Part 26 (1/2)
Designer: Klaus van Barrelhaus Klaus van Barrelhaus
Tool Name: Glitchometer Glitchometer Use: Tracking Glitches. Retired due to design flaws that surfaced in ”Clean Sweep,” Glitchometers are no longer manufactured, but they can often be found on the Black or Gray markets. Handle with care. Tracking Glitches. Retired due to design flaws that surfaced in ”Clean Sweep,” Glitchometers are no longer manufactured, but they can often be found on the Black or Gray markets. Handle with care.
Designer: Jayson Jayson [image]
Tool Name: Toolmaster 3000 Toolmaster 3000 Use: With its ”Inverted s.p.a.ce Technology” (IST), the Toolmaster 3000 redefines ”state of the art.” Carries up to 500 items. Includes Velcro straps; triple st.i.tched for comfort. With its ”Inverted s.p.a.ce Technology” (IST), the Toolmaster 3000 redefines ”state of the art.” Carries up to 500 items. Includes Velcro straps; triple st.i.tched for comfort.
Designer: Al Penske Al Penske
Tool Name: Receiver Receiver Use: Intra-Seems telephony. Now available in blue, black, Guide Gold, and traditional orange. Intra-Seems telephony. Now available in blue, black, Guide Gold, and traditional orange.
Designer: The Handyman The Handyman
Tool Name: Time Piece Time Piece Use: Accurate SeemsWorld Time reflection. Available at fine Second Hand Stores everywhere. (Requires one BBB battery, not included.) Accurate SeemsWorld Time reflection. Available at fine Second Hand Stores everywhere. (Requires one BBB battery, not included.) Designer: Department of Time Department of Time
Tool Name: Transport Goggles Transport Goggles Use: Eyewear specifically created for In-Between travel. Features No-fog lenses. Also jacks into Blinker for use in VR applications. Eyewear specifically created for In-Between travel. Features No-fog lenses. Also jacks into Blinker for use in VR applications.
Designer: The Handyman The Handyman [image]
Tool Name: Trouble Gum Trouble Gum Use: Available in cherry, grape, old-fas.h.i.+oned bubble, and flavorless flavors. Delivers calm in the toughest Fixing spots-a must-have. Available in cherry, grape, old-fas.h.i.+oned bubble, and flavorless flavors. Delivers calm in the toughest Fixing spots-a must-have.
Designer: Al Penske Al Penske
Tool Name: A Breath of Fresh Air A Breath of Fresh Air Use: Resuscitation. When properly used, this tool clears the lungs and gives you a whole new lease on life. Resuscitation. When properly used, this tool clears the lungs and gives you a whole new lease on life.
Designer: Al Penske Al Penske
Tool Name: Concrete Galoshes Concrete Galoshes Use: ”Never leave home without 'em!” These boots provide added weight for light-hearted or lack-of-gravity situations. Steel-toe reinforced, made from 100% stone-milled cinder. ”Never leave home without 'em!” These boots provide added weight for light-hearted or lack-of-gravity situations. Steel-toe reinforced, made from 100% stone-milled cinder.
Designer: The Handyman The Handyman
Tool Name: Those Things That Look a Lot Like Tweezers That You Cut Wires With Those Things That Look a Lot Like Tweezers That You Cut Wires With Use: Pinching, biting, grabbing, twisting, stabbing, cutting, snipping, clamping, c.o.c.ktail party conversation. Pinching, biting, grabbing, twisting, stabbing, cutting, snipping, clamping, c.o.c.ktail party conversation.
Designer: Al Penske Al Penske
Tool Name: Pajamas Pajamas Use: Specific to the Department of Sleep, Pajamas are your hazmat solution source. Protects against Sleep, Hot Flashes, Bad Vibes, et al. In-store only. Specific to the Department of Sleep, Pajamas are your hazmat solution source. Protects against Sleep, Hot Flashes, Bad Vibes, et al. In-store only.
Designer: Department of Sleep Department of Sleep
Tool Name: Bed Bug Repellent Bed Bug Repellent Use: The pet project of Briefer Milton Frye, Ret., this repellent temporarily renders Bed Bugs (and many others) incapacitated for 79 sms. Available upon request. The pet project of Briefer Milton Frye, Ret., this repellent temporarily renders Bed Bugs (and many others) incapacitated for 79 sms. Available upon request.
Designer: Milton Frye Milton Frye
Tool Name: Jayson's Invention Jayson's Invention Use: All. All.
Designer: Jayson Jayson Note: Clearance 9/9+ required. Please allow 46 weeks for delivery. Clearance 9/9+ required. Please allow 46 weeks for delivery.
Tool Name: The Helping Hand (patent pending) The Helping Hand (patent pending) Use: s.n.a.t.c.hing things from relative distances. First used in ”The Glitch in Sleep.” Available Winter MGBJUIKK. s.n.a.t.c.hing things from relative distances. First used in ”The Glitch in Sleep.” Available Winter MGBJUIKK.
Designer: Fixer F. Becker Drane Fixer F. Becker Drane [image]