Part 17 (1/2)

In I went. It was dark, the ceilings low, and it smelled wonderfully of frying food. It was hot, but cooler than outside, a window AC unit puffing away noisily somewhere, and a wide-bladed fan overhead lazily stirred the air.

So... ”restaurant” may have been stretching things a bit.

But it was a public establishment, and it was deserted, so I could probably kill time here without attracting any attention.

There was a table near the door, and I sat down with my back to the wall so I could watch the interior as well as the door and the street beyond. I heard voices in the back chattering in Portuguese, but I was in no hurry. I was just glad to be off my feet and out of the sun. Eventually a tiny, hunched old woman emerged from somewhere, saw me, and started exclaiming excitedly, hustling over to me, placing a twenty-year old laminated menu in front of me. It had maybe six items on it, none of which I recognized, but at least the numbers next to the items told me I could probably make the last of my stolen money stretch enough to get me a meal and something to drink.

I spoke over the old woman's excited rambling. ”American. I speak Ingles.”

”Oh...no, no. No Ingles.” And then she was off again, chattering way too fast for me to catch anything even if I did speak the tiniest amount of Portuguese, which I didn't. Except ”thank you”, which was obrigado.

Um.

”Agua?” That was Spanish again, but it was all I had to go with.

She understood, bustling away and returning with a tall translucent red plastic cup, the kind you used to get at Pizza Hut. It was full of ice water, and I took it and guzzled it down greedily, offering my best version of ”obrigado,” which made her grin and chatter something else at me.

I fished the crumpled five-real bill out of my pocket and set it on the table, gestured at the menu with a shrug, and then patted my belly. Which hopefully translated to ”Pick something for me, lady, because this is all the money I have and I don't read Portuguese.”

Apparently she understood, because she took the money, stuffed it into her ap.r.o.n pocket, and vanished. She returned with a fresh gla.s.s of ice water and then vanished once more. This time she was gone for about twenty minutes, which were gloriously silent, except for the occasional crackle of ice against the red plastic. When she returned, it was with a plate loaded down with a s.h.i.+tload of food.

It looked like little b.a.l.l.s of something deep fried, a large empanada sort of thing, but bigger and flatter and crispier-looking, and then a huge glop of rice and beans topped by what looked like a fried flour substance mixed with bacon and peppers of some sort. It smelled like heaven. But way too much food for a measly five real. I stuffed my hands in my pockets and turned them out to show that I had no more money, and then shrugged broadly.

The woman just waved at me, and a dismissive grandmotherly wave is the same all over the world, it seemed. ”Comer! Comer!” she said, gesturing at the plate.

I'd seen the gesture before, but in Italian-”Mangia! Mangia!”, or ”Eat! Eat!”.

I thanked her again, picked up the fork and tried one of the deep fried b.a.l.l.s. Ho-leeee s.h.i.+t. Best. Thing. Ever. It had some kind of creamy melted cheese and shredded chicken inside it, and it was divine.

The woman pointed at the deep fried b.a.l.l.s when I stabbed another one. ”c.o.xinhas.” Co-sheen-yas.

Delicious.

The empanada-thing was next. I forked it open and discovered that it contained more melted, gooey cheese, ground beef, sauteed white onions, and jalapenos. She called it a pasteis. I didn't care what she called it, as long as I could keep eating it. The rice and beans and flour concoction was just as amazing as everything else, so by the time I finished I was sated, stuffed, and happy.

I wished I had more money to give her, but I didn't, so I had to settle for effusive thanks, which the woman just waved away. I took my cup of ice water-my third one-and moved out to the table on the patio, sitting in the shade of the umbrella, and stared out at the sea.

Gradually, my belly full and my anxiety lessened, I decided to rest my head on my arms for a moment.

A scream woke me.

Not mine, but someone else's. A woman's. Terrified. Panicked.

I bolted upright, reaching into my back pocket for the knife. The patio was empty, but there was a big black SUV sitting with its engine idling and all four doors open. Definitely the kind of big black SUV a kingpin would send his thugs out in to look for a certain American girl.

I realized as well that my spot at the table with my head down and hidden behind the tilted umbrella meant that they might not have seen me. But they'd followed me here, somehow. I heard shouting, a gunshot, and a scream, the sound of a bullet piercing the tin roof.

What to do?

Duh. Only one thing to do: steal the truck. I hated letting the nice old lady get hurt over me, but hopefully the thugs wouldn't actually kill her if she didn't really know anything about me. I was essentially defenseless, anyway, so what could I do to help? Don't bring a knife to a gunfight and all, right?

Cursing under my breath, I watched the door for a split second, and then bolted, vaulting the low fence separating the patio from the parking lot, slid on dirt, ran around the SUV slamming the doors closed on my way to the driver's seat. I jumped in, hauled the door shut, and threw it into reverse, gunning it and jerking the wheel around. The powerful vehicle skidded backward and spun in a circle on the gravel, scattering hens and pebbles all over the place. I almost crashed into a nearby hut but I recovered and jerked the gear s.h.i.+ft into drive, shoved the gas pedal to the floor.

I heard gunshots, and the back window shattered and the round buried itself in the pa.s.senger seat headrest. More rounds. .h.i.t into the body, the rear quarter panel. Then I was around the corner and out their field of vision.

I hauled a.s.s down the hill at a reckless speed, hit the beach and turned into the city.

How the h.e.l.l had they found me?

My phone rang. Because of the traffic I was forced to go slow, so I answered it, watching my mirrors for signs of pursuit.

”Harris?”

”Yeah, it's me. I'm in So Paulo right now, headed down your way.” I heard road noise in the background. ”Where are you?”

”Still in Guaruja, although I've just run into trouble.” I glanced in the rear-view mirror just then and saw a black SUV identical to the one I was driving cut into oncoming traffic, pa.s.s three cars, and pull up behind me.

”Trouble?”

”Yeah. I had this nice little spot out of the way at this tiny little cafe. And they just...showed up. I don't know how they found me. I walked there, and didn't stop to talk to anyone. I didn't think anyone even f.u.c.king saw me.” BLAM! A round slammed into the radio. ”s.h.i.+t. They're shooting at me.”

”Do you have a gun?”

”No, but I have a knife. Hold on one second.” I tossed the phone onto the pa.s.senger seat and jerked the wheel to the right and stood on the brakes.

This earned me a rear-ending which jolted me forward and gave me a nasty case of whiplash, but my pursuers shot past me, which was my goal. I gunned the engine and pulled up next to them, gritted my teeth, and hauled the wheel left, bas.h.i.+ng into them. My window shattered and the door crumpled against my leg, but the other SUV didn't fare as well. I'd forced it into an oncoming cargo truck, which plowed into the black SUV, demolis.h.i.+ng its front end. I floored the gas pedal and pulled away, cut left onto a one-way street, and then made a couple more turns at random.

”Layla!” I heard his voice distantly, tinny, and remembered the phone.

”Harris, hey, I'm here. Sorry about that.”

”Are you okay?” He sounded panicked. Well, maybe not panicked exactly, but concerned at the very least.

”Yeah, I'm okay. I sideswiped them into oncoming traffic. I think I lost them.”

”Don't a.s.sume. There are always more.”

”Thanks for the rea.s.surance,” I said, deadpan. ”I'm pretty sure I just caused a lot of injury and death.”

”You want me to lie to you?” he asked.

”No,” I admitted. ”Keep telling me the truth.”

”The truth is you're going to be fine. Keep doing whatever it takes to avoid letting them get their hands on you. Don't worry about the collateral damage; just pretend you're in a Jerry Bruckheimer movie, all right? Get back to the 160, the road you took south out of So Paulo. Head north, and call me when you're on it. We'll figure out a place to meet.”

”Got it.”

”All right. See you soon.”