Part 22 (2/2)

He lifted up the baker's boy and set him on the top of the haystack, which was about sixteen feet from the ground, and then he sat down on the roof of the barn and told the baker's boy exactly what he thought of him. I don't think the boy heard it all--he was in a sort of trance of terror. When Robert had said everything he could think of, and some things twice over, he shook the boy and said--

[Ill.u.s.tration: He lifted up the baker's boy and set him on top of the haystack]

”And now get down the best way you can,” and left him.

I don't know how the baker's boy got down, but I do know that he missed the cart and got into the very hottest of hot water when he turned up at last at the bakehouse. I am sorry for him, but after all, it was quite right that he should be taught that boys mustn't use their feet when they fight, but their fists. Of course the water he got into only became hotter when he tried to tell his master about the boy he had licked and the giant as high as a church, because no one could possibly believe such a tale as that. Next day the tale was believed--but that was too late to be of any use to the baker's boy.

When Robert rejoined the others he found them in the garden. Anthea had thoughtfully asked Martha to let them have dinner out there--because the dining-room was rather small, and it would have been so awkward to have a brother the size of Robert in there. The Lamb, who had slept peacefully during the whole stormy morning, was now found to be sneezing, and Martha said he had a cold and would be better indoors.

”And really it's just as well,” said Cyril, ”for I don't believe he'd ever have stopped screaming if he'd once seen you, the awful size you are!”

Robert was indeed what a draper would call an ”out-size” in boys. He found himself able to step right over the iron gate in the front garden.

Martha brought out the dinner--it was cold veal and baked potatoes, with sago pudding and stewed plums to follow.

She of course did not notice that Robert was anything but the usual size, and she gave him as much meat and potatoes as usual and no more.

You have no idea how small your usual helping of dinner looks when you are many times your proper size. Robert groaned, and asked for more bread. But Martha would not go on giving more bread for ever. She was in a hurry, because the keeper intended to call on his way to Benenhurst Fair, and she wished to be smartly dressed before he came.

”I wish _we_ were going to the Fair,” said Robert.

”You can't go anywhere that size,” said Cyril.

”Why not?” said Robert. ”They have giants at fairs, much bigger ones than me.”

”Not much, they don't,” Cyril was beginning, when Jane screamed ”Oh!”

with such loud suddenness that they all thumped her on the back and asked whether she had swallowed a plum-stone.

”No,” she said, breathless from being thumped, ”it's--it's not a plum-stone. It's an idea. Let's take Robert to the Fair, and get them to give us money for showing him! Then we really _shall_ get something out of the old Sammyadd at last!”

”Take me, indeed!” said Robert indignantly. ”Much more likely me take you!”

And so it turned out. The idea appealed irresistibly to everyone but Robert, and even he was brought round by Anthea's suggestion that he should have a double share of any money they might make. There was a little old pony-cart in the coach-house--the kind that is called a governess-cart. It seemed desirable to get to the Fair as quickly as possible, so Robert--who could now take enormous steps and so go very fast indeed--consented to wheel the others in this. It was as easy to him now as wheeling the Lamb in the mail-cart had been in the morning.

The Lamb's cold prevented his being of the party.

It was a strange sensation being wheeled in a pony-carriage by a giant.

Everyone enjoyed the journey except Robert and the few people they pa.s.sed on the way. These mostly went into what looked like some kind of standing-up fits by the roadside, as Anthea said. Just outside Benenhurst, Robert hid in a barn, and the others went on to the Fair.

[Ill.u.s.tration: It was a strange sensation being wheeled in a pony-carriage by a giant]

There were some swings, and a hooting-tooting blaring merry-go-round, and a shooting-gallery and Aunt Sallies. Resisting an impulse to win a cocoanut,--or at least to attempt the enterprise,--Cyril went up to the woman who was loading little guns before the array of gla.s.s bottles on strings against a sheet of canvas.

”Here you are, little gentleman!” she said. ”Penny a shot!”

”No, thank you,” said Cyril, ”we are here on business, not on pleasure.

Who's the master?”

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