Part 1 (1/2)
The Grand Ellipse.
by Paula Volsky.
Prologue.
”SHE IS INCOMPARABLE, she is exquisite, she is divine,” proclaimed the king of the Low Hetz. ”Have another lard-smacker, my friend, and I'll tell you about her.”
”Sire, the preparations are complete,” returned the adept who chose to call himself ”Nevenskoi.” His aspect was darkly foreign, his accent exotically flavored. ”I am ready to proceed with the demonstration.”
”I've never encountered so glorious a creature,” the king confided. ”Her smile-a tropical sunrise. Her walk-the flow of a mountain stream. Her voice-a celestial serenade.”
”If Your Majesty will condescend to observe the pit-of-elements, you will view the culmination of-”
”The curve of her lips-an architect's inspiration. The texture of her skin-corporeal moonlight. The swell of her b.r.e.a.s.t.s-words fail me.”
”The years of arcane experimentation,” Nevenskoi persisted, ”have borne fruit at last, sire. A discovery of considerable significance-”
”Scarcely concerns me now. There are more important things. Come, man, where's your heart, where's your imagination? Have a chili-oil eel, and try to act human.”
”As Your Majesty wills.” Obediently the adept styling himself ”Nevenskoi” picked a morsel from the vast platter covering half the workroom table, swallowed, and felt his frustration subside. Remarkable, the heartening effect that food always exerted upon him, especially expensive food, cunningly prepared, artfully presented. And the fare at Waterwitch Palace ranged from the excellent to the sublime. The chili-oil eels, for example-moist fleshed, initially mild upon the unsuspecting tongue, then kindling to infernal heat. Extraordinary. The deep-fried lard-smackers-dense and rich beneath the airiest of batters. The caviar mille-feuilles, flecked with chives, layered with sour cream. The pickled plover's eggs. The little garlic custards in crispy shredded potato nests. The saffron barquettes, black with truffles. Delightful. No doubt about it, King Miltzin IX knew how to choose his chefs-perhaps too well, Nevenskoi reflected, conscious of the spreading middle-aged girth, so detrimental to the image that his position and profession obliged him to maintain.
Immaterial. The voluminous dark robe of a traditional savant concealed unsightly bulges, just as the thick black wig concealed his balding pate. Just as the black-dyed moustache and imperial masked his ripe jowls. Just as the affectation of an alien accent disguised the flat intonations of a Hetzian shopkeeper's son, veiling the drab truth of ordinary Nitz Neeper. Nitz the n.o.body, Nitz the Nonent.i.ty, Nitz the Nothing.
Nitz no more.
”Nevenskoi” now, and self-transformed. Native son of northern Rhazaulle, scion of a n.o.ble house, mystic, medium, gifted necromancer. A man of parts. In short, a noteworthy personage, one whose abilities had won the regard of the Low Hetz's king.
Miltzin IX-dubbed ”Mad Miltzin” by the irreverent-was generous to his human pets. Excessively generous, in many opinions, but the king wisely ignored such mean-spirited carping. Capable of recognizing talent, Miltzin had taken Nitz Neeper, known as Nevenskoi, into his own Waterwitch Palace; had fed and sheltered him luxuriously, paid him munificently, included him in courtly functions, shown him every mark of favor, and, most important, furnished him with the most advanced and amply equipped underground workroom that any aspiring adept had ever dreamed of. All His Majesty asked in exchange was a little occasional novelty.
These reflections enabled Nevenskoi to regard his gra.s.shopper-minded monarch with a kindlier eye. Mad Miltzin was still rhapsodizing.
”...the arch of her eyebrow...the curve of her ear-lobe...swanlike throat...rounded white shoulder...tiny, helpless, enchanting hands, like a child's...adorable, irresistible...magical...”
Courtesy no less than diplomacy demanded a reply.
”The fortunate landswoman is indeed possessed of many an advantage, not the least of which is the treasure of Your Majesty's esteem,” Nevenskoi hazarded in his spurious Rhazaullean accent.
Mad Miltzin halted in midpaean, and his eyes-bright, round, and protuberant as an insect's-widened.
”Who?” inquired the king.
”The Honorable Landswoman liNeuflein, Sire. The happy recipient of Your Majesty's approbation. The-”
”Oh,” said Miltzin. ”Her. Come, man, d'you truly imagine liNeuflein's wife worthy of such praise? You spend too much time buried alive in this workroom; it's warped your standards of judgment.”
”Majesty, correct me if I am mistaken, but was it not a scant month ago that you were lauding the beauty of the honorable landswoman? Did you not at that time characterize yourself as 'the helpless slave of her matchless radiance'?”
