Part 90 (1/2)

”It ain't eatin' time yet.”

”But--Gee! ain't I a invalid?”

”Sure! Consequently you must be fed slow an' cautious.”

”Oh, fudge! What's th' good of a guy bein' a invalid if a guy can't feed when he wants to?”

”What's a hundred an' ninety-one from twenty-three?” enquired Mrs.

Trapes.

”Skidoo!” murmured Spike sulkily. But after Mrs. Trapes had subtracted and added busily he spoke again.

”You ain't such a bad old gink--sometimes,” he conceded.

”Gink?” said Mrs. Trapes, glaring.

”I mean you can be a real daisy when you want to.”

”Can I?”

”Sure! Sometimes you can be so kind an' nice I like you a whole lot!”

”Is that so?”

”You bet it is--honest Injun.”

”Arthur, if it's that pie you want--”

”It ain't!”

”Well, what is it?”

”How d' ye know I want anything?”

”Oh, I just guess, maybe.”

”Well, say--if you could cop me one o' Geoff's cigarettes--one o' them with gold letterin' onto 'em--”

”You mean--thieve you one!”

”Why, no, a cigarette ain't thievin'. Say, now, dear old Trapesy, I'm jest dyin' for a gasper!”

”Well, you go on dyin', an' I'll set right here an' watch how you do it.”

”If I was t' die you'd be sorry for this, I reckon.”

”Anyway, I'd plant some flowers on you, my lad, an' keep your lonely grave nice--”

”Huh!” sniffed Spike, ”a lot o' good that 'ud do me when I was busy pus.h.i.+n' up th' daisies. It's what I want now that matters.”

”An' what you want now, Arthur, is a rod of iron--good 'n' heavy.