Part 34 (1/2)
”You can make clothes afterward just as well as before,” said Tom. ”I feel that as long as I'm not married I belong to the Governor--I mean my father,” he explained to Lou; ”but as soon as I am married I'll be my own--well, I might say my own boss.” Archly Lou looked at him and he added: ”Unless you are to be my boss. And you can, I tell you that.”
”I have devised a charming plan,” said Mrs. Mayfield. ”We'll all be married up there on the top of the hill among the vines. Won't that be romantic? No church, no hot house flowers, but blossoms still alive, with humming birds sipping their honey. We'll make of it a marriage May day, to be lived over in after years; and we'll have a picture painted of the scene, nature's altar; and in the twilight of many a summer's day we'll muse over it, growing old.”
”Auntie, I accept your romance now,” Tom replied. ”You have infected us all and make us almost unnatural with happiness.”
”But now we'd better go to the house,” Jim suggested. ”It is about time for the preacher to come and we don't want to keep him waiting. Ma'm, I--”
”Are you calling me ma'm, again?”
”It was to remind myself of a time when I wasn't so happy and to make myself doubly happy now by the reminder.”
Coupling off and hand in hand they walked toward the house, ceremonious beyond naturalness in acting out the spirit summoned by a woman steeped in the essences of high-flown books. ”The trumpet,” she said when they heard Margaret's dinner horn, and not even Tom, who could have recalled many a rakish bout of a Sat.u.r.day night and many an unholy laugh in church of a Sunday, dared to smile at her. ”You've caught me all right, auntie, and I'm strutting like a bantam c.o.c.k in the spring of the year.”
”But don't destroy it all by saying so,” she replied, pressing close to Jim and peering round into his face.
Jasper and Margaret were waiting for them, at the table; and again Margaret was never so surprised as when she heard that they were at that moment expecting the arrival of the preacher. She did not quite approve of the hill-top marriage plan. Better would it have suited her purpose to parade the double wedding at Dry Fork, to s.h.i.+ne in the presence of neighbors. But Jasper, expecting trouble, was in favor of the speediest method. ”Miz Mayfield is the manager of the whole affair,” said he.
”Ma'm, have some of these here snap beans, b'iled with as brown a piece of bacon as you ever seed. What, Margaret, ain't a cryin'?”
”Of course a man would never cry on an occasion of this here sort,” she whimpered. ”You don't stop to think that our daughter is a goin' to leave us--it don't seem to make no diffunce to you.”
”Wall, not as much diffunce as if she had loved him an' he hadn't loved her. Jim, I reckon here's about as fine a piece of co'n bread as you ever smacked yo' mouth on, white meal ground slow.”
Margaret's keen ears heard a halloa at the gate. ”Thar's the preacher,”
she said. ”An' goodness me, we ain't got a bite fitten for a preacher to eat.” Jasper got up to meet the minister. ”Fetch him in anyhow, Jasper.
'Pears like we ain't never fixed for nuthin'.”
Jasper went out and into the dining-room conducted the horse-trading preacher. He shook hands with everyone, sat down, and, hungry from his ride, began to help himself. ”Just married a couple over in the Spice Bush neighborhood,” said he, receiving from Jasper a slab of the brown bacon. ”Yes, the widow Doxey and old John Towson. This is good meat, brother Starbuck--smoked with hickory wood, I reckon.”
”Yes, hick'ry an' sa.s.s'fra.s.s. I reckon you pick up a good many weddin's along about this time of the year.”
”Well, a pretty fair sprinkling.”
”So Miz Doxey finally cotch old John,” said Jasper and his wife declared she wouldn't make light of it. ”Light of it? She weighs two forty if she weighs a ounce. Oh, I knowd John would git her as soon as I seed him a puttin' them green blinds on his house. Ma'm, nothin' round here ketches a widow woman like green blinds. Swoppin' any hosses lately, Brother Fetterson?”
”Traded off a nag yesterday. Didn't know but I might strike a swop with you to-day.”
”Why,” Margaret spoke up, knowing that in the combat of a horse trade, time would sail like a summer's cloud over the heads of the two men, ”you haven't come to trade stock, but to marry these folks.”
”Oh, that won't take long,” Brother Fetterson replied. ”Have you got that sorrel yet, Brother Starbuck?”
”She's out thar in the lot now, as slick as a mole.”
”This is to be a double wedding,” said Mrs. Mayfield, ”and on the hill-top, among the vines.”
”A right pretty idea, Miss. Now this hoss I'm a riding, Brother Starbuck, is a single footer, in fine condition and can run a quarter with the best of them.”
”I hearn that you swopped tuther day with Dave Somer's an' the hoss died durin' of the night,” said Jasper. ”Is that so?”