”Perhaps; I do not recall. She's well enough, I suppose, in an overstated sort of way. But she is no longer young, and I suspect she colors her hair. Moreover, an unsightly mole disfigures her left thigh. Or was it the right? No matter. How can such overblown charms compare with the fresh young loveliness of the Regarded Madam liGrozorf?”
”Madam liGrozorf?”
”A rose, my friend, with the dew still upon her. No more than eighteen years of age, and newly come to court. Innocent, pure, impossibly unspoiled. I confess I am hopelessly smitten. Never have I known such depth of emotion-”
Miltzin was off and running again.
Once again Nevenskoi suppressed a flash of annoyance, an exercise in courtiers.h.i.+p that he had mastered years earlier. a.s.suming an expression of suitably admiring encouragement, he concentrated on simulating interest in the king's latest obsession. And while he listened, he comforted himself with lard-smackers, foie gras, oil-cured olives, and fried ganzel puffs picked from the platter. Presently his innards stirred a warning, which he disregarded, for he prided himself upon his resistance to intestinal intimidation.
A slight change in the rhythm of the half-heard monologue alerted the adept's experienced ear. His sovereign's prominent eyes had lost something of their excited l.u.s.ter, and those expansive gestures were starting to contract. The topic was approaching exhaustion. Presently Miltzin IX paused, groping for superlatives.
Nevenskoi seized the moment. ”The king wants distraction from his many cares. Allow His Majesty's servant the privilege of furnis.h.i.+ng diversion.”
”Eh? Oh, yes, you were keen on showing me something, weren't you? What was it, again?”
”The fire, Your Majesty.” Nitz Neeper, alias Nevenskoi, took a deep breath. When he spoke again, his foreign accent was false as always, but his words were true, for there was nothing ersatz about his talent or his ambition. ”The wonder of Sentient Fire.”
”Sentient Fire. Well. A pretty t.i.tle,” Mad Miltzin conceded. He hesitated, apparently pondering the necessity of additional inquiry, and then demanded, ”A weapon of some sort, is it?”
”Certainly, Sire, that is one of countless potential applications.”
”I do not perceive the need for new and more advanced methods of destruction,” the king countered at once. ”We are not at war. Everybody else is, but not us. It's costly, I suppose?”
”There are certain unavoidable expenses, hardly excessive in view of the benefits. Your Majesty, my discovery is surely-”
”Ingenious no doubt, but you must understand that time has pa.s.sed. I've expanded in mind and soul, I have grown beyond the need of crude weaponry. Please don't pout. I would hope to see you rejoice in my spiritual progress.”
”I do,” Nevenskoi returned fervently. ”Indeed I do, with all my heart. And yet, with all due modesty, I am compelled to observe that my discovery of what amounts to a new element in the world may be regarded as a wondrous pathway opening to mankind-a new resource, a new direction, a fresh territory open to exploration-”
”Oh, don't get carried away, Nevenskoi,” the king advised. ”You're a bit full of yourself, aren't you?”
”Majesty, I intended no presumption.”
”Probably not, but I must instruct you, this so-called 'wondrous pathway' of yours is very much a false lead.”
”Sire?”
”Now, don't a.s.sume affronted airs. You brilliant adepts are all temperamental, scarcely fit to endure the truth. But this time you must hear it. The key to the future lies not in the exploration of fire, explosives, atmospheric ignitions, or any such commonplace incendiary effusion.”
”Indeed, Sire.” Dread twinged across Nevenskoi's mind. He sensed the waning of his listener's interest, and with that ebb tide went fame and glory, solvency, security. His insides commenced to knot.
”The key,” Miltzin continued, blithely blind to the other's distress, ”lies in the marriage of magic and science. It is this great fusion that will shape and rule the world of the future. And the nation successfully comprehending these twin forces-the nation capable of turning the new knowledge to practical use in terms of transportation and communication-will surely emerge preeminent in years to come.”
Not a word about the Sentient Fire. The lard-smackers lay like stones in Nevenskoi's belly. The heat of the chili-oil eels blazed along his veins. His guts twisted and the sweat gathered on his brow, but he managed to reply, ”Your Majesty limns a golden prospect. For the present, however-”
”The mechanics of transportation must be mastered,” the king bounced on. ”That is the first step along the path. It is my duty as a monarch to furnish guidance and encouragement. Therefore-and you are the first to know, my friend-I am planning an extraordinary event designed to focus the world's attention upon issues of truest significance.”
”Admirable, Sire. But you speak of extraordinary events, and I beg leave to remind Your Majesty-”