Chapter 34 (1/2)
It was the athered before the Guild, waiting for Tyr to begin his speech
”Well listen up now you i that's true in this world it's that you're all just as stupid as o to a place where monsters feed on humansIf you think us stupid people can make a difference in this world, then that's the real stupidity Anyways the world won't change, we know that already but we'll still go! Right? It's because we're stupid!”
From the back of the crowd an old man cried out
”What kind of nonsense are you talking about, how could we possibly be as stupid as you? ”Let's follow our expedition leader!”
”Hurrah!”
Tyr's speech was truly inspiring It ht be that nobody would re our lives on the line for what? Money and experience points, if we died none of these would matter hell, even if we succeed, it would just be another level up
Still, I hadso out in a low, but powerful voice, I addressed the adventurers before me that had just learned that they were stupid
”While this o down in history as some epic battle to write poems about Many lives will be saved and those involved will surely appreciate our self-sacrifice Just this is a sufficient justification, so let’s go ahead and take up this wonderful challenge!”
”Yes!!!”
The crowd cheered in unison, brione so well thanks to Tyr's opening speech, I was beco even more interested in this Tyr fellow
”Tyr, Thank you for the wonderful speech”
”Oh please, it was nothing compared to Gaspard's speech, It made my heart pound and proud to be a man”
We officially set off, Tyr had prepared horses to increase ourspeed and ensure the troops arrived to battle well rested As we travelled, Kishande, Miranda and Ashe worried that the other adventurers would have heard the ruht them as unclean But it couldn't have been further from the truth as they would often sit around the ca stories
”Ladies, do you knohat I've always been wondering? How great must Gaspard's staht!”
”Hey stop it! Nonono! ”
”Ahahahaha! But on the other hand, Gaspard's manhood must have soirls ”
”Right! You don't need tothe sa, he's never once seen us as women!”
Miranda and Ashe were truly drunk, and oversharing with the other adventurers
”Enough Miranda, you're always getting drunk, when are you going to grow up, go to sleep!”
The party-pooper Kishande had arrived and Miranda headed off to bed to avoid any further scolding Ashe however, continued talking
”Meeting Gaspard has been the greatest blessing fro experienced misfortune would you knohat true happiness is”
When Ashe gets drunk her speeches would becoious and philosophical It was a bit annoying to endure, but when she would start speaking like that, we knew she could not last long and would soon fall asleep Finally, Kishande dragged her back to her sleeping bag and the party was over as everyone headed off to get a good night's rest
I deliberately placed htly secluded area My intentions were to lure out the Elves who had been following us since we left the town
'Are they still here Jenna?'
She has been tracking the Elves' movements for me
'They aren't far now, are you sure I can't engage them?'
'Absolutely not, the mission is to find their main camp, so don't spoil this opportunity Is it understood?'
'Yes Lord, I'll definitely find their base, in exchange please allow me to draw first blood!'
'I will'
While I was speaking telepathically with Jenna, the three Elves who had been on our tail were hiding in the bushes, just a couple of meters away from me
'H it out and just attack already!'
They were quite careful, observingbecause I had to keep pretending to sleep with so
'Good, are they finally ?'
Despite their stealth skills, I could see their Status s I wordlessly cast my skill
”Holy shi+eld!”
[Holy shi+eld has been activated Please choose to release the skill after 30 seconds]
Even if I felt I could receive their attacks with my body, I wanted to completely overdo it with this OP skill ofme immobile, I wanted to see the despair in their eyes
”Evil human, die!”
”Bring death to all evil, Holy Elvenheim!”
One of them sent out a spell while the other two rushed ers
Ting! Ting! Bong!
”What was that?”
”What was that sound?”
”It came from Gaspard's location!”
They had tried to put their entire body weight behind their dagger's thrust Of course the result was that they had been sent flying Despiteimmobile, they were utterly unable to har the situation, they continued trying
”Die you savage!”
They once again rushed at me but the conclusion was the same
Ting! Ting! Bong!
”Wha…what's going on?”
”Rihanna, there are ive up for today”
”da down before us!”
'Jenna, I've changedhie'
I had originally planned to let theance It seeer on the table When Kishande and the others arrived, I was still insleep
”Oh, is Gaspard sleeping well for once?”