Part 33 (1/2)
”My partner, Harold Leroi,” Madison said.
Oster peered through the window in the holding cell door, looked back at Thinnes, then pointed into the cell. ”Hey, see that? The Enquirer's right. Elvis isn't dead.”
”Not yet, anyway,” Leroi said.
”So, what's the story on this guy?”
”We respond to a complaint of a male Cauc hanging around the U of C campus, acting suspicious,” Madison said. ”And we spot him just over the line, here in Three.”
”Naturally,” Leroi added, ”we ask ourselves, 'What's wrong with this picture?'”
”So we stop him and do a Terry, and we find a gun.”
”And we turn out his pockets and find the keys to a big truck. This guy doesn't look like he can afford the beater he's driving.”
”So we search his car and find some very interesting dinner-ware in the trunk.” Madison lifted a cardboard box from the floor onto the desk and flipped open the top. Inside was a pottery bowl almost exactly like the ones Thinnes found in Teresa Moreno's apartment, like the Anasazi bowl Bisti used in his fatal installation. ”Mr. Hale claims he bought this down on Maxwell Street,” Madison continued. ”And he was going to try'n sell it to some professor over at the U. He conveniently forgot the guy's name.”
”Probably Matthew Dennison,” Thinnes said.
”This some kind of black-market thing?” Leroi asked.
Oster said, ”We're still working on that. We've gotten several different versions, so far.”
Leroi nodded. ”Well, he told us his name was Oliver North, but then we ran his prints...”
”We'd like to arraign him first thing in the A.M.,” Madison said. ”Of course murder one beats unlawful use any day...”
They didn't try the Mutt-and-Jeff routine on Hale. It would have been a waste of a performance. He'd seen it before. And they didn't want a ha.s.sle over whether they'd read him his Miranda rights.
Thinnes was pretty sure they had a good circ.u.mstantial case, even without Poke Salad Annie's ID. It would be up to the state's attorney to sober her up and make her appear credible on the witness stand.
”We don't give a s.h.i.+t why he did it,” Thinnes told Oster before they joined Hale in the interview room. ”So long as he's willing to admit he did it.”
In the room, Oster said, ”Why'd you do it, Elvis? We know you did it. We got a witness.”
A witness that will never stand up in court, Thinnes thought, but we're not telling you that.
”Don't try that witness s.h.i.+t on me. The old a.s.shole's dead. Who's your witness, his dog?”
”Don't you wish. No, we got a human witness.”
”Who'd the old a.s.shole be?” Thinnes said.
”I ain't saying anything more.”
”You just said enough to hang yourself, Mr. Hale. Your best bet is to come clean and try to cut yourself a deal.”
”Someone named your name,” Oster added. ”How else would we connect you up?”
”Prove it!”
”We will. In court.” He let Hale think about that for a minute.
”I want a lawyer.”
”Fine,” Oster said.
”Elvis's lawyer just showed up,” Oster told Thinnes, later. ”They're conferring.”
Oster and Thinnes, Swann, Viernes, Ryan, and Ferris had just polished off a pizza and were was.h.i.+ng it down with coffee. Just then, Columbo walked in.
”What's five hundred lawyers in the bottom of the lake?” Ferris asked, loudly enough for the a.s.sistant state's attorney to hear.
”Jesus!” Viernes said. He p.r.o.nounced it HAY-SOOZ. ”What'd a lawyer ever do to you?”
”I'll tell you some day when we got more time.”
”Sorry, Columbo,” Swann said.
”Oh, Columbo's not insulted,” Ferris said. ”He'd be the first to admit state's attorneys are all wannabe cops or apprentice politicians.”
”I have a theory about lawyer bas.h.i.+ng,” Columbo told them.
”Jealousy?” Thinnes asked.
”Yup. Those who can, do; those who can't, criticize.”
”Yeah, Ferris is a great critic.”
”You know, Ferris,” Viernes said, ”when you retire-a.s.suming you're not shot first-they're gonna throw a party and everyone's gonna come.”
”To make sure he's really leaving,” Thinnes told Columbo.
”Yeah,” Viernes added. ”And if he dies with his boots on, even Thinnes won't be able to solve it-”
Ryan finished for him. ”Too many people with a motive and a weapon.”
Sixty-Four.
Lauren Bisti was depressed. Thinnes recognized the symptoms. He could even still remember-barely-what they felt like. ”How're you feeling?” he asked.
”Depressed. My doctor wants me to take Prozac, but it's normal to feel bad when you've lost someone.” She smiled; it didn't reach her eyes. ”I'm sorry, but I don't remember.”