Part 22 (1/2)

”We must go an' look for it. There isn't another.”

”Not me,” said Pyecroft from his seat. ”Out pinnace, Hinch, an' creep for it. It won't be more than five miles back.”

The two men, with bowed heads, moved up the road.

”Look like etymologists, don't they? Does she decant her innards often, so to speak?” Pyecroft asked.

I told him the true tale of a race-full of ball bearings strewn four miles along a Hamps.h.i.+re road, and by me recovered in detail. He was profoundly touched.

”Poor Hinch! Poor--poor Hinch!” he said. ”And that's only one of her little games, is it? He'll be homesick for the Navy by night.”

When the search-party doubled back with the missing screw, it was Hinchcliffe who replaced it in less than five minutes, while my engineer looked on admiringly.

”Your boiler's only seated on four little paperclips,” he said, crawling from beneath her. ”She's a wicker-willow lunch-basket below. She's a runnin' miracle. Have you had this combustible spirit-lamp long?”

I told him.

”And yet you were afraid to come into the _Nightmare's_ engine-room when we were runnin' trials!”

”It's all a matter of taste,” Pyecroft volunteered. ”But I will say for you, Hinch, you've certainly got the hang of her steamin' gadgets in quick time.”

He was driving her very sweetly, but with a worried look in his eye and a tremor in his arm.

”She don't seem so answer her helm somehow,” he said.

”There's a lot of play to the steering-gear,” said my engineer. ”We generally tighten it up every few miles.”

”'Like me to stop now? We've run as much as one mile and a half without incident,” he replied tartly.

”Then you're lucky,” said my engineer, bristling in turn.

”They'll wreck the whole turret out o' nasty professional spite in a minute,” said Pyecroft. ”That's the worst o' machinery. Man dead ahead, Hinch--semaphorin' like the flags.h.i.+p in a fit!”

”Amen!” said Hinchcliffe. ”Shall I stop, or shall I cut him down?”

He stopped, for full in the centre of the Linghurst Road stood a person in pepper-and-salt raiment (ready-made), with a brown telegraph envelope in his hands.

”Twenty-three and a half miles an hour,” he began, weighing a small beam- engine of a Waterbury in one red paw. ”From the top of the hill over our measured quarter-mile--twenty-three and a half.”

”You manurial gardener----” Hinchcliffe began. I prodded him warningly from behind, and laid the other hand on Pyecroft's stiffening knee.

”Also--on information received--drunk and disorderly in charge of a motor-car--to the common danger--two men like sailors in appearance,”

the man went on.

”Like sailors! ... That's Agg's little _roose_. No wonder he smiled at us,” said Pyecroft.

”I've been waiting for you some time,” the man concluded, folding up the telegram.

”Who's the owner?”