Chapter 27 (1/2)

CHAPTER 27: WHAT IF WOMEN WATCH P**N

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Editor: Caelath

Before I could enjoy myself, Saozi’s head lurched back. Her face was on fire, and she whispered, “Little b.a.s.t.a.r.d!”

The sales employee briskly walked up to usand said, “Excuse me, our store doesn’t allow excessive intimacy between customers, please stop.”

Saozi glared at me, and looked like she wanted nothing more than to dig a hole to bury herself in. After paying for the shoes in a hurry, we left the shop.

Along the way, I kept trying to explain to Saozi for fear that she had misunderstood it as intentional.

“Hmph, then why don’t you tell me why you were hard all of a sudden?” Tangsao interrogated as she strode forwards.

I couldn’t think of an excuse to that question, so I admitted the truth. “Saozi, when you were kneeling down, your cleavage was completely exposed. I couldn’t control myself upon first glance.”

The corners of her lips curved upwards, revealing a stunning smile. A light of satisfaction shone in her eyes, and I felt that Saozi either already knew my answer and wanted to hear it from my mouth.

“Tch, then are you always hard around Liu Jie?” Saozi pursed her lips disapprovingly.

“Nope, not at all. Her attractiveness can’t be compared to yours at all.” I shook my head. Honestly, though, I was speaking from my heart. Saozi had an indescribably tempting aura around her; by the time you looked at her once, any guy would start daydreaming. Of course, I was no exception.

If we were to use alcohol as an example, Liu Jie would be a refres.h.i.+ng gla.s.s of pineapple beer*, while Tangsao would be a fiery, aromatic, and unforgettable shot of aged vodka. One sip would send you soaring into the heavens.

“Hmph, is there honey smeared on your tongue or something? It’s no wonder that you managed to snag yourself a young lady of high status. I’m in a good mood, so I won’t bring up what happened anymore.” She smirked, and then told me I needed a phone so we could communicate more easily.

I didn’t want her to pay for me, but she kept insisting. We walked into a store and looked around in the lobby. Saozi was going to buy an expensive one for me, but I didn’t let her and randomly picked a thousand-yuan smartphone*. She registered a phone number for me along the way.

*Two hundred USD. Fun fact, Chinese smartphones nowadays are really a bang for their buck. Most of the ones around three hundred USD have their screens extended to the corners just like the iPhone X, and they’re as big as the new Galaxy S-Pluses.

When we got in the car, Saozi shared a couple of p.o.r.n sites with me that were chock-full of shameless material. She even reminded me that I could use them to “release my hormones” properly.

I was rather turned off by the whole ordeal. It was quite a sight to see Saozi, a steady housewife, send me p.o.r.n links that she had bookmarked herself.

“Ahem, Saozi, can I ask you a question?” I couldn’t hold back my curiosity.

“Ah?’”

“I have… reactions when I watch AVs, do you?” This question had been bothering me for a while now. Though I pa.s.sed biology with decent marks, the teacher had never taught us anything like this before.

“Mm, it feels… itchy.” Her face reddened a little, and her voice had dropped.

“Then, do you rub at it?” My heart thumped.