Part 58 (1/2)

Bast nodded, gold ring swinging as she flicked her ear. ”I believe you. After three thousand years, this Meryat would have to absorb a truly powerful ka, the ka of a Keeper, say, in order to have enough strength to rip the veil between the world of the living and the world of the dead.”

The pieces began to fall together. If Meryat would be that strong after absorbing the ka of a Keeper . . . ”She's waiting for me to return to the guest house. Dean's safe enough until I get back, and then she'll take him in order to take me.”

”I can stop her.”

Claire turned to glare at Lance. ”You're not there. And unless you get a grip on your thought processes, you may never be there!”

”That's not our concern,” Bast pointed out a little sharply.

Right. Don't ignore the cat G.o.ddess . . .

”No, it's not your concern, and I apologize for taking up your time. If you can point us to a door, we'll be on our way.”

Anubis pointed over Claire's shoulder.

Right. ”A smaller door?”

”That's the only door in the Hall of Osiris and only Osiris himself can open it. If you were dead, we'd take you before Osiris to be judged, but since you're not dead...” His muzzle wrinkled as he tried to work it out.

Bast sighed. ”Dead or alive, it doesn't matter; in order to leave the Hall, they have to be taken before Osiris.”

”But we're only supposed to escort the dead. We could kill them,” he added, looking hopeful. At least Claire thought it was hopeful; she wasn't too good at reading jackal physiognomy.

”Or we could just escort them to Osiris and let him work it out.”

”I'd be honored to meet the Lord Osiris!” Lance declared, striding half a dozen quick steps forward and five back. ”He'd appreciate my plan for dealing with Meryat! I could show him my thesis! No, wait.” He bounced up and down on the b.a.l.l.s of his feet. ”I don't have my thesis with me!”

”Does he exclaim everything he says?” Bast asked Claire her ears slightly saddled.

”Pretty much.”

”We could just kill him if you like. No bother.”

Without Lance, the next door would take her back to the mall. The door after that, back to Dean. ”Thank you for the offer.” And she meant that sincerely. ”It's tempting, but Lance knows how to deal with Meryat and besides, that whole Keeper thing, I'm not allowed to have even the most irritating Bystander put down.”

”Pity.”

”Sometimes.”

It was a long walk to the other end of the Hall. The tiles were cool underfoot and it would have been a pleasant journey but for the heavy scent of embalming spices in the air and the sound of distant lamentation that started up the moment they'd both left the squares of red tile. At that, the lamentations were preferable to Lance's running commentary on the Egyptian afterlife.

When Bast's ears flattened against her skull, Claire grabbed Lance by his much less indicative ear and yanked his head down beside hers. ”I've come to realize that telling you to shut up doesn't work, so instead I want you to remember everything you've ever heard about the dangers of p.i.s.sing off G.o.ds.” Not to mention cats. ”Remember that the G.o.ds are invariably described as cruel and capricious and remember that everything you've ever learned about them is true.”

”But a lot of the information contradicts . . .”

”Doesn't matter.”

”But . . .”

”It's all true.”