Part 13 (1/2)

”Was that your first collision?”

”Yes.” I shook hands with him in silence, and our tow hailed us.

”Aie! yeou little man-o'-war!” The voice rose m.u.f.fled and wailing. ”After us've upped trawl, us'll be glad of a tow. Leave line just slack abaout as 'tis now, and kip a good fine look-out be'ind 'ee.”

”There's an accommodatin' blighter for you!” said Pyecroft. ”Where does he expect we'll be, with these currents evolutin' like sailormen at the Agricultural Hall?”

I left the bridge to watch the wire-rope at the stern as it drew out and smacked down upon the water. By what instinct or guidance 267 kept it from fouling her languidly flapping propeller, I cannot tell. The fog now thickened and thinned in streaks that bothered the eyes like the glare of intermittent flash-lamps; by turns granting us the vision of a sick sun that leered and fled, or burying all a thousand fathom deep in gulfs of vapours. At no time could we see the trawler though we heard the click of her windla.s.s, the jar of her trawl-beam, and the very flap of the fish on her deck. Forward was Pyecroft with the lead; on the bridge Moorshed pawed a Channel chart; aft sat I, listening to the whole of the British Mercantile Marine (never a keel less) returning to England, and watching the fog-dew run round the bight of the tow back to its mother-fog.

”Aie! yeou little man-o'-war! We'm done with trawl. You can take us home if you know the road.”

”Right O!” said Moorshed. ”We'll give the fishmonger a run for his money.

Whack her up, Mr. Hinchcliffe.”

The next few hours completed my education. I saw that I ought to be afraid, but more clearly (this was when a liner hooted down the back of my neck) that any fear which would begin to do justice to the situation would, if yielded to, incapacitate me for the rest of my days. A shadow of spread sails, deeper than the darkening twilight, brooding over us like the wings of Azrael (Pyecroft said she was a Swede), and, miraculously withdrawn, persuaded me that there was a working chance that I should reach the beach--any beach--alive, if not dry; and (this was when an economical tramp laved our port-rail with her condenser water) were I so spared, I vowed I would tell my tale worthily.

Thus we floated in s.p.a.ce as souls drift through raw time. Night added herself to the fog, and I laid hold on my limbs jealously, lest they, too, should melt in the general dissolution.

”Where's that prevaricatin' fishmonger?” said Pyecroft, turning a lantern on a scant yard of the gleaming wire-rope that pointed like a stick to my left. ”He's doin' some fancy steerin' on his own. No wonder Mr.

Hincheliffe is blasphemious. The tow's sheered off to starboard, Sir.

He'll fair pull the stern out of us.”

Moorshed, invisible, cursed through the megaphone into invisibility.

”Aie! yeou little man-o'-war!” The voice b.u.t.ted through the fog with the monotonous insistence of a strayed sheep's. ”We don't all like the road you'm takin'. 'Tis no road to Brixham. You'll be buckled up under Prawle Point by'mbye.”

”Do you pretend to know where you are?” the megaphone roared.

”Iss, I reckon; but there's no pretence to me!”

”O Peter!” said Pyecroft. ”Let's hang him at 'is own gaff.”

I could not see what followed, but Moorshed said: ”Take another man with you. If you lose the tow, you're done. I'll slow her down.”

I heard the dinghy splash overboard ere I could cry ”Murder!” Heard the rasp of a boat-hook along the wire-rope, and then, as it had been in my ear, Pyecroft's enormous and jubilant bellow astern: ”Why, he's here!

Right atop of us! The blighter 'as pouched half the tow, like a shark!” A long pause filled with soft Devonian bleatings. Then Pyecroft, _solo arpeggie_: ”Rum? Rum? Rum? Is that all? Come an' try it, uncle.”

I lifted my face to where once G.o.d's sky had been, and besought The Trues I might not die inarticulate, amid these half-worked miracles, but live at least till my fellow-mortals could be made one-millionth as happy as I was happy. I prayed and I waited, and we went slow--slow as the processes of evolution--till the boat-hook rasped again.

”He's not what you might call a scientific navigator,” said Pyecroft, still in the dinghy, but rising like a fairy from a pantomime trap. ”The lead's what 'e goes by mostly; rum is what he's come for; an' Brixham is 'is 'ome. Lay on, Mucduff!”

A white whiskered man in a frock-coat--as I live by bread, a frock-coat!-- sea-boots, and a comforter crawled over the torpedo-tube into Moorshed's grip and vanished forward.

”'E'll probably 'old three gallon (look sharp with that dinghy!); but 'is nephew, left in charge of the _Agatha_, wants two bottles command- allowance. You're a tax-payer, Sir. Do you think that excessive?”

”Lead there! Lead!” rang out from forward.

”Didn't I say 'e wouldn't understand compa.s.s deviations? Watch him close.

It'll be worth it!”

As I neared the bridge I heard the stranger say: ”Let me zmell un!” and to his nose was the lead presented by a trained man of the King's Navy.