Volume Ii Part 26 (2/2)

I met four chaps yon birks amang, Wi' hanging lugs and faces lang; I spier'd at neighbour Bauldy Strang, Wha 's they I see?

Quoth he, Ilk cream-faced, pawky chiel'

Thinks himsel' cunnin' as the deil, And here they cam awa' to steal Jenny's bawbee.

The first, a Captain to his trade, Wi' ill-lined skull, but back weel clade, March'd round the barn, and by the shed, And papped on his knee: Quoth he, My G.o.ddess, nymph, and queen, Your beauty 's dazzled baith my e'en!

Though ne'er a beauty he had seen But Jenny's bawbee.

A Norland Laird neist trotted up, Wi' bawsint naig and siller whup; Cried--There 's my beast, lad, haud the grup, Or tie it to a tree.

What 's gowd to me? I 've wealth o' lan', Bestow on ane o' worth your han': He thought to pay what he was awn Wi' Jenny's bawbee.

A Lawyer neist, wi' bleth'rin' gab, Wha speeches wove like ony wab; O' ilk ane's corn aye took a dab, And a' for a fee; Accounts he owed through a' the toun, And tradesmen's tongues nae mair could drown; But now he thought to clout his goun Wi' Jenny's bawbee.

Quite spruce, just frae the was.h.i.+n' tubs, A fool came neist; but life has rubs; Foul were the roads, and fu' the dubs, And jaupit a' was he: He danced up, squintin' through a gla.s.s, And grinn'd, i' faith, a bonnie la.s.s!

He thought to win, wi' front o' bra.s.s, Jenny's bawbee.

She bade the laird gae kaim his wig, The sodger not to strut sae big, The lawyer not to be a prig; The fool he cried, Te-hee!

I kenn'd that I could never fail!

But she pinn'd the dishclout to his tail, And soused him frae the water-pail, And kept her bawbee.

Then Johnnie came, a lad o' sense, Although he had na mony pence; And took young Jenny to the spence, Wi' her to crack a wee.

Now Johnnie was a clever chiel', And here his suit he press'd sae weel That Jenny's heart grew saft as jeel, And she birl'd her bawbee.[99]

[99] The last stanza does not appear in the original version of the song; it is here added from Allan Cunningham's collection. The idea of the song, Cunningham remarks, was probably suggested to the author by an old fragment, which still lives among the peasantry:--

”And a' that e'er my Jenny had, My Jenny had, my Jenny had, A' that e'er my Jenny had, Was ae bawbee.

There 's your plack and my plack, And your plack and my plack, And my plack and your plack, And Jenny's bawbee.

We 'll put it in the pint stoup, The pint stoup, the pint stoup, We 'll put it in the pint stoup, And birl 't a' three.”

JENNY DANG THE WEAVER.[100]

At Willie's weddin' o' the green, The la.s.ses, bonnie witches, Were busked out in ap.r.o.ns clean, And snaw-white Sunday mutches; Auld Mysie bade the lads tak' tent, But Jock wad na believe her; But soon the fool his folly kent, For Jenny dang the weaver.

In ilka country dance and reel Wi' her he wad be babbin'; When she sat down, then he sat down, And till her wad be gabbin'; Where'er she gaed, or b.u.t.t or ben, The coof wad never leave her, Aye cacklin' like a clockin' hen, But Jenny dang the weaver.

Quoth he, My la.s.s, to speak my mind, In troth I needna swither, Ye 've bonnie e'en, and, gif ye 're kind, I needna court anither!

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