapped. ”This is a truck.”

”Right.” Because that was all the explanation he was ever going to get. Okay. He got out of the truck and stared across the parking lot, watching the heated air rise up off the asphalt and s.h.i.+mmer like a curtain between worlds. If only it was that easy. Kevin had borrowed his jumper cables back in March and never returned them. He'd be smacking the buddy upside the head for that come Sat.u.r.day, but it wasn't going to do him any good now. A basilisk, a talking cat, and a dead battery walk into a bar . . .

Turning his back on the minivans, he banged his head against the hood of truck.

”You look like you're having a bad day. Is there something I can do to help?”

She was about his age, her name was Mary, she was up from the States for a music festival, and she had, not only a set of jumper cables, but a set long enough to reach from her battery to his. ”My brother bought them for me,” she told him tossing a waist-length braid back over her shoulder as she efficiently hooked the two vehicles together. ”There, try it now.”

The truck turned over on the first attempt. Dean hit the parking brake, put it in neutral, and got out to help Mary coil her cables.

”Is that your cat?” she asked as Austin put his paws up on the dashboard and peered out at them.

”Not exactly.”

”Ah.” She nodded wisely. ”Your girlfriend's cat. You have the look of a man in over his head.”

As she bent to put the cables in the trunk, Dean was horrified to see the hockey bag rise up from behind the seats and attempt to take flight. He gestured wildly at Austin, who made a rude gesture in return just as the bag slid forward, hit the seat, and knocked Austin's feet out from under him. On the bright side, bag and cat were out of sight by the time Mary turned. Dean thanked her in a hurry, shook her hand, yanked his feet out of the tar, and dove back into the truck.

The bag was on the floor on the pa.s.senger side. Austin was on the bag, smacking random bits of covered basilisk. ”I'm getting too old for this kind of ...” A fast right, quickly followed by a left hook, quelled an incipient uprising. ”... s.h.i.+t.”

”If you hadn't run down my battery, we'd be home by now!”

”Oh, so it's my fault you had to be rescued by a girl?”

”Yeah. It is. Your fault.” He glanced up, noticed Mary frowning at him, waved, put the truck in gear, and started for home. In over his head. That pretty much summed up his life of late.

He needed Claire back in the worst way.

Sam knew he was supposed to be calm, cool, and collected, although he had no idea of just what he was supposed to collect. He knew that he, as a cat, should be an example of self-confident serenity to the horde of mall elves, armed and armored from sporting goods, who were about to go into battle against the forces of evil.

Sporting goods aside, this wasn't going to be battle by Disney.