Part 19 (2/2)

”Twenty-five,” said that loyal man.

”Easy to run?”

”No; very difficult,” was the emphatic answer.

”That just shows that you ain't fit for your rating. D'you suppose that a man who earns his livin' by runnin' 30-knot destroyers for a parstime--for a parstime, mark you!--is going to lie down before any blighted land- crabbing steam-pinnace on springs?”

Yet that was what he did. Directly under the car he lay and looked upward into pipes--petrol, steam, and water--with a keen and searching eye.

I telegraphed Mr. Pyecroft a question.

”Not--in--the--least,” was the answer. ”Steam gadgets always take him that way. We had a bit of a riot at Parsley Green through his tryin' to show a traction-engine haulin' gipsy-wagons how to turn corners.”

”Tell him everything he wants to know,” I said to the engineer, as I dragged out a rug and spread it on the roadside.

”_He_ don't want much showing,” said the engineer. Now, the two men had not, counting the time we took to stuff our pipes, been together more than three minutes.

”This,” said Pyecroft, driving an elbow back into the deep verdure of the hedge-foot, ”is a little bit of all right. Hinch, I shouldn't let too much o' that hot muckings drop in my eyes, Your leaf's up in a fortnight, an'

you'll be wantin' 'em.”

”Here!” said Hinchcliffe, still on his back, to the engineer. ”Come here and show me the lead of this pipe.” And the engineer lay down beside him.

”That's all right,” said Mr. Hinchcliffe, rising. ”But she's more of a bag of tricks than I thought. Uns.h.i.+p this superstructure aft”--he pointed to the back seat--”and I'll have a look at the forced draught.”

The engineer obeyed with alacrity. I heard him volunteer the fact that he had a brother an artificer in the Navy.

”They couple very well, those two,” said Pyecroft critically, while Hinchcliffe sniffed round the asbestos-lagged boiler and turned on gay jets of steam.

”Now take me up the road,” he said. My man, for form's sake, looked at me.

”Yes, take him,” I said. ”He's all right.”

”No, I'm not,” said Hinchcliffe of a sudden--”not if I'm expected to judge my water out of a little shaving-gla.s.s.”

The water-gauge of that steam-car was reflected on a mirror to the right of the dashboard. I also had found it inconvenient.

”Throw up your arm and look at the gauge under your armpit. Only mind how you steer while you're doing it, or you'll get ditched!” I cried, as the car ran down the road.

”I wonder!” said Pyecroft, musing. ”But, after all, it's your steamin'

gadgets he's usin' for his libretto, as you might put it. He said to me after breakfast only this mornin' 'ow he thanked his Maker, on all fours, that he wouldn't see nor smell nor thumb a runnin' bulgine till the nineteenth prox. Now look at him Only look at 'im!”

We could see, down the long slope of the road, my driver surrendering his seat to Hinchcliffe, while the car flickered generously from hedge to hedge.

”What happens if he upsets?”

”The petrol will light up and the boiler may blow up.”

”How rambunkshus! And”--Pyecroft blew a slow cloud--”Agg's about three hoops up this mornin', too.”

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