Part 19 (1/2)

Now Mr. Cruse, as being a clergyman, was of course not a fighting man. ”I shouldn't take any notice of him,” said he; ”nor, indeed, of her either; I do not think she is worth it.”

”Oh, it isn't about that,” said M'Gabbery. ”They were two women together, and I therefore was inclined to show them some attention.

You know how those things go on. From one thing to another it has come to this, that they have depended on me for everything for the last three or four weeks.”

”You haven't paid any money for them, have you?”

”Well, no; I can't exactly say that I have paid money for them. That is to say, they have paid their own bills, and I have not lent them anything. But I dare say you know that a man never travels with ladies in that free and easy way without feeling it in his pocket.

One is apt to do twenty things for them which one wouldn't do for oneself; nor they for themselves if they had to pay the piper.”

Now here a very useful moral may be deduced. Ladies, take care how you permit yourselves to fall into intimacies with unknown gentlemen on your travels. It is not pleasant to be spoken of as this man was speaking of Miss Baker and her niece. The truth was, that a more punctilious person in her money dealings than Miss Baker never carried a purse. She had not allowed Mr. M'Gabbery so much as to lay out on her behalf a single piastre for oranges on the road. Nor had he been their sole companion on their journey through the desert.

They had come to Jerusalem with a gentleman and his wife: Mr.

M'Gabbery had been kindly allowed to join them.

”Well, if I were you, I should show them a cold shoulder,” said Mr.

Cruse; ”and as to that intolerable puppy, I should take no further notice of him, except by cutting him dead.”

Mr. M'Gabbery at last promised to follow his friend's advice, and so Miss Todd's picnic came to an end without bloodshed.

CHAPTER X.

THE EFFECTS OF MISS TODD'S PICNIC.

Sir Lionel did not partic.i.p.ate violently either in his son's disgust at the falsehood of that holy sepulchre church, nor in his enthusiasm as to the Mount of Olives. In the former, he walked about as he had done in many other foreign churches, looked a little to the right and a little to the left, observed that the roof seemed to be rather out of order, declined entering the sanctum sanctorum, and then asked whether there was anything more to be seen. He did not care, he said, about going upstairs into the gallery; and when George suggested that he should descend into the Armenian chapel, he observed that it appeared to be very dark and very crowded. He looked at the Turkish janitors without dismay, and could not at all understand why George should not approve of them.

He was equally cold and equally complaisant on the Mount of Olives.

He would willingly have avoided the ascent could he have done so without displeasing his son; but George made a point of it. A donkey was therefore got for him, and he rode up.

”Ah! yes,” said he, ”a very clear view of the city; oh, that was Solomon's temple, was it? And now they have a mosque there, have they? Ah! perhaps the Brahmins will have a turn at it before the world is done. It's a barren sort of hill after all, is it not?”

And then George tried very much in vain to make his father understand why he wished to go into the church.

”By-the-by,” said Sir Lionel--they were then sitting exactly on the spot where George had placed himself before, when he made that grand resolve to give up everything belonging to this world for the sake of being one of Christ's shepherds--”by-the-by, George, for heaven's sake don't throw your uncle over in choosing a profession. I certainly should be sorry to see you become an attorney.”

”I have never thought of it for a moment,” said George.

”Because, with your abilities, and at any rate with your chance of money, I think you would be very much thrown away; but, considering his circ.u.mstances and yours, were I you, I would really submit almost to anything.”

”I will not at any rate submit to that,” said George, not very well able to reconcile his father's tone to the spot on which they were sitting.

”Well, it's your own affair, my boy. I have no right to interfere, and shall not attempt to do so; but of course I must be anxious. If you did go into the church, I suppose he'd buy a living for you?”

”Certainly not; I should take a college living.”

”At your age any that you could get would be very small. Ah, George!

if I could only put an old head upon young shoulders, what a hand of cards you would have to play! That old man could leave you half a million of money!”