Part 2 (1/2)
Our acquaintance with the janitor was not, as yet, definite. I had met her once or twice informally, it is true, but as yet we could not be said to have reached any basis of understanding. As to her appearance, she was brawny and Irish, with a forbidding countenance. She had a husband whom we never saw--he being employed outside--but whose personality, nevertheless, became a factor in our subsequent relations.
Somehow, we instinctively avoided the people below stairs, as cats do canines, though we had no traditions concerning janitors, and we are naturally the most friendly and democratic people in the world.
Matters went on very well for a time. We congratulated ourselves every morning on how nice and handy everything was, now that we were once settled, and laughed over our recent difficulties. The Precious Ones were in their glory. They had appropriated the little four-by-six closet back of the kitchen--it had been shown to us as a servant's room--and presently we heard them playing ”dumb waiter,” ”janitor,” ”locker-locker door,” ”laying matting,” and other new and entertaining games incidental to a new life and conditions. The weather remained warm for a time, and it was all novel and interesting. We added almost daily to our household effects, and agreed that we had been lucky in securing so pleasant and so snug a nest.
But one morning when we awoke it was cold. It was early October, but there was a keen frosty feeling in the air that sent us s.h.i.+vering to the kitchen range, wondering if steam would be coming along presently. It did not come, and after breakfast I went down to interview our janitor on the subject.
I could see that she was not surprised at my errand. The incident of the gas supply had prepared her for any further eccentricity on my part. She merely waited with mild interest to hear what I really could do when I tried. Then she remarked tersely:--
”Yez get steam on the fifteenth.”
”Quite so,” I a.s.sented, ”but it's cold to-day. We may not want it on the fifteenth. We do want it now.”
These facts did not seem to impress her.
”Yez get steam on the fifteenth,” she repeated, with even more decision, and I could tell from her manner that the interview was closed.
I went back to where the Little Woman was getting breakfast (she had laughed at the idea of a servant in our dainty little nest) and during the morning she and the Precious Ones hugged the kitchen range. In the afternoon the sun looked in at our parlor windows and made the room cheerful for an hour. Then it went out behind the precipitous hillside park opposite, and with the chill shadow that crept up over our windows came a foreboding that was bad for the romance and humor of the situation. It had been like a spiritless Arctic day.
In the evening we crept to the kitchen range; and we hibernated there, more or less, while the cold spell lasted. It was warm by the fifteenth, but on that day, in the hours of early dawn, we were awakened by a Wagnerian overture in the steam radiators. It became an anvil chorus ere long and there was no more sleep. By breakfast time we had all the things open that we could get open to let in fresh air and we were shouting to each other above the din and smell of the new pipes. We made allowance, of course, for the fact that things _were_ new, and we said we were glad there would be enough heat in cold weather, anyway, by which you will see how really innocent we were in those days.
It grew cold in earnest by November first. And then, all at once, the gold-painted radiators, as if they had shown what they could do and were satisfied, seemed to lose enthusiasm. Now and then in the night, when we didn't want it, they would remember and start a little movement Fromm the Gotterdammerung, but by morning they seemed discouraged again and during the day they were of fitful and unresponsive temperature.
At last I went once more to the janitor, though with some hesitation, I confess. I don't know why. I am not naturally timid, and usually demand and obtain the rights of ordinary citizens.h.i.+p. Besides, I was ignorant then of janitorial tyranny as the accepted code. It must have been instinct. I said:--
”What's the matter with our heat up-stairs?”
She answered:--
”An' it's what's the matter with yer heat, is it? Well, thin, an' what _is_ the matter with yer heat up-stairs?”
She said this, and also looked at me, as if she thought our heat might be afflicted with the mumps or measles or have a hare lip, and as if I was to blame for it.
”The matter is that we haven't got any,” I said, getting somewhat awakened.
She looked at me fully a minute this time.
”Yez haven't got any! Yez haven't got any heat! An' here comes the madam from the top floor yesterday, a bilin' over, an' sayin that they're sick with _too much_ heat. What air yez, then, sallymandhers?”
”But yesterday isn't to-day,” I urged, ”and I'm not the woman on the top floor. We're just the people on the first floor and we're cold. We want heat, not comparisons.”
I wonder now how I was ever bold enough to say these things. It was my ignorance, of course. I would not dream of speaking thus disrespectfully to a janitor to-day. I had a dim idea at the time that the landlord had something to do with his own premises, and that if heat were not forthcoming I could consult him and get action in the matter. I know better than that, now, and my enlightenment on this point was not long delayed.
It was about twelve o'clock that night, I think, that we were aroused by a heart-breaking, furniture-smas.h.i.+ng disturbance. At first I thought murder was being done on our doorstep. Then I realized that it was below us. I sat up in bed, my hair p.r.i.c.kling. The Little Woman, in the next room with the Precious Ones, called to me in a voice that was full of emotion. I answered, ”s.h.!.+”
Then we both sat still in the dark while our veins grew icy. Somebody below was begging and pleading for mercy, while somebody else was commanding quiet in a voice that meant bloodshed as an alternative. At intervals there was a fierce struggle, mingled with destruction and hair-lifting language.
Was the janitor murdering her husband? Or could it be that it was the other way, and that tardy justice had overtaken the janitor--that, at the hands of her husband or some outraged tenant, she was meeting a well-merited doom? Remembering her presence and muscular proportions I could not hope that this was possible.
The Little Woman whispered tremblingly that we ought to do something. I whispered back that I was quite willing she should, if she wanted to, but that for my own part I had quit interfering in Hibernian domestic difficulties some years since. In the morning I would complain to the landlord of our service. I would stand it no longer